My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.

"Sorry, baby sister."

"Time is running out. After we tear you apart, we need to find our next target."

Xu Yan smiled slightly, squatted down next to Yang Beibi, and then gently pried open Yang Beibi's hands.

"No, Xiao Xu!" Yang Beibi begged for mercy.

But Xu Yan still pried her hands open, allowing Reba to tear off Yang Beibi's name tag.

The broadcast started.

"Baby Yang, out!"

Yang Beibi sat up, smiling helplessly, "I wish Kai Kai was on my team today."

Upon hearing this, Wang Baobao added, "If Zheng Kai is on your team, you two are going to give Xu Yan a double kill."

Yang Beibi wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Cough cough."

Zheng Kai's voice came through the walkie-talkie: "Baby, I have my pride too."

Deng Chao laughed and said, "Baby is telling the truth again."

However, as soon as Deng Chao finished speaking, everyone heard his terrified voice through the walkie-talkie.

Lin Gengxin and Lin Junjie ambushed him from behind!

Soon, the broadcast started again.

"Deng Chao, out!"

The score came to 8:5.

……

Five minutes later.

The name tag ripping game is nearing its end.

The pretty boy team is frantically searching for Li Chen, while Li Chen is frantically fleeing under the command of Deng Chao and Wang Zulan.

the other side.

Xu Yan and Reba met Lin Junjie in the tea room on the sixth floor.

"Shhh."

Xu Yan gestured for Reba to be quiet, then gently pushed open the door.

"Sapres!"

Lin Junjie was drinking water when he was so startled that he spat it out.

"Xu...Xu Yan!"

Lin Junjie wanted to run, but Xu Yan was standing at the door, so he had nowhere to run.

"Teacher Lin Junjie".

Xu Yan walked towards Lin Junjie with a smile.

Dilraba followed suit, trailing behind Xu Yan with a mischievous grin.

"Could you please not tear me apart...?"

Lin Junjie sat on the sofa, smiling wryly as he suggested, "Since your team is leading by several points right now, why don't you let me go and consider it a concession to our team?"

Xu Yan thought for a moment and said, "It's not impossible. How about you perform a talent?"

"Talent?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Junjie flipped his bangs in a flamboyant manner: "Does this count?"

Xu Yan was speechless for a moment: "..."

Dilraba said, "Why don't you sing a song?"

"OK."

Lin Junjie adjusted his posture, cleared his throat, and began to showcase his heavenly voice:

"Cultivating the joys and sorrows of love is no easy task for us."

"To turn happiness into tears is a form of courage."

"Fantasy from a few years ago, forgiveness from a few years later, to heal a body full of wounds for the sake of a face."

"Stop thinking about me, I can't stand it."

Lin Junjie sang earnestly, and his magnetic and beautiful voice made the viewers in the live broadcast room feel very comfortable.

"Huge listening."

Xu Yan looked completely captivated.

Dilraba closed her eyes in rapture: "It sounds so good, even better than Xu Yan's singing."

"Um?"

Xu Yan grabbed Reba's soft nape with his large hand and shook her vigorously: "What did you say? I didn't hear you."

Dilraba was shaken so badly she was dizzy and immediately begged for mercy: "I was wrong, I was wrong, you sang the best."

"That's more like it."

Xu Yan then let go, satisfied.

Lin Junjie whispered, "Actually, Dilraba is right..."

?

Xu Yan smiled and looked at Lin Junjie, who immediately felt a tightness in his anus.

"Teacher Lin Junjie, you've been so busy fixing your love life that you've forgotten to fix yourself."

As he spoke, Xu Yan cracked his knuckles, grabbed Lin Junjie's arm, pulled him forward gently, and tore off his name tag.

"Lin Junjie, out!"

The broadcast came on, and Lin Junjie looked utterly dejected.

"I should have kept quiet..."

The comments section burst into laughter.

"Classic villains die from talking too much."

"Xu Yan! You admit that you and Dilraba are in love?"

"Life is tough, so Junjie makes a living by performing."

"Why did you take him so seriously, hahaha?"

……

"Countdown, only ten minutes left."

Director Lu's voice rang out in the building, and the two teams of guests immediately tensed up.

Lin Gengxin: "Time is running out, let's all get going!"

He Rundong: "I can't care about anything else. I'll just tear into anyone I see, regardless of whether it's effective or not."

Jiang Jinfu: "I'm really angry right now!"

The six members of the pretty boy team split into two three-person squads and searched the building for the older men's team.

But the uncles' team had already hidden themselves under the command of Deng Chao and Wang Zulan.

It wasn't until the last two minutes that Jiang Jinfu and his two companions found Li Chen.

After a fierce struggle, Li Chen tore Jiang Jinfu's clothes, and only then did Jiang Jinfu and the other two manage to tear Li Chen off.

"Li Chen, out!"

One minute after Li Chen was torn off, the game ended.

……

At the foot of the Zhejiang TV station building.

The two teams of guests stood behind two separate tables.

"Let's congratulate the Uncle Team on winning this name tag ripping battle with a score of 9:6," Director Lu announced through a megaphone.

"Wuhu!"

"Nice!!"

The uncles cheered.

The pretty boys sighed helplessly.

Lin Gengxin: "Sigh, there's nothing we can do. Their team has too many strong players, like Xu Yan and Li Chen. We simply can't compete."

Zhang Yixing: "Brother Chi is also very strong. He suppressed me so much that I couldn't move at all."

Jiang Jinfu: "I'll practice more when I get back, and I'll challenge Xu Yan and Li Chen to a match next time I come."

Finally, Xu Yan, who had the most name tag ripping moments in the game, received a large flag from the production team and waved it vigorously.

The crowd stood before the large banner and, led by Deng Chao, shouted in unison:

"We are a family!"

The recording of the fourth episode has been completed.

……

By the time the recording was finished, it was already late at night.

On the bus back to the hotel, the guys were already very sleepy.

Yang Beibi sat by the window, her head resting against the chair, asleep with her eyes open.

Deng Chao and Li Chen leaned against each other for a short rest.

Chen Chichi even lay down on a flat board in the aisle, using a camera bag as a pillow and started snoring.

Wang Baobao and Wang Zulan each have their own unique sleeping postures.

Xu Yan and Dilraba sat together.

Suddenly, he heard Reba's smug snort.

"Cool, cool..."

?

Xu Yan looked at Dilraba with a puzzled expression, only to see Dilraba grinning foolishly at her phone.

"What are you laughing at?"

Dilraba looked up at Xu Yan, her smile widening, and she even laughed so hard her arms were shaking.

"What are you laughing at?"

Xu Yan picked up Dilraba's phone with a puzzled look and saw that she was looking at a trending topic:

#XuYanRedUnderwear#

The accompanying picture is a close-up of Xu Yan's buttocks.

Xu Yan's expression froze instantly.

"Ha ha ha ha."

Seeing Xu Yan's expression, Dilraba laughed so hard she had to cover her mouth to control her volume.

She leaned on Xu Yan's arm, and Xu Yan could feel her body trembling with laughter.

Stop laughing.

Xu Yan lowered his voice and pinched Reba's cheek in an annoyed tone.

"Oh dear, I really can't take it anymore. Your butt is really red now, the whole country can see it."

"I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing."

Dilraba's eyes crinkled into crescents, and she couldn't help but lean against Xu Yan.

Laughing to this extent is already painful.

Xu Yan was speechless. He reached out and pinched Reba's small mouth, manually muting the microphone.

"Finally, some peace and quiet."

Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief.

Just then.

"Ha ha……"

Zheng Kai, who hadn't slept, laughed: "Xiao Xu, your butt is trending on social media."

Xu Yan immediately broke down and closed his eyes:

"I hate Li Zhiting."

(I'm having some instant noodles, I'll write two more chapters later. Check back tomorrow morning.)