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Chapter 59 Head-on Collision

"Keep it up, Xiao Xu!!"

"Go Zhiting!!"

Both teams shouted encouragement at the same time.

Although Xu Yan and Li Zhiting rushed onto the bamboo clappers almost at the same time, Xu Yan's steps were clearly larger and more steady.

"Thump thump thump!"

He ran onto the floating platform in three or four seconds, as if he were running on flat ground.

The floating platform immediately began to shake violently.

Xu Yan's eyelids twitched, and he quickly spread his legs to steady himself.

At this moment, Li Zhiting also rushed to the edge of the floating platform.

He stared intently at Xu Yan's retreating figure, a smile of excitement playing on his lips.

The opportunity is coming!

So he leaped into the air in front of Xu Yan's back!

The handsome men's team was immediately impressed.

The men in the middle-aged men's team felt a chill run down their spines.

But the next second.

Xu Yan found his balance and turned around abruptly, just in time to see Li Zhiting rushing towards him.

"Go on."

Xu Yan grabbed Li Zhiting's arm and side as he lunged at her, and pushed him into the swimming pool.

"thump!"

Li Zhiting fell into the water.

The scene fell silent for a second.

"puff."

Then came a burst of laughter.

Wang Zulan let out a maniacal laugh: "Hahahaha! Instant kill."

Deng Chao clapped his hands: "Well done, Xiao Xu!"

Even Lin Gengxin and Ye Zuxin from the Flower Boys team couldn't bear to watch and covered their faces.

Lin Gengxin suppressed a laugh and said, "No, he meant 'to test the waters,' you mean the literal meaning?"

Ye Zuxin: "The person went into the water before even landing on the stage; it was so smooth."

In the water.

Li Zhiting popped his head out and laughed at his own stupidity: "Sorry, brothers, I was careless."

Then, a second whistle blew.

Lin Gengxin rushed onto the bamboo clappers, but he was clearly much more cautious than Li Zhiting.

"Be careful, don't rush in. We need to rely on tactics and stalling."

He Rundong whispered some instructions to him from behind.

"Don't worry, I understand."

Lin Gengxin nodded emphatically.

"Replacing the core isn't as simple as you think."

Suddenly, Deng Chao looked at Lin Gengxin with a mischievous grin, and then stepped onto the bamboo plank.

Lin Gengxin's anus tightened instantly.

"Oh no, I forgot I'm now fighting two against one! What do I do?"

He turned to look at his teammates.

"Cough cough."

Lin Junjie coughed twice, looked away, and said, "It's time for you to show your skills."

Is there really room for improvement?

Lin Gengxin looked at Deng Chao running towards the floating platform, and Xu Yan on the platform, and took a deep breath: "I'll try my best to live as long as possible."

After saying that, he carefully walked towards the floating platform.

When he reached the edge of the floating platform, Xu Yan and Deng Chao were waiting for him with smiles on their faces.

Deng Chao: "Geng Xin, you're here?"

Xu Yan: "Gengxin, are you going to jump down yourself, or should we throw you down?"

Lin Gengxin retorted stubbornly, "Can't I just throw you both down?"

"Yeah?"

Xu Yan and Deng Chao's wicked smiles deepened. The two walked directly up to Lin Gengxin and grabbed her arms.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Two against one, and they're trying to sandwich us like this?"

Lin Gengxin panicked and frantically waved her hands in an attempt to struggle and resist.

But faced with the combined attack from Xu Yan and Deng Chao, his struggles seemed somewhat futile.

Less than two seconds later, he was pushed into the water by the two men.

The viewers in the live chat immediately burst into laughter.

"He looks so pitiful, hahaha!"

"Lin Gengxin is still as weak as she was in the first season."

"Where's the promised tug-of-war? All I see is a brutal beating."

"Lin Gengxin was just making fun of Li Zhiting, but it turns out she's the pot calling the kettle black."

"The pretty boys team needs some tough guys, otherwise they can't beat the older men team."

"..."

at the same time.

Ye Zuxin, Zhang Yixing, and the others scratched their heads.

"We're finished. The older guys have an absolute numerical advantage now. No matter what we do, we're just feeding them," Lin Junjie said.

"It's alright, leave it to me."

Jiang Jinfu stretched his shoulders and thighs.

After the third whistle blew, he and Zheng Kai stepped onto the bamboo plank at the same time.

"Jinfu, you can do it!"

"Hold on!"

The pretty boys shouted.

Soon, Jiang Jinfu also arrived at the floating platform.

Xu Yan and the other two were still smiling.

"Fu-zai" (夫仔).

Deng Chaojian raised an eyebrow at Jiang Jinfu.

"Jinfu, if I were you, I'd jump into the water right now and 'commit suicide' to avoid being humiliated by the three of us," Zheng Kai teased with a smile.

Jiang Jinfu paused for two seconds, then said seriously, "It's not fair for you three to fight one. Do you dare to come one by one?"

Upon hearing this, the three looked at each other and smiled knowingly.

Xu Yan shrugged: "Brother Jinfu, do you think we're the Calabash Brothers, expecting us to deliver them one by one?"

Deng Chaojian cracked his knuckles: "Oh, you're really up to something."

Zheng Kai shrugged with a smile: "We're not stupid."

Jiang Jinfu: "..."

He Rundong, standing by the pool, looked a little strained: "They don't give us any chance at all."

Yang Beibi smiled wryly: "We Running Man are like this... oh no, their uncle team is like this."

He Rundong glanced at Yang Beibi and immediately burst out laughing.

Then, Jiang Jinfu was undoubtedly taken down by the three men from the "Uncle Team".

To Xu Yan's surprise, Jiang Jinfu was indeed very strong, with muscles as hard as stone. However, the difference in numbers was too great, and Xu Yan was even stronger than Jiang Jinfu, so Jiang Jinfu still fell into the water.

Then.

The remaining members of the pretty boy team were unsurprisingly pushed into the water by the older men team.

When Lin Junjie, the last person to fall into the water, shouted, "NO! My bangs!!!"

It made everyone laugh.

Lu Hao picked up the megaphone and announced:

"The Uncles' Team wins Round One!"

"yeah!"

The uncles immediately cheered.

Chen Chichi stood on the shore, a smug look on his face: "See that? That's what you call the 'Uncle Team'!"

Wang Zulan: "We didn't even need to lift a finger."

Wang Baobao: "It's too easy, there's no difficulty at all, I didn't even use my skills."

The pretty boy team, on the other hand, was a bit frustrated.

None of them struggled for long before falling into the water.

"This time, things can't be the same as before."

Suddenly, He Rundong analyzed with a serious expression: "Gaining the upper hand is very important in this game. So, Jinfu and I will go first. Even if we can't push the uncles' team into the water, at least we can hold on so that when the next whistle blows, the people behind us won't be left isolated and helpless."

"good!"

The members of the handsome men's team all nodded in agreement.

"I'll go first! I'll avenge myself!"

Jiang Jinfu dried himself off, his face full of fighting spirit: "And I've already figured out how to restrain Xu Yan."

"Really? Then you go first!" Lin Gengxin said in surprise.

Soon, the second round began.

The older men's team still sent out Xu Yan as their first choice.

With a whistle.

Xu Yan and Jiang Jinfu rushed onto the bamboo planks at the same time.

The two moved very quickly, reaching the floating block almost simultaneously and stabilizing their center of gravity at the same time.

Without a word, the two pounced on each other.

The people around them immediately widened their eyes and stared intently at the two of them.