My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.

"Director, I have reason to suspect that you are targeting us." Xu Yan looked at Lu Hao.

"Xiao Xu, I have to say something fair. There's nothing wrong with the name; it suits your style perfectly," Deng Chao said with a smile.

"Where does it fit?" Dilraba asked, puzzled.

"Who starts speeding while recording a TV show?"

Chen Chichi's words hit the nail on the head, leaving Reba speechless.

like……

That's really true.

In the first two episodes, under Xu Yan's guidance, she did indeed drive a bit faster.

"I...I was corrupted by Xu Yan!" Dilraba decisively shifted the blame.

"Um."

Xu Yan nodded and said quietly, "It is the father's fault if the daughter is not properly taught."

"are you mad at me!"

Reba immediately started cursing and slapping Xu Yan.

Watching the two bickering, Song Yuqi couldn't help but smile like an aunt, "So, is this word of mine responsible for making you both completely fall ill?"

Everyone burst into laughter again.

Deng Chao coughed lightly and pointed to the words on Wang Baobao's body, saying:

"But if we're talking about the most fitting, ours is still the most fitting."

"The 'divine calculation' school is clearly all about brains, which perfectly matches the academic excellence of our group."

As he spoke, he pointed to his head in a rather smug manner.

Upon hearing this, Song Jiajia immediately became interested: "Shall I ask you a question?"

Deng Chao confidently raised his hand:

"Come on, take the test anytime."

What is 38 + 64?

Song Jiajia casually posed a primary school math problem.

Deng Chao's expression froze for a moment, then his eyes darted around as he began to do mental arithmetic.

A few seconds passed.

Deng Chao calculated a wrong answer: "Uh, that... 106?"

"puff."

Song Jiajia laughed out loud: "Alright, alright, I won't make things difficult for you anymore."

Chen Chichi laughed loudly, "You call this a top student? This genius figured it out in a second, it's 102!"

Xu Yan added, "Everyone should be more lenient with Brother Chao, after all, he's getting old. His brain should be for us young people to use."

Everyone burst into laughter.

Deng Chao said with a hurt expression, "You guys are so mean."

Ou Di then looked at Xu Yan: "Oh? Young man, you're really good at using your brain. Let me test you."

"Whatever, I'll answer instantly." Xu Yan shrugged indifferently.

"Wow, what a boastful tone!" said the big black ox.

"Oudi, give him a tough one," Wang Zulan urged.

Oudi waved his hand: "Don't worry, what's 124 multiplied by 143?"

Everyone was taken aback upon hearing this.

Such a difficult question?!

Three-digit number multiplied by three-digit number!

Chen Chichi was about to say, "Are you trying to burn out Xu's CPU by giving such a difficult question?", but before he could even open his mouth, he heard Xu Yan instantly answer:

Five thousand eight hundred and four.

! ! ! !

Everyone was immediately shocked.

"So fast?!"

Chen Chichi was stunned, and the words he was about to say caught in his throat.

Everyone else was also dumbfounded.

Ou Di was also stunned. He asked a question casually, and Xu Yan answered it in a second?

Wow, that's amazing!

Song Yuqi's eyes widened, and she looked at Xu Yan with more admiration.

Seeing everyone's expressions, Dilraba chuckled and said, "You've been fooled."

Everyone was taken aback.

Dilraba continued, "How can a three-digit number multiplied by another three-digit number be a four-digit number?"

Odi: "No...isn't that right?"

Dilraba: "Of course not! He lied to me like that when he was in school."

Xu Yan shrugged: "Never mind how many digits it has, just tell me how fast I answered."

Upon hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.

Even the viewers in the live stream couldn't hold back.

"How the hell is it fast?!"

"So all you need to do is calculate quickly, accuracy doesn't matter at all."

"I really thought he had figured it out."

"I'm dying of laughter, how come Xu Yan's mouth is so lewd?"

"..."

Song Yuqi couldn't help but look at Xu Yan with a smile, her high IQ filter that she had just formed for Xu Yan shattered instantly.

Dilraba, with an air of experience, patted Song Yuqi on the shoulder:

"Yuqi, prepare yourself mentally."

"This guy has a lot more crazy tricks up his sleeve."

Song Yuqi was immediately left speechless, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

This couple is truly a love-hate relationship.

……

Then, Director Lu picked up a megaphone and announced:

"As you all have seen, today's topic is related to mahjong."

"Mahjong has a long history in my country and is loved by many. In this episode, we will have a battle of the R gods centered around mahjong."

Soon, the staff carried in a large table.

The table was covered with mahjong tiles, all arranged in a huge R shape.

"The pre-match card draw."

Each team draws five R cards from the card pool, which can be contested and swapped during the game.

"To win, you need to form a pair and a sequence."

"The order in which the cards are drawn is the same as the order in which each group appeared."

After Director Lu finished speaking, the Blue Team sent out Song Jiajia.

Song Jiajia stepped forward and shuffled all the cards, then drew five cards from them: 4 of circles, 5 of bamboo, 9 of bamboo, the Queen, and the 4 of the Dragon.

Then the Orange team played the European team.

Odi felt the back of the cards as if performing a ritual, and finally selected five cards: 1 of Circles, 2 of Bamboo, 6 of Bamboo, 7 of Characters, and Red Dragon.

The third group is the Green Team. Wang Baoqiang drew: 7 Coins, 9 Strips, 3, Left, and Non.

The last group was the Yellow Team. Song Yuqi drew five cards: 3 of coins, 6 of coins, 7 of bamboo, 4 of characters, and Red Dragon.

"Gacha draw complete. Proceed to the first game location."

After the director finished speaking, the staff led everyone to an open space on the other side of the stream.

……

After a while.

As soon as the group arrived at the other side of the stream, they saw a green floor laid out in front of them.

"Wait a minute... that can't be...?"

Deng Chao looked into the distance, stretched out his hand to gaze into the distance, and his eyes gradually widened.

"No way..."

Chen Chichi also made an exaggerated expression, his face full of vigilance.

Wait until they get close.

All the veteran members' expressions changed.

"It's a pressure point mat! NO!!!" Wang Zulan clutched his head.

"It's still a small bamboo shoot!" Li Chen's eyes widened.

"Directors, are you devils?" Zheng Kai said with a wry smile.

"I didn't play on the acupressure mat in the first two sessions, and I'm playing on it as soon as I get back?" Wang Baobao wailed.

"Huh? An acupressure mat..."

Dilraba looked at the acupressure mat with a look of resistance on her face.

"That's interesting."

Xu Yan was a little curious.

He had watched the first season and knew how badly everyone was tortured by the pressure point mats.

But he hasn't tried it yet to see what it actually feels like to step on it.

"Shall we give it a try?"

Xu Yan tugged at Reba's arm.

"Try what? Acupressure mat? No, no, no... I'm not going." Reba shook her head like a rattle.

"Then I'll give it a try."

As Xu Yan spoke, she took the initiative to walk to the acupressure mat, took off her shoes, and gently stepped on it.

The moment his feet touched the small bamboo shoots, a dense, tingling pain shot up his body.

hiss~

Xu Yan's chrysanthemum tightened.

It hurts!

"How are you? Does it hurt?" Dilraba asked as she stepped forward.

Upon hearing this, Xu Yan quickly composed himself.

He turned his head, shrugged calmly, and said, "It doesn't hurt, not at all."