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Chapter 111 Deng Chao: My hemorrhoids are acting up.

"Brother Chi..."

"Little Xu..."

The two stared at each other, and the corners of their mouths couldn't help but turn up.

"What kind of mischievous idea do you two have?" Li Chen asked with a smile upon seeing this.

"Brother Chi, you say it," Xu Yan said, pressing down on the corner of his mouth.

Chen Chichi lowered his voice: "We can wait until Deng Chaoying is ready, then have the director deliberately fire the wrong water gun to give him a surprise."

"Isn't this too obvious?"

Wang Zulan was a little worried: "The director already cooperated with us once in the first round."

Chen Chichi smiled and looked at Xu Yan.

Xu Yan added with a laugh, "We can find someone to take the blame with Brother Chao, that way it'll be foolproof."

"Then who gets sprayed?" Yang Beibi asked.

Everyone turned to look at Xu Yan.

Xu Yan sighed helplessly, "Well, since that's the case, then..."

Seeing Xu Yan drawl, Reba stared at him suspiciously.

next second.

Xu Yan looked at her and said, "I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you for a bit."

Dilraba rolled her eyes immediately:

"I knew it!"

"You can make me suffer, but you have to be included."

"I don't need to... Husbands and wives are like birds in the same forest; when disaster strikes, they fly away separately..." Xu Yan's eyes darted around.

"Pah, who said we're husband and wife!" Dilraba said irritably, hands on her hips.

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Okay, it's settled then."

Chen Chichi quickly made the decision, fearing that Xu Yan and Reba would change their minds.

……

Half an hour later, Deng Chao put down his suitcase and went to another small room.

As soon as he entered the small room, he saw an assistant director.

"Director~"

Looks like I have a mission today.

Deng Chao grinned slyly and sat down opposite the assistant director.

This scene was witnessed by all eight people.

Chen Chichi immediately criticized, "Look how excited he is. He even said before that he felt guilty about being an inside man."

Xu Yan nodded: "A man's words are deceitful."

Next, the production team told Deng Chao the rules.

After hearing the rules, Deng Chao's face broke into a bright smile, which even made his crow's feet appear.

He got up and went to the blackboard behind him, and began to write down the number of laps to be made in the first round for everyone.

"Chichi..."

Deng Chao held his pen, pretending to ponder.

"Thirty-five laps, I guess."

He simply wrote "35" after Chen Chichi's name.

Chen Chichi's eyes widened immediately.

"Thirty-five laps?!"

"He's trying to kill me?!"

After saying that, he made a vicious throat-slitting gesture.

Deng Chao was completely unaware that he was being watched by eight people, and he wrote with increasing enthusiasm.

"Armor forty."

"Zu Lan thirty-five."

"Baby is thirty-eight."

With each one written, another person in the meeting room would slit their throat in front of the monitor.

"Luckily we're a spy, otherwise we would have been played to death by him," Zheng Kai said thankfully.

Soon, Deng Chao wrote about Yang Beibi.

He thought for a moment and wrote down:

"Ten laps for the baby."

Yang Beibi was immediately touched:

"Actually, Brother Chao is a pretty good person..."

"Baby, you're softening already?"

As soon as Xu Yan opened his mouth, he saw Deng Chao write a "9" after his name.

His eyes widened in surprise.

So little?

"We seem to be being a bit cruel, Brother Chao is quite gentle..."

I haven't finished speaking yet,

Deng Chao then added a "9" after the "9".

Xu Yan: "..."

Everyone burst into laughter instantly.

Li Chen slammed his hand on the table: "Xiao Xu, is your brother still gentle?"

next second.

Deng Chao wrote "50" below Li Chen.

Li Chen's laughter stopped abruptly:

"Kill him!"

Xu Yan also slit his throat: "Kill him!"

Everyone burst into laughter again.

Finally, Deng Chao wrote 15 circles for himself and sat back down at the table.

The assistant director watched helplessly as Deng Chao dug a hole for himself, barely suppressing a laugh as he asked:

"Isn't it too cruel to write so many circles?"

"Is it cruel? No, it isn't."

Deng Chao calmly shrugged.

The eight men clenched their fists angrily at the surveillance screen.

Xu Yan clapped his hands: "Great, we don't need to feel pressured anymore."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Subsequently, Deng Chao's "behind-the-scenes manipulation" went into a second round.

He divided the difficulty of the eight people's questions into three levels.

Most difficult: Xu Yan, Li Chen, Chen Chichi.

Advanced: Zheng Kai, Wang Baobao.

Intermediate: Reba, Yang Beibi, Wang Zulan.

"That's how it works: the strongest student gets the hardest question, and the weakest student gets the easiest question."

After Deng Chao finished speaking, he added to the camera, "Zu Lan, look how good I am to you."

Wang Zulan looked uneasy: "Should I smile?"

Xu Yan shook his head: "No, you should jump up and hit him on the knee."

Everyone burst into laughter.

……

After Deng Chao completed his behind-the-scenes maneuver, the director had everyone return to their room.

After half an hour.

The group boarded the bus and headed to their first mission location.

On the bus, Deng Chao was clearly excited.

He would look out the window for a while, then at the crowd, and then pretend to calmly straighten his clothes.

Xu Yan looked at him for two seconds, then suddenly asked in a harmless manner:

"Brother Chao, why are you so happy today?"

Deng Chao was taken aback:

"Is there?"

"Yes, I have."

Xu Yan nodded, then deliberately squinted at Deng Chao to scare him: "You don't have a special identity this time, do you?"

"What identity? Of course not."

Deng Chao unleashed his acting prowess, shrugging with an innocent expression.

"Then why are you so restless?" Chen Chichi chimed in, trying to scare him.

"Maybe... I ate too spicy food at noon, and it aggravated my hemorrhoids." Deng Chaoyi made up a complete lie.

"puff!"

Everyone burst into laughter.

The comments section was filled with laughter.

"What the hell are these hemorrhoids?!"

"Brother Chao, are you just saying whatever comes to mind in your dreams?"

"Hahaha, Deng Chao is too abstract."

"Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts."

……

After half an hour.

Kyoto Culture Park.

The group arrived at an open space where a pressure point mat was laid out.

Li Chen was running in the lead, and as soon as he saw the acupressure mat, he instantly collapsed, clutching his head.

"NO!!!"

"It's a pressure point mat again!"

Chen Chichi groaned, "Seriously, director? You guys are doing this again?"

Wang Zulan's expression twisted: "Little bamboo shoots, it'll hurt like hell! Don't you remember how Chichi was in so much pain last time that he practically flew off?"

Deng Chao also pretended to collapse, holding his head in his hands:

"Director, you guys are too cruel!"

Everyone tacitly avoided looking at Deng Chao, afraid that they might not be able to hold back their laughter and that Deng Chao would notice something amiss.

Next, Director Lu announced the rules of the game.

Another chorus of wails erupted from the crowd.

The drawing of lots began, and Chen Chichi was the first to step forward, drawing the number 35.

His eyes widened immediately:

"Thirty-five laps?!"

"Director, are you trying to kill me on this acupressure mat?"

Li Chen stepped forward to draw lots.

Fifty laps.

His eyes widened in disbelief:

Fifty?! Do you really think my feet are cow's feet?

Then, the others stepped forward to draw lots.

Upon seeing their lap count, everyone outwardly collapsed, but inwardly they were suppressing laughter to the point of internal injury.