My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.
Chapter 40 Dilraba is craving it
Xu Yan stood up from the water, his wet team uniform clinging tightly to his body.
The broad shoulders, narrow waist, and firm arm lines are all clearly outlined.
Especially the abdomen.
The thin fabric clung to his waist and abdomen, revealing the outline of his distinct abdominal muscles. The lines were smooth, the muscles were firm, and he exuded a wild sense of power.
The scene fell silent for a moment.
next second.
The girls in the room all lit up.
"Wow, those muscles..." Song Yuqi was stunned.
"Xiao Xu's muscles are really well-developed, they're like washboards." Song Jiajia stared intently at Xu Yan's abs.
"You've really practiced very well." Yang Beibi couldn't help but take a few more glances.
"Superficial! Superficial! It's just a few pieces of meat, what's so amazing about it?" Chen Chichi immediately jumped out to criticize.
"Baby, I actually have one too."
Zheng Kai stood next to Yang Beibi and said without batting an eye.
"Really?" Yang Beibi's eyes lit up.
"Uh... yes, there are definitely some, but they used to be six pieces, now they're one piece," Zheng Kai said.
Yang Beibi immediately chuckled and rolled her eyes at him.
"But to be honest, Xiao Xu's muscles are really impressive. I've been training for a year and I still haven't achieved those physiques," Da Hei Niu said objectively.
"No wonder I couldn't pull him out of the mud before," Deng Chao clicked his tongue in amazement.
"Gurgle."
Dilraba stared intently at Xu Yan's abs, and subconsciously swallowed.
Those muscles look amazing...
At this moment, Xu Yan walked back to the shore.
The women's eyes followed him as he moved over.
"Those muscles are so cool!"
Song Yuqi couldn't help but sigh repeatedly.
Suddenly, she noticed Reba beside her, quickly looked away, and covered her mouth: "I'm sorry, Sister Reba, I didn't mean to look."
? ? ? ?
Dilraba looked puzzled: "Why is he apologizing to me?"
"It's nothing, it's nothing."
Song Yuqi immediately revealed a knowing smile, as if she had seen through it all but said nothing.
At this moment, Xu Yan returned to Reba's side.
Dilraba's gaze unconsciously drifted towards Xu Yan's abs once again.
Xu Yan had already walked up to her, raising his hand and waving it in front of her eyes: "What are you looking at? Never seen abs before?"
Dilraba shook her head subconsciously.
She only realized after being shaken that Xu Yan was teasing her!
Her face flushed instantly, and she said, embarrassed and indignantly, "Who was looking at you? I was just daydreaming!"
Xu Yan narrowed his eyes slightly and said with a smile, "Do you know what your look just now resembled?"
"Like what?"
"I saw grilled sweet potato noodles at the night market yesterday and it made my mouth water," Xu Yan joked.
"Get out of here."
Dilraba blushed deeply and kicked Xu Yan in embarrassment and anger.
The comments section went wild.
"I'm so damn hungry."
"Hahaha, I bet Dilraba's drool is practically dripping from her mouth!"
"Who wouldn't be drooling over Xu Yan's physique? I'm going to lick the screen."
"To be honest, that physique is amazing! Much better than some of those young male idols!"
"Of course! Do you think being handsome means you have a good physique? Haven't you seen how Li Chen's muscles are still better looking than Xu Yan's despite his consistent workouts?"
"..."
on site.
Director Lu announced the results of this round: the green team and the yellow team tied for first place, the blue team was third, and the orange team was fourth.
Oudi immediately clutched his chest, looking hurt: "Last place again, fourth place in two out of three matches."
Xu Yan stepped forward to comfort him: "It's okay, Brother Oudi, you'll still have a chance to be number one later."
European Emperor: "What's number one?"
Xu Yan: "I'll be the first one out in the name tag ripping game."
European Emperor: "..."
"Thank you."
Everyone burst into laughter.
At this moment, Wang Baobao asked, "Director, how do we determine if there's a tie for first place? Do we all draw cards together?"
"No, each of your teams should send one representative, and you can decide who goes first by playing rock-paper-scissors," the director explained.
"I'll do it, I'm lucky," Xu Yan volunteered.
"Brother Chao, you go first, you're the captain." Wang Zulan immediately pushed Deng Chao forward.
"No, no, I'm not coming!" Deng Chao waved his hands and backed away repeatedly.
"Why?" Wang Zulan asked, puzzled.
"You guys don't know, Xiao Xu is really good at rock-paper-scissors. Last time in Songcheng, he won five rounds in a row!" Deng Chao said, holding up five fingers with an exaggerated expression.
"Really? Is it that good? Look at you, so cowardly, I'll do it!"
Wang Baobao didn't believe it and took a step forward.
He walked up to Xu Yan and hid his hands behind his back: "Rock, paper, scissors..."
Xu Yan: "Cloth!"
Wang Baobao: "Stone!"
Xu Yan smiled and said, "Brother Bao, you can't do it either."
Wang Baobao: "..."
His expression froze, and he immediately started performing a quick, awkward "gaba" on the spot.
He collapsed to the ground with a "plop," twitched twice, and then died.
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Baby, I told you he's really good at rock-paper-scissors." Deng Chao had an expression that said, "I knew it."
"Team Yellow wins, Team Yellow chooses first."
Director Lu instructed the staff to bring out a new deck of cards.
The five R cards revealed this time are: Two of Diamonds, Nine of Characters, Four of Bamboo, White, and Queen.
The three members of Team Yellow gathered together.
Song Yuqi pulled out the five cards from the Yellow Team: "We currently have a pair of Red Dragons, a Six and a Seven of Bamboo, and a Four of Characters."
"Then there's nothing we need here." Reba looked at the card pool and frowned slightly.
"Let's have a beauty pageant."
Xu Yan said after a brief moment of thought.
"Why?" Song Yuqi asked curiously.
"Make it sound nicer," Xu Yan said.
Dilraba: "..."
Song Yuqi: "..."
In the end, the two listened to Xu Yan's advice, since they had won this round thanks to him.
Subsequently, the Green Team chose 90,000.
The blue team chose four cards, while the orange team was forced to accept the remaining cards.
……
After the card exchange was completed, Director Lu picked up the megaphone:
"Next, please proceed to the headquarters of Zhejiang TV Station for the final stage..."
"R-brand name tag ripping battle!"
Upon hearing about the name tag ripping game, everyone immediately became excited.
Song Yuqi's eyes lit up as well.
"Very good!"
"Finally, we can tear off name tags!"
She excitedly turned to Dilraba and asked, "Dilraba, what's it like to rip off name tags?"
"what?"
Reba's face immediately froze.
"Cool..." Xu Yan laughed from the side.
"What are you laughing at?" Dilraba immediately glared at him.
Song Yuqi looked puzzled: "Brother Xu Yan, what are you laughing at?"
Xu Yan suppressed a laugh and waved her hand, saying, "Your sister Dilraba hasn't even tried tearing off name tags yet."
"what?"
Song Yuqi couldn't help but laugh: "Haha...really?"
Dilraba blushed: "I just didn't have the chance!"
Xu Yan chuckled and nodded: "That's right, there's no chance."
"Xu Yan!"
Reba stomped her foot in shame and anger, and raised her hand to hit him.
Song Yuqi laughed even louder.
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