My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.

Chapter 38 Hello, dancing is not allowed here.

After a burst of laughter, the second segment ended.

Director Lu picked up the megaphone and announced the rankings:

"First place: Yellow Team; Second place: Orange Team; Third place: Blue Team; Fourth place: Green Team!"

Before Xu Yan and his two companions could even get excited, the Orange Team cheered.

"Finally, we're not at the bottom anymore!" Oudi jumped up excitedly.

"It really wasn't easy," Zheng Kai said with a look of relief.

"We're the best!" Yang Beibi affirmed to herself.

"Didn't we take first place?"

Song Yuqi blinked, wondering if she had misheard.

"We took it."

Xu Yan nodded, then smiled faintly and said, "Their reaction can be compared to that of Fan Jin after passing the imperial examination."

"Pfft."

Song Yuqi immediately smiled.

The staff quickly brought out a new pool of cards.

Director Lu picked up the megaphone and announced:

"The second round of rankings is over; the card rotation is now underway."

"The card-exchanging rules are the same as the previous round: the first place can exchange two cards, the second and third place can exchange one card each, and the fourth place must exchange one card."

This time, the five cards that were turned over in the discard pile were: 9 of Wan, 7 of Bing, 8 of Tiao, 3 of Wan, and 2 of Bing.

Xu Yan and the other two were the first to walk to the table.

Song Yuqi pulled out five cards from the yellow team: 6 of circles, 7 of bamboo, 4 of characters, red dragon, and red dragon.

"Quick, see if there's a straight."

Song Yuqi immediately scanned the five cards on the table.

No cards were found that could form a complete straight. Only the seven of circles could be combined with the six of circles to form a half straight, and the eight of bamboo and the seven of bamboo could also barely form a half straight.

"Eight strips or seven loaves?" Xu Yan pondered.

"Can't we have two tickets?" Reba was taken aback.

Xu Yan shook his head: "It's not that we need two cards, it's that we need to exchange two cards. These two red dragons are a pair and can't be used. Among the remaining three cards, we can only make one straight at most."

"Oh~"

Reba suddenly realized.

"Let's have seven loaves."

Xu Yan didn't hesitate for long and randomly picked one.

Then it was the orange team's turn.

After discussing it quietly, Zheng Kai and Yang Beibi Oudi chose 90,000.

In the end, the blue team took eight, and the green team took 30,000.

Xu Yan noticed that everyone looked quite satisfied after selecting their photos.

It seems that the order in which the cards were chosen did not make any particular hand very bad.

Director Lu picked up the megaphone and announced:

"The R brand trade war is over."

"Now everyone, let's move on to the next location to participate in the third game."

……

After half an hour.

Inside an indoor swimming pool.

As soon as everyone entered, they saw the swimming pool in the center and exclaimed in surprise.

"Could it be an ejection chair?!" Zheng Kai's scalp tingled.

"No! Absolutely not! The feeling of being a trapeze artist is terrible!" Chen Chichi shook his head resolutely.

"Why is it that as soon as I get back, it's acupressure mats and a swimming pool again? Director, can't you be a little nicer to me?" Wang Baobao couldn't help but complain as soon as she saw the swimming pool.

"Hey, there doesn't seem to be an ejection chair here."

Deng Chao glanced around but didn't see the ejection chair.

Instead, a smooth track runs through the middle of the pool, with twelve life-sized R signs standing neatly at the end, resembling twelve giant bowling pins.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank goodness there's no ejection seat, but what's that?"

Yang Beibi looked at the track with some confusion.

"Is this... water bowling?" Li Chen guessed.

At this moment, Director Lu's voice rang out:

"Welcome everyone to the third game segment: Human Bowling - A Battle of Tiles!"

"Rules for this round of the game: The three groups of members take turns to enter the game. Each time, one person enters the game, takes a few steps, sits on the track and slides, and knocks down the R sign at the end of the track with their body."

The team that defeats the most R cards at the end wins.

After hearing the rules of the game, everyone laughed.

"Did I hear that right? Such a simple game?" Deng Chao looked incredulous.

"Just rush over and knock the bowling ball down? That couldn't be easier." Oudi shrugged.

"Does the director look down on people? These are just a few bowling balls. I could knock them all down with a single sweeping kick." Wang Baobao gestured as she spoke.

"Is it that simple?"

Reba looked puzzled and took two steps forward curiously.

As soon as she stepped onto the edge of the track, her foot slipped...

"what!"

Dilraba instantly did a split on the spot.

Everyone fell silent.

next second.

"puff!"

"Dilraba, what are you doing?"

Everyone laughed.

Dilraba's face instantly turned red.

Xu Yan reacted the fastest, rushing to Reba's side and offering a helping hand.

Just as Reba was feeling touched, she heard Xu Yan tease her, "Hey classmate, ballet isn't allowed here."

Dilraba's face immediately turned bright red.

"Xu Yan!!!"

Everyone burst into even louder laughter.

Song Yuqi laughed uncontrollably from the side: "Sister Reba, you dance ballet so well."

Dilraba: "..."

She was on the verge of tears.

"Yuqi, you've gone astray too."

……

After Dilraba finished her dance, Deng Chao stood by the track and suddenly remarked:

"It feels like it's been ten years since I last bowled. What about you guys? When was the last time you bowled?"

Upon hearing this, everyone seemed to be seriously recalling the events.

Only Xu Yan showed a surprised look:

"Ten years ago?"

"Wow...the last time you went bowling, I was still in junior high school."

? ? ? ?

Deng Chao's expression froze instantly: "Junior...junior high?"

"Yes, it's the third year of junior high." Xu Yan nodded.

Deng Chao: "..."

He suddenly felt like he had been hit hard.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Wang Baobao patted Xu Yan on the shoulder: "Xu Yan, you have a sweet tongue."

Song Jiajia shook her head: "What's so sweet about it? It's poisoned."

Chen Chichi immediately nodded: "That's why I call him Xu Duidui."

Hearing everyone's mockery, Deng Chao immediately retorted, "Fine, fine, you're all laughing at me. Just you wait and see in the match. My skills from ten years ago are still intact."

Upon hearing this, Xu Yan laughed and said, "Brother Chao, this is a bowling ball, not pickled cabbage. It might not taste better even after ten years."

"puff!"

The crowd burst into laughter again.

……

After some playful banter, the third game officially began.

The first to take the stage was Oudi.

He stood at the starting line, first striking an exaggerated pose for the camera: "Let me show you the precision of God's assignment!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he took a few steps, sat down on the track, and slid off.

Oudi's posture is very cool, and his direction is accurate.

Two seconds later.

"Bang bang bang!"

He hit the bowling ball with pinpoint accuracy.

A huge R-brand logo fell down.