My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.
Chapter 120: An honest man who doesn't talk much
"Thump."
Deng Chao knelt on the ground, his face filled with grief.
He turned to look at his brothers on both sides, who were smiling broadly in the sun...
"So... you all knew about my entire plan from beginning to end?"
"Not only did we know, we watched the whole thing."
Xu Yan nodded, and then took out his phone and waved the 【Eighth Prank Group】 in Deng Chao's face.
"There's a prank group too?!"
Deng Chao's eyes widened immediately.
He took Xu Yan's phone and quickly scrolled up the chat history.
As a result, the more he looked, the more his defenses crumbled:
"Breaking a boulder on your chest, but not the boulder itself; skydiving, but not the parachute..."
"Are you going to send me away?"
Seeing this, Dilraba smiled sheepishly, "It's okay, Brother Chao, we didn't play those games, did we?"
Deng Chao's voice instantly rose: "You really want to play?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
The crowd laughed even louder.
The comments section erupted in laughter.
"Hahaha, Brother Chao is devastated."
Deng Chao: Tears welled up in my eyes when I learned the truth.
"Brother Chao, let's go back to Gotham. Batman said he won't hit you anymore."
"This is hilarious, Dilraba is also a demon."
"..."
Amidst enthusiastic laughter, the recording of the eighth episode came to an end.
However, in the end, everyone still needed to do a post-interview for the final cut of the film.
"Everyone, please write your evaluation of Deng Chao's performance today on the whiteboard."
After Director Lu finished speaking, the staff handed out the question boards to everyone.
"Reviews..."
Xu Yan picked it up and began to think about it.
"You've been messing with me all day, now you should give me some good feedback, right? Don't ruin my reputation!" Deng Chao quickly put his hands together in prayer.
"You call yourself brilliant? You only have one name." Li Chen chuckled and teased.
"Don't worry, Brother Chao, it's all packed up."
Xu Yan smiled and began to write on the whiteboard.
The others also put pen to paper after a moment's thought.
Soon, Li Chen was the first to show his question board.
In short: [A subtle, secretly passionate person]
Deng Chao's eyes widened instantly: "Big Black Bull, why are you making personal attacks? How am I a repressed pervert?"
"You've always suspected I'm interested in your butt, isn't that just being a repressed pervert?" Li Chen retorted.
Deng Chao was speechless.
The crowd burst into laughter again.
then.
Everyone then showed their question boards.
Zheng Kai: [He was scammed but still helped the scammer count the money]
Baby Yang: [Cute Big Fool]
Chen Chichi: [A cunning strategist, but unable to calculate clearly]
Wang Baobao: [Fool]
Deng Chao's vision blurred, and he clutched his chest, looking heartbroken: "You've disappointed me so much."
"Xu Yan, what about yours?" Director Lu asked, looking at Xu Yan.
Xu Yan slowly turned the question board:
He's an honest man who doesn't talk much.
Everyone was immediately surprised.
"You think so highly of Brother Chao?" Zheng Kai asked in surprise.
"You're not trying to make up for the hurt you caused Chao Ge this time, are you?" Wang Baobao laughed.
"It's absolutely against my conscience," Li Chen said firmly.
Only Deng Chao looked pleased.
He pounded his chest and pointed at Xu Yan:
"Xiao Xu! You understand me best!"
"My good brother is in my heart."
At that moment, a question mark floated above Xu Yan's head.
He glanced down at the whiteboard and quickly said, "Wait a minute, you're missing a comma."
After he finished speaking, he added a comma:
As people age, they become less inclined to speak the truth.
Deng Chao's smile froze instantly.
next second.
"Hahahaha!"
The audience burst into laughter again.
Chen Chichi laughed so hard he squatted down: "I'm getting old, so I don't talk much of the truth anymore, hahaha!"
Zheng Kai laughed so hard he slapped his thigh: "Xiao Xu, that's too ruthless!"
Li Chen pointed at Deng Chao: "Chao, you were too quick to get emotional!"
The comments section erupted in laughter.
"Hahahaha, what a weirdo, he doesn't talk much."
"You can even break sentences like that, hahaha, Chinese culture is so profound."
"Brother Chao got hurt a second time, hahaha."
"It suits Brother Chao perfectly, absolutely perfectly!"
……
An hour later.
The group returned to the hotel.
Before Xu Yan could return to her room, Director Lu called her over.
"Director Lu, you're calling me in the middle of the night..."
"I have principles, you know."
As soon as Xu Yan entered the door, he made Lu Hao laugh.
"Your mouth is so funny."
Lu Hao smiled and gestured for Xu Yan to sit down at the desk.
"I have good news for you."
"I'm going to be on the Spring Festival Gala?!" Xu Yan exclaimed with delight.
"puff."
Director Lu laughed again; Xu Yan's words always surprised him.
He pushed a tablet in front of Xu Yan:
"Your appearance fee has increased."
Xu Yan picked it up and took a look.
The screen displays a page of data.
Running Man Weibo Quarterly Topic Index:
1. Deng Chao: 873259
2. Chen Chichi: 863241
3. Wang Baobao: 824525
4. Xu Yan: 804512
Since the start of Running Man 2, Xu Yan's quarterly topic popularity has surged to fourth place among the Running Man team!
"So tall?!"
Xu Yan raised an eyebrow in surprise.
He knew his popularity was rising rapidly, but he never expected to reach this position!
It's worth noting that Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, and Wang Baobao, who are ranked ahead of him, are all veteran members with extremely high national popularity and great audience appeal.
He had only recently joined the show.
If we disregard his previous fame and established reputation, just looking at his explosive growth this season, he might even be the most outrageous one in the show!
Lu Hao smiled as he observed his reaction:
"I was also surprised when I first saw this data."
"But thinking about your behavior, it seems quite normal."
As he spoke, he swiped down the tablet screen.
A large number of trending search terms appeared in Xu Yan's eyes.
#XuYanRunningMan#
#XuYanRedUnderwear#
#HotCP#
#XuYanTearsThree Apart#
There are dozens of related entries.
This pushed Xu Yan's quarterly topic index to over 800,000.
Lu Hao looked at him, his tone becoming more serious:
"Leaving aside other things..."
"Just looking at how frequently you've been trending on social media lately, it's already more than many celebrities have in a year or even many years."
"More importantly, your trending status wasn't due to riding the coattails of the show's popularity."
"It's because you can actually make the audience laugh."
"This is very important."
Hearing Director Lu's words, Xu Yan felt a warmth in her heart.
Then, Lu Hao pulled out a contract:
"I've spoken with the investors."
"Starting from the next issue, your appearance fee will increase to one million per issue."
"Hiss~"
Upon hearing this number, Xu Yan gasped in surprise.
One million!
It's increased twentyfold compared to before!
The amount may not seem like much, but compared to the system's rewards, this announcement fee made him happier.
This is because it is an achievement he made by recording episode after episode and creating one joke after another.
Moreover, as far as he knows...
This price is already about the same as Li Chen and Zheng Kai's!
Seeing Xu Yan so happy, Lu Hao added with a smile:
"Don't be too happy yet, there's more to come."
"After comprehensive evaluation, the investors have decided to allocate some of the endorsement resources in the program to you."
"The value of these endorsements, conservatively estimated, starts at five million."
"Furthermore, if you can demonstrate sufficient commercial value in these endorsements, your appearance fees and endorsement fees will increase even more!"
"Perhaps... he can surpass Deng Chao and Chi Chi."
Lu Hao paused at the end, his eyes filled with approval and expectation for Xu Yan.
Hearing this, Xu Yan became even more excited.
"Thank you, Director Lu!"
Xu Yan excitedly picked up the contract, and after confirming that there were no problems with it, he signed it.
After a while.
Xu Yan walked out of Director Lu's room and clicked his tongue.
I'm a little happy, and I want to kiss him.
Call Dilraba out for a kiss...
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