My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.

Xu Yan's lightning-fast actions instantly ignited the emotions of the viewers in the live stream.

"Holy crap! That was fast! I didn't even see it!"

"Awesome!!! Their fighting power is off the charts!!"

Xu Yan: Where did this roadside stand come from? Get out of the way.

"That was really satisfying to watch."

"Wang Zulan: Am I some kind of weak person? *crying emoji*"

"..."

The three of them did not stop.

In just over twenty seconds, he rushed from the third floor to the stairs leading down to the second floor.

Just then.

Wang Baobao, who was in the corridor next door, saw them.

"Xu Yan!"

"Don't run!"

Wang Baobao immediately became excited, and with a powerful push of her legs, she ran after Xu Yan.

"Baby, don't bother if you have short legs."

Xu Yan kept running, his long legs getting faster and faster. Even though he was pulling Reba and Song Yuqi along at the same time, he still didn't let Wang Baobao catch up.

Wang Baobao immediately broke down.

"If you can't catch up, you can't catch up, but why do you still have to mock me?"

soon.

From the staircase leading from the second floor to the first floor, I could see the lights in the lobby on the first floor.

The R altar is located in the center of the hall.

"We're almost there!"

Reba's eyes lit up with excitement.

But just then, hurried footsteps came from the other side of the passage.

The Blue Team has arrived!

Li Chenchong was at the front, Chen Chichi followed closely behind, and Song Jiajia lagged half a step behind.

Even more critically, the blue team rushed out from the west passage and was almost half the distance closer to the R altar than the yellow team.

The two teams spotted each other at the same time, and their running speed immediately increased.

"Victory is ours!"

"We won!"

As Chen Chichi and Li Chen got closer and closer to the R God Altar, their eyes were filled with excited joy.

Song Yuqi's expression changed drastically:

"It's too late!"

Dilraba also shouted out in a hurry:

"Xu Yan!"

In that instant, Xu Yan's eyes suddenly darkened.

Without hesitation, he released his hands, pushed off with his feet, and rushed towards Li Chen and Chen Chichi like a bolt of lightning.

Just as the two were about to rush to the R God's altar.

Like a bowling ball making its final sprint, Xu Yan pounced directly towards the two of them.

"Bang!"

At the critical moment.

Just as Li Chen and Chen Chichi were less than two meters away from the table, Xu Yan pounced on them.

Li Chen: "Ouch!"

Chen Chichi: "Holy crap!"

The two of them exclaimed in surprise at the same time, and then watched helplessly as Xu Yan knocked them away, sending them flying far away from the R God Platform.

"Tear him apart!"

Li Chen reacted quickly and immediately reached behind Xu Yan.

"Xiao Xu, I'll fight you to the death!"

Chen Chichi gritted his teeth, furrowed his brows, and reached out to grab Xu Yan from behind.

Li Chen's hand was almost touching the edge of Xu Yan's name tag on the back. Xu Yan quickly pulled back his left hand and reached behind his back to grab his name tag.

at the same time.

Dilraba, Song Yuqi, and Song Jiajia rushed to the R altar at the same time.

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

The three men pressed the button on the table, then all looked at the three men locked in a brawl.

The team that presses the remaining buttons on the table first wins!

"Brother Chi, you tore me apart once just now, so I'll tear you apart once too."

Under the watchful eyes of Reba and the other two, Xu Yan grabbed Chen Chichi's shoulder with his right hand.

! ! ! !

Chen Chichi's eyes widened instantly; he felt as if his shoulder was being clamped by iron pincers!

"Holy crap, where did these pliers come from?!"

Chen Chichi was shocked.

next second.

Xu Yan, without any sense of reason, flipped Chen Chichi over, grabbed Chen Chichi's name tag, and tore it off!

"Rip!"

"Chen Chichi, out!"

The broadcast immediately began.

Chen Chichi froze instantly.

He stared at the brand-name item in Xu Yan's hand, clutching his head in his hands, his expression cracking as he cried out, "NO!!! So close, just a tiny bit more!"

"We haven't lost yet."

Upon seeing this, the big black ox rushed forward and pounced on Xu Yan with red eyes.

But Xu Yan's legs sprang up like springs, and without even trying to pull away from Li Chen, he turned around and rushed to the R God Altar, slamming his fist down!

"Snapped!"

"Team Yellow wins!"

Director Lu's voice rang out immediately.

"Ugh! I lost again!"

Li Chen immediately knelt down on one knee with a helpless expression.

"Yes!!!"

Song Yuqi and Dilraba jumped up at the same time.

The two embraced each other excitedly.

"I want a hug too."

Xu Yan arrived at Reba's side, panting, and opened his arms with a smile.

"Get lost, you're still live-streaming!"

Upon hearing this, Dilraba glared at Xu Yan with annoyance.

The comments section immediately erupted in chaos.

"Oh ho ho ho, that's a bit subtle."

"You can't hug during a live stream, but you can hug in private?"

"I understand, I understand!"

……

Five minutes later.

Chen Chichi was still sitting on the ground, questioning the meaning of life.

All the guests gathered on the first floor.

Everyone burst out laughing when they saw Chen Chichi's expression.

Zheng Kai: "Chichi, what's wrong with you?"

Chen Chichi was on the verge of tears: "I've been humiliated by Xu Yan."

Odi: "Humiliation? Explain."

Wang Baobao laughed from the side, "I know, I saw it all just now. Xu Yan tackled him and Da Hei Niu all by himself, and then tore Chi Chi apart."

Li Chen smiled wryly: "Baby, you actually didn't have to mention me."

Wang Zulan sighed upon hearing this and complained, "Pshaw, what's this? Wait until we get back tonight and you'll see the dissection; Xu Yan didn't even tear me apart for a second."

Xu Yan smiled upon hearing this: "Brother Zu Lan, it's just a small favor."

Upon hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.

Director Lu then announced:

"Running Man Season 2 Episode 3, R God Battle"

"The winning team is Team Yellow!"

"Neurotic!"

Dilraba and Song Yuqi cheered immediately.

At this moment, the staff brought out the colorful "water of life" again.

Director Lu: "As punishment, each member of the losing team must drink a cup of the water of life."

"ah?!"

Everyone immediately looked resistant.

Many people tasted this "water of life" after being torn apart, and it was so bad that they almost died on the spot.

But since it was the game's rules, everyone endured the bitterness and drank the water of life, then put on masks of pain.

"Ouch...this is so bitter!"

Seeing the distorted, bitter expressions on everyone's faces, Dilraba suddenly became curious: "Is this water really that bitter?"

Song Yuqi: "Why don't you try some, Sister Hot Ba?"

"Oh well, never mind."

Reba quickly shrank her neck and shook her head.

At this moment, Xu Yan suddenly revealed a mischievous smile.

He quietly went to the table, picked up a glass of water of life, dripped a drop on his fingertip, and returned behind Reba.

"Dilraba?"

Xu Yan placed his fingertips on the back of Reba's head and called out softly.

"Um?"

Reba turned around, and her little mouth bumped right against Xu Yan's fingertip, tasting that drop of life-giving water.

Instantly, the bitter taste contorted her face.

"Ha ha ha ha."

Xu Yan burst out laughing when he saw Reba's miserable expression.

"Xu Yan!!!"

Reba clenched her fists in anger, then pounded Xu Yan's chest with her small fists: "I'll beat you to death!"