My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.
Chapter 5 The Real and Fake Athena
Seeing that the atmosphere among the resident group had warmed up, Director Lu picked up the walkie-talkie:
"Everyone, the theme for the first episode is—The Real and Fake Athena."
"Now, all Saints, please go and change your costumes."
Everyone headed towards the locker room.
Half an hour later.
The other side of the Orange City recording site.
The white pillars and the golden armor box were already in place, and the blue and white steps led all the way to the center of the set, making the whole place look very juvenile.
Deng Chao was the first to walk out, with a name tag on his back that read "Seiya Chao".
Chen Chichi followed closely behind, glanced down at his purple holy armor, struck a punching pose, and shouted:
"I am Shiryu Akara!"
"Behold my Lushan Rising Dragon Strike!"
Xu Yan walked up behind him and said quietly, "Brother Chi, this isn't Purple Dragon Chi."
Chen Chichi turned to look at him: "What's that?"
Xu Yan: "Purple Sweet Potato Dragon".
Deng Chao burst out laughing.
Wang Zulan, who was walking over from the side, couldn't help but clap and laugh:
"Purple sweet potato dragon, hahaha, so lifelike."
Xu Yan added seriously, "When others burn their inner power, Chi Ge's is more like burning calories."
Chen Chichi couldn't help but laugh, gritting his teeth as he said:
"Xiao Xu, I'll fight you to the death!"
Deng Chao laughed and said, "Xiao Xu, what happened to not daring to talk back to full-time employees?"
Xu Yan immediately pointed to his name tag:
"Brother Chao, look at my name tag, it would be a disservice to my name tag not to criticize it."
Everyone looked.
Xu Yan's name tag was clearly written as "Poisonous Words".
"This name suits you perfectly," Chen Chichi said.
Deng Chao nodded in agreement: "Oh no, today Xiao Xu can fire away as he pleases."
The viewers in the live stream were immediately amused.
"Pfft, that's hilarious! Purple Sweet Potato Dragon, is that alright?"
"I must say, this name suits Chichi better."
"Xu Yan's mouth is quite interesting."
"That's quite humorous; it actually made me laugh."
"The director gave him this name so he could legally be sarcastic, hahaha."
"..."
At the same time, a system notification suddenly sounded in Xu Yan's mind.
[Positive laughter feedback detected at the scene.]
[Emotional fluctuations detected in the live stream chat.]
Happiness points +2360.
Xu Yan was slightly taken aback, then her eyes lit up with joy.
Happiness points have been credited to your account?
It's actually quite simple!
It seems the audience quite approved of his earlier joke...
Not bad.
It's a great start.
Xu Yan's lips curled up, and he became even more confident.
……
At this moment, Li Chen and Zheng Kai also changed their clothes and came over.
The name tag on Li Chen's back read "Black Bull Chen," and the moment he stood there in his black holy armor, an aura of oppression was instantly palpable.
Zheng Kai had "Cheetah Armor" on his back, and as soon as he came out, he made a sprinting motion.
The group gathered together and teased each other about their clothes.
Wang Zulan also told everyone about Xu Yan's recent comment that Chen Chichi looked like a purple sweet potato dragon, which caused everyone to burst into laughter again.
Soon, Director Lu's voice came through the loudspeaker again:
"Today, in addition to the resident Saints, we also have a flying Saint."
"Let's welcome Tianma Geng, Han Geng!"
Everyone immediately looked toward the passageway to the side.
The next second, Han Geng walked out wearing a silver holy armor, with the nameplate on the back reading "Pegasus Geng".
Han Geng smiled and waved to everyone:
"Hello everyone."
Deng Chao led the applause: "Welcome Han Geng!"
Han Geng greeted and hugged everyone one by one before finally joining the group.
Director Lu continued to announce:
"Next, please welcome the two Athenas!"
Yang Beibi was the first to come out.
Wearing a platinum-gold dress, with long purple hair and holding a holy staff, the Running Man cast members immediately cheered her on as soon as she appeared.
Zheng Kai: "Wow! Baby looks so beautiful today!"
Deng Chao: "Goddess!"
Wang Zulan: "Baby, you're so beautiful, even prettier than last season."
When Yang Beibi got closer, everyone praised her even more.
Xu Yan also joined in and offered a few words of praise.
Chen Chichi suddenly suggested at this moment:
"Baby is so beautiful. When the other Athena appears later, let's just defeat her and support baby as the real Athena, how about that?"
"good!"
Everyone agreed.
Immediately afterwards, Reba slowly walked out from the other side of the passage.
She was dressed the same way as Yang Beibi.
But her beauty is not the same as Yang Beibi's.
Her long purple hair cascaded down her shoulders, and her bright features appeared exceptionally fair and captivating against the backdrop of her purple hair.
"Wow!"
The crowd gasped in amazement once again.
Deng Chao: "Dilraba is so beautiful too!"
Han Geng: "More than that! Absolutely stunning!"
Wang Zulan: "Much prettier than a baby!"
Chen Chichi: "Who's 'Baby'? I only have eyes for Dilraba!"
Seeing this, Dilraba couldn't help but smile.
Yang Beibi immediately smiled wryly:
"That's not what you just said. Didn't you agree to defeat the other Athena?"
Xu Yan said quietly, "Baby, men's words are deceitful."
Yang Beibi smiled immediately.
Amid cheers and adoration from the crowd, Dilraba rejoined the team and stood beside Xu Yan.
Director Lu continued to announce the rules:
"Today's topic: The Real and Fake Athena."
"Of the two Athenas, only the real Athena can possess the Saint Cloth."
"So today you will be divided into two teams to protect the true Athena in your hearts."
"Now, please turn around, both Athenas."
Yang Beibi and Dilraba exchanged a glance, both somewhat curious, but still turned around as the director instructed, facing away from the crowd.
"Next, please choose the true Athena in your hearts and stand behind her."
After Director Lu finished speaking, everyone exchanged glances with mischievous smiles.
They then chose their respective sides.
"You two Athenas can turn around now," Director Lu said with a smile.
Yang Beibi and Reba turned around at the same time.
As soon as Dilraba turned around, she saw a whole row of Saint Seiya figures standing behind her.
She burst into laughter and took a half-step back, flattered.
Yang Beibi turned around and looked behind her, only to find it completely empty!
"I knew it!"
Yang Beibi gave a wry smile, as if he hadn't expected it, and pointed at his brothers: "You weren't like this when you were praising me just now!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Just then, Yang Beibi suddenly realized that there was not someone completely behind her.
Xu Yan appeared behind her at some point.
She was suddenly touched:
"Look at you all, Xiao Xu is the best."
After speaking, she looked at Xu Yan with gentle eyes and said:
"Xiao Xu, you're so kind. I'll team up with you this time."
Xu Yan quickly waved her hand, "Baby, don't misunderstand. There's just not enough room over there."
Baby Yang: "..."
The crowd burst into laughter again.
The viewers in the live stream were amused.
"Awesome, that was a brilliant move."
"Hahaha, I thought he was a warm guy, but I didn't expect him to be a sharp-tongued one."
"Hilarious! Just imagine the psychological trauma this baby is experiencing."
"This guy's sharp tongue is actually quite amusing."
"If you won't stand, let me stand behind the baby."
"..."
After Director Lu and the others finished laughing, he continued:
"Okay, the team formation just now is not the final team assignment."
"The actual team formation will be carried out by the two Athenas who will choose their own team members."
"Now we'll reveal the real rules."
"The two Athena will undergo the first trial, and the winner will be able to choose their team members first."
The staff quickly brought up two water ladles.
Everyone looked at the two water ladles and blinked in confusion.
Director Lu continued:
"The two Athena's will each have to take on the challenge of breaking a water ladle."
"Whoever breaks the seat first wins."
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