My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.

Chapter 71 Human Missile

"White Team, please collect your strategy packs."

After the playful banter, the director asked the staff to bring out a secret pouch.

Deng Chao took the brocade pouch, and the members of the White Team gathered around to examine it.

Inside the brocade pouch was a card with two pictures printed on it.

"A bamboo slip, a dragon head?" Wang Baobao murmured, clearly not understanding what it meant.

"Xiao Xu, did you understand?"

Deng Chao looked at Xu Yan, and the others also looked over.

Xu Yan nodded thoughtfully: "I understand."

"You can understand this?"

Meng Ziyi stared wide-eyed in surprise.

"certainly."

Xu Yan shrugged.

"What do you mean? Tell me quickly." Wang Zulan asked with a curious look.

"This is definitely a clue related to the final name tag ripping game," Xu Yan said with certainty.

Everyone was stunned.

Deng Chao: "That's it?"

Xu Yan: "That's all."

Everyone: "..."

Meng Ziyi chuckled: "What's the difference between that and not saying anything at all?"

Xu Yan said in a serious tone, "There are close-up shots."

? ? ? ?

Meng Ziyi was immediately puzzled. He turned his head and saw that there was indeed a camera giving Xu Yan a close-up shot.

"This works?"

She chuckled and said, "Now I think I know how you made a comeback."

……

Fifteen minutes later.

The group changed into casual clothes and arrived at Xuanwu Lake.

There are many pavilions along the lake, and a long, narrow dock in front of each pavilion.

Director Lu announced through a megaphone: "Welcome everyone to the Royal Forbidden Area, Xuanwu Lake. Next, you will complete the second task here: the Xuanwu Lake Ice Race."

"Competition Rules: The two teams take turns sending out players who run into the basin and glide to stop near the red line at the finish line of the dock. The team that is closest to the red line in each round wins."

As soon as he finished speaking, the staff handed each person a large red basin.

"Wow, this game feels like you could easily end up drowning if you're not careful," Chen Qiaoen said worriedly, staring at the water.

"It's okay, Sister Qiao En, don't be afraid," Xu Yan comforted her.

"Why? Because you'd jump into the water to save me?"

Chen Qiaoen blinked and looked at Xu Yan with emotion.

Xu Yan shook his head: "No, if you fall into the water, our White Team is guaranteed to win."

Her smile vanished instantly.

Dilraba smiled and hooked her arm around Chen Qiaoen's, saying, "Sister Qiaoen, don't mind him, he's the best at roasting people."

"But I'll save you if you fall."

Suddenly, Xu Yan looked into Reba's eyes and spoke in a serious tone, as if he were about to confess his feelings.

Dilraba blushed instantly: "Why are you taking this so seriously...?"

"You still owe me a movie ticket." Xu Yan became even more serious.

Dilraba rolled her eyes, speechless: "..."

"roll!"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Meng Ziyi laughed and patted Xu Yan's arm: "Your emotional intelligence is still the same as it was three years ago."

Xu Yan looked at Meng Ziyi and said with a smile, "You too."

At this moment, Director Lu announced: "The competition officially begins! The winning team from the previous round goes first."

"Who wants to go first?"

The members of the white team looked at each other in bewilderment.

Deng Chao looked at Xu Yan.

"Brother Chao, don't look at me, I've never played this before either."

Xu Yan didn't plan to go first. He wanted to see how the two teams performed first and decide whether to go easy on the Black Team.

"Nobody's coming? Then I'll come!"

Wang Zulan was the first to raise his hand, and he took the basin and came to the starting line.

Deng Chao: "Go Zu Lan!"

Wang Baobao: "Lanlan, I believe in you!"

"Look, Dumbo is coming!"

Wang Zulan shouted, took a few steps to run up, pressed the basin under his body, lay on the basin, and rushed towards the red line.

Before it had even gone halfway out, the basin slowly came to a stop.

The black team burst out laughing first.

Chen Chichi: "Hahaha, Zu Lan, how come you're so short!"

Wu Qilong laughed and said, "It's shorter than I imagined."

Wang Zulan curled up in the basin in frustration, and said sadly, "Waaah, I'm the shortest man on Running Man."

With Wang Zulan setting an example, the others took turns to follow suit.

Yang Beibi, Wu Qilong, and Deng Chao skated one after another, each trying their best, but none of them could reach the red line.

The nearest Deng Chao was still two meters away from the red line.

Seeing this, Wang Baobao stepped forward.

"Watch me!"

"This will be a perfect opportunity for you to see what real kung fu is!"

After saying that, he walked to the starting point, his legs sank, and he suddenly burst out, his whole body as agile as if he were trying to demonstrate his lightness skill of walking on water!

"Whoosh!"

Wang Baobao sped off, leaving the others behind in an instant, and headed straight for the red line.

"Wow!"

"That speed!"

Everyone gasped in surprise.

However, Wang Baobao couldn't stop in time.

He glided gracefully across the red line, then flew smoothly off the dock and plunged headfirst into Xuanwu Lake.

"Thump!"

It splashed up a huge spray of water.

The scene fell silent.

next second.

"Hahahahaha!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

Deng Chao laughed so hard he slapped the edge of the basin: "I almost thought the baby was really going to be born!"

Yang Bei waved from the lake: "Baby, are you coming back for dinner?"

Wang Baobao was pulled out of the water by the lifeguard, covering her face as if she was too embarrassed to show her face: "This basin was too slippery, I couldn't stop."

Xu Yan chimed in with a sarcastic remark: "Brother Bao, if you're thirsty, just drink Anmuxi. You don't need to go down and force yourself to drink some."

Wang Baobao immediately lowered her head even further.

The crowd burst into laughter again.

Next, it was Chen Chichi's turn.

"Let me do it!"

He let out his signature laugh and took a powerful running start.

Despite its impressive setup, the basin slid less than two meters before being welded back to its original position.

He immediately lowered his head, unable to bear the sight, and slapped the basin, shouting, "There's something wrong with this basin! It's an iron basin! There's definitely a magnet underneath!"

Xu Yan joked on the spot, "Brother Chi, what's attracting you isn't a magnet, it's your fat."

Chen Chichi: "..."

He became withdrawn.

Everyone burst into laughter again.

In the end, only Xu Yan and Dilraba remained.

Xu Yan surveyed the entire room.

The two players currently in the lead are Deng Chao and Wang Zulan, and the Black Team has no chance of winning in this situation.

He simply stopped playing the white team and decided to skate properly and pretend to be a good guy.

Under everyone's watchful eyes, he exerted force with both legs, took a running start, and sprinted across the white line, smoothly lying on the basin as he sprinted forward.

"Wow!!!"

Everyone stared in shock.

Xu Yan rushed up behind Deng Chao and gently pushed him.

Deng Chao, who was already close to the red line, was suddenly pushed onto the red line by Xu Yan.

"Nice!!!"

Deng Chao immediately cheered, "Well done, Xiao Xu!!!"

"That's awesome, Xiao Xu!!!"

Wang Baobao also looked excited.

"Keep a low profile, keep a low profile."

Xu Yan calmly waved his hand, feeling quite satisfied with his performance.

Finally, Reba stood in front of the white line with a basin in her hand.

"Reba, stop struggling."