My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.
Chapter 57 The Production Team's Real Dogs
The pretty boy team looked like they were about to cry when they heard Xu Yan's sarcasm.
These words are absolutely devastating.
Lu Hao couldn't help but laugh, and announced through a megaphone: "In this round of tug-of-war, the Uncles' Team wins 2-0!"
"Yes!!!"
The uncles cheered with joy.
The fans of the older men in the audience instantly erupted in cheers.
The fans of the pretty boy group were in a state of wailing.
"According to the rules, the supporters of the losing side in the tug-of-war must temporarily leave the stadium," Director Lu announced.
The members of the pretty boy team immediately looked guilty.
"I'm sorry everyone, our tactics just failed."
Yang Beibi immediately walked to the front of the audience, put her hands together, apologized sincerely, and hugged the fans who came up to her to say goodbye.
Lin Junjie and others also stepped forward to comfort and bid farewell to the fans.
The older men waved goodbye to the audience.
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……
After a brief adjustment, a thick, soft cushion was pushed to the center.
Next, the staff placed a row of twenty burning candles neatly in front of the cushion.
Lu Hao announced through a megaphone:
"Next, the second competition."
"Both teams need to wear windbreakers, take a running start, and then leap onto the mat."
"Upon landing, you can only rely on the wind generated by your trench coat to extinguish the twenty candles in front of you. The team that extinguishes the most candles wins."
After hearing the rules, Chen Chichi smiled confidently.
"Too easy. With my size, how could I not win?"
Upon hearing this, Xu Yan quipped, "That's possible, Brother Chi. What if you can't jump?"
"Xiao Xu, you..."
Chen Chichi immediately clutched his chest and looked at Xu Yan, as if he had been stabbed by Xu Yan.
"puff."
Dilraba couldn't help but chuckle, glancing sideways at Xu Yan and saying, "Why are you so mean?"
Deng Chao patted Xu Yan on the shoulder with a smile: "Little Xu, you know how to kill someone by destroying their spirit."
……
Since the pretty boy team lost the previous round, they go first in this game.
Jiang Jinfu was the first to put on a trench coat.
His running start, jump, and diving motion were incredibly fierce.
"Bang!"
The person landed on the mat.
The trench coat also flew up.
However, the twenty candles only swayed slightly, and none of them went out.
"No, it's still not destroyed?"
Jiang Jinfu lay face down on the mat, his face filled with disbelief.
Everyone blinked in surprise.
Because the wind that Jiang Jinfu had just stirred up was indeed quite strong, they all felt it, and yet the candles still didn't go out.
Li Zhiting was the second to go up.
His posture was more graceful than Jiang Jinfu's, and his landing was also lighter.
The flames only flickered and didn't go out.
This surprised everyone even more.
Xu Yan blinked, as if suddenly realizing something, and looked at the director, asking, "Director, this isn't a windproof candle, is it?"
The director nodded: "They are windproof candles."
? ? ? ?
In an instant, everyone was stunned.
"Really?!"
Xu Yan's eyelids twitched. He hadn't expected that his casual joke would actually be true.
Li Chen: "A windproof candle?! Are you kidding me?"
Chen Chichi: "Director, are you trying to cause trouble?!"
Jiang Jinfu: "No wonder I couldn't put it out."
Wang Zulan loudly complained, "You want us to put out the windproof candles? Do you think we're fire extinguishers?!"
"Ahem, Brother Zu Lan..."
Xu Yan suddenly cleared his throat and looked at Wang Zulan.
Wang Zulan immediately realized what was happening and shouted, "Shut up! Don't say another word!"
The group exchanged glances, understood each other perfectly, and burst into laughter.
The viewers in the live chat laughed too.
"Hahaha, windproof candles, how about that?"
"The production team is even more despicable than Xu Yan."
"666, I'll admit defeat if this can extinguish even one."
"Is Xu Yan trying to mock Zu Lan for being like a fire extinguisher, hahaha!"
"..."
Although the candles were windproof, the guests still tried their best to use them.
However, the result was no different from that of Jiang Jinfu and Li Zhiting; all of them had zero results.
After Yang Beibi landed, she blew out one candle and then acted cute and charming to get the director to acknowledge her achievement.
The final score for the Flower Boys team: one.
Then it was the uncles' turn.
Deng Chao, Wang Zulan, Zheng Kai, and Wang Baobao took the stage one after another.
The result was equally disastrous.
The windbreakers were fanning themselves quite vigorously, and each candle seemed stronger than the last.
After Chen Chichi finished his pounce, he lay on the mat for a long time, unwilling to get up.
"Is this candle insured?"
Dilraba also tried it once.
The movement was light and graceful, the landing was beautiful, and the flames flickered but did not go out.
After the group came down, the number of candles that had been extinguished was now 0.
Finally, only Xu Yan was left who hadn't taken the stage yet.
"Xiao Xu, the hopes of the whole village are on your shoulders." Deng Chao patted Xu Yan on the shoulder.
"Don't worry, Brother Chao, I'll definitely mess it up."
Xu Yan's serious-sounding nonsense made everyone laugh.
Then, he picked up his trench coat and went to the mat.
Instead of taking a running start, he grabbed the hem of his trench coat with both hands, lifted it up, and the large trench coat was lifted directly over his head.
He looked like he was carrying a parachute.
The faces of the handsome men instantly changed.
Lin Junjie: "This posture is wrong."
Zhang Yixing: "It feels like it could stir up a lot of wind."
Ye Zuxin blinked: "Wow, he can't actually extinguish a few candles, can he?"
Xu Yan stood at the starting line and took a deep breath.
Approach run, take-off.
He leaped onto the mat.
The moment he landed, he grabbed his trench coat with both hands and slammed it forward.
"call!"
A gust of wind, noticeably stronger than the one before, suddenly rushed towards the candle.
"Holy crap! What a strong gust of wind!" Chen Chichi raised an eyebrow.
Then, everyone saw that the flames on the candles had not gone out, but three candles were blown about by the evil wind and fell to the ground, their flames teetering on the verge of collapse.
"Cough cough cough!"
Xu Yan coughed twice, his enormous lung capacity blowing out several large breaths, forcefully extinguishing the teetering fire.
"Wow!!! That's amazing?!" Zheng Kai was taken aback.
"Really wiped out?!" Yang Beibi looked incredulous.
"This works...?" Jiang Jinfu asked with an exaggerated expression.
"Being strong really makes a difference," Lin Junjie said, touching his cheek in surprise.
Xu Yan stood up, a smug look on his face, and said, "What do you mean by 'strong'? You make it sound like I'm a brute. This is called aerodynamics!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Junjie glanced at Xu Yan's thick arms and quickly nodded.
Yes, yes, yes!
Aerodynamics!
Your arms are thick, so you get to decide...
In the end, the uncles' team's score was: 3 sticks!
"Congratulations to the Uncles' Team for winning! You now have the right to change your numbers," the director announced.
Everyone was taken aback.
Chen Chichi: "What is the right to change your phone number?"
Director Lu explained, "You can designate any two guests to exchange numbers. They can exchange numbers from their own team members or from the opposing team. You have a total of three chances."
"Oh?"
Chen Chichi raised an eyebrow: "This number is indeed significant."
Wang Zulan speculated: "Won't it end up being a war of words between people with the same account number?"
Li Chen nodded thoughtfully: "Very likely. The director wouldn't have us draw numbers for no reason."
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