My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.
Chapter 69 Dilraba, you have a twin sister?
"Timer begins!"
As the director announced, Xu Yan began to spin around on the spot.
Everyone stared at Xu Yan.
Wang Zulan, in a high-pitched voice, swayed her body seductively and shouted, "Eunuch Xu, keep going! Eunuch Xu, keep going!"
"Ugh! I feel so dizzy! I'm so dizzy!"
Xu Yan spun around and shouted, intending to feign unconsciousness to help Yin Bai's team.
But soon, he suddenly realized that he didn't seem to need to pretend to be unconscious.
Because I'm really dizzy!
After completing fifteen laps, Xu Yan suddenly stopped, his body stiffening like a statue.
Everyone was surprised.
Chen Chichi's expression changed slightly: "Oh no, it seems Xiao Xu didn't faint."
Then, in the next second...
Xu Yan looked at Dilraba in a daze: "Huh? Dilraba, when did you get a twin sister?"
Dilraba: "?"
Everyone was taken aback.
Xu Yan then said, "Hey, why does everyone seem to have a twin next to them?"
The next second, everyone burst out laughing.
Chen Chichi: "Hahahaha! That's called double image!"
Dilraba couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh, "What the heck?"
Seeing this, Deng Chao shouted, both amused and exasperated, "Forget about the twins, come and stamp the ink pad!"
Xu Yan immediately shook his head, staggered to the table, and reached for the inkpad.
As a result, he grasped at nothing and his fingers landed on the empty table next to the inkpad.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter again.
Deng Chao hurriedly shouted, "Left side, the inkpad is on the left side!"
Xu Yan reached to his left and finally got the inkpad, then swayed over to Yang Beibi.
"Xiao Xu, your nose is here."
To help Xu Yan poke the right spot, Yang Beibi pointed to her own nose.
Xu Yan looked puzzled: "Baby, why do you have two noses?"
"puff."
Yang Beibi couldn't hold back: "What do you mean two? There's only one."
Xu Yan dipped her finger in the inkpad and poked it at Yang Beibi's nose, then poked it onto Yang Beibi's cheek with a watery stick.
Wang Zulan, growing anxious, exclaimed, "You clicked the wrong thing! It's the nose, the nose! Not the face!"
Xu Yan quickly shifted the blame: "I know, baby sister, don't move around."
Baby Yang was both amused and exasperated: "I didn't move!"
"Hurry, hurry, keep going!" Wang Baobao watched anxiously from the side.
Xu Yan poked Yang Beibi a few more times, all of which landed on Yang Beibi's face.
Yang Beibi was completely bewildered, and said quietly, "Xiao Xu, are you putting makeup on me?"
The black team members immediately laughed.
Chen Qiaoen clapped her hands with a smile: "Xu Yan has given the baby a face full of pockmarks."
Zheng Kai laughed and said, "What freckles? Those are called pockmarks!"
On the white team's side, Wang Baobao anxiously brought her face close. "If you can't do it, just point it at my nose! My face is big, and my nose is big too!"
At this point, Xu Yan was no longer dizzy.
He glanced at Wang Baobao, and suddenly a wicked idea flashed through his mind: "Brother Baobao, I'm still dizzy, but I have a way to poke him."
"Go ahead and tap it if you can," Wang Baobao urged.
"OK."
Xu Yan nodded, revealing a mysterious smile.
?
Wang Baobao suddenly had a bad feeling, but it was too late to back out.
"Snap"
Xu Yan raised his hand and slammed the entire inkpad onto Wang Baobao's face.
The scene fell silent.
Wang Baobao was also stunned.
Xu Yan smiled and removed the inkpad from Wang Baobao's face, leaving a huge red mark covering most of her face.
next second.
Everyone burst into laughter: "Hahahaha!"
Yang Beibi pointed at Wang Baobao's face and laughed so hard she bent over.
Deng Chao laughed loudly: "Baby! You've got monkey butt all over your face!"
Chen Chichi stepped forward and started shouting, "Where did this red light come from!"
Li Chen readily agreed to direct traffic: "The red light is on, everyone stop crossing."
Wang Zulan laughed until tears almost came to her eyes: "Baby, we can now form a red and blue duo."
Wang Baobao looked completely bewildered. Although he couldn't see his own face, he still smiled.
"I feel like I've turned into Guan Yu."
Only Meng Ziyi was still oblivious. She looked at Xu Yan, then at Wang Baobao, and said blankly, "Brother Baobao, hurry up and go for the next baton."
Wang Baobao then realized what was happening and quickly rushed towards the second leg with Yang Beibi and Wang Zulan.
The three of them picked up clothes hangers, immediately put them over their heads, and pulled them down.
Wang Zulan was the fastest.
Wang Baobao and Yang Beibi had just managed to stretch their clothes up to their shoulders when he had already stretched them up to his waist.
Xu Yan was immediately surprised.
So fast?!
No no no!
His eyes lit up, and he quickly teased, "Wow, Brother Zu Lan is amazing! He squeezed through like a mini pangolin in no time."
Wang Zulan: "?"
He paused, then scoffed, "What pangolin? I call this flexibility!"
Deng Chao chuckled and urged, "Zu Lan, ignore him! He's just switched on his 'Xu the Debater' personality! Hurry up!"
Wang Zulan then quickly continued to put the clothes back on.
Soon, Wang Zulan and Yang Beibi both passed through the clothes hangers, which made Xu Yan slightly disappointed.
Fortunately, Wang Baobao got stuck.
The clothes hanger got stuck on my shoulder and I couldn't pull it down no matter what I did.
Xu Yan's eyes lit up; the opportunity to frame someone had arrived!
"Baby Bro, you're not a mole, are you? Baby Sister and Zu Lan Bro are both better now."
Upon hearing this, the white team members all cast suspicious glances at Wang Baobao.
Wang Baobao immediately panicked: "How could I be a traitor? I look so upright, of course I'm a good person!"
In desperation, Wang Baobao continued to exert force, tearing the clothes with a "crack".
Wang Baobao was stunned.
"Director, does this count?"
"Of course not." Director Lu shook his head.
"Brother Bao, you still say you're not the mole?" Xu Yan continued to stir things up.
"I'm really not."
Wang Baobao got anxious, grabbed a clothes hanger, and quickly squeezed it over herself.
"Hurry, hurry, next baton!" Deng Chao shouted.
The three immediately rushed towards the last baton.
On the third table were two bowls, each filled with a thick layer of flour and containing sugar balls.
As soon as Yang Beibi and the other two arrived, Deng Chao and Meng Ziyi did not hesitate at all. They immediately buried their faces in the basin and frantically wriggled around in it, searching for candy balls.
The black team rushed forward to cause trouble.
Chen Chichi laughed loudly: "Hahaha, you two are like two termites, wriggling back and forth in the flour jar."
Wu Qilong joked, "You two don't look like you're looking for candy, you look like you're just eating rice."
Deng Chao immediately lifted his head from the basin, his face as white as a ghost, and complained while spitting out flour: "So noisy! You guys are so noisy! There are no candies in here, I can't find any at all."
"Brother Chao, yes, I found it."
Suddenly, Meng Ziyi stood up.
Her face was covered in a thick layer of flour as she hurriedly picked up the small plate next to her.
"Da da da!"
He spat three candies into the plate in one go.
Everyone was immediately taken aback.
Li Chen's eyes widened: "Wow, Ziyi, you found it so fast?"
Chen Chichi complained, "Is this Minesweeper?! They found three in just a few seconds?!"
Zheng Kai: "Ziyi, tell me honestly, did you just secretly hide this candy in your mouth?"
Meng Ziyi playfully stuck out his tongue:
"No, I already said my tongue is very flexible."
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