My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.

(The first two chapters have been revised, especially the parts where Wu Qilong confronts Chen Qiaoen and Xu Yan confronts Deng Chao. The motivation for Deng Chao to believe Xu Yan has been made more reasonable.)

After his name tag was torn off, Deng Chao sat down on the ground with a look of utter despair.

"No...isn't that right?"

"Lu Hao! Come out here!"

He spoke to the camera with a face full of grief and indignation.

So after playing for so long, he's the only one on the White Team who's good at tearing name tags!

In front of the main monitor.

Director Lu was already shaking with laughter.

This was the effect we were aiming for when we designed this episode featuring the mole!

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Chen Chichi let out his signature laugh, squatted down and lovingly hugged Deng Chao's head: "Don't cry, don't cry, it's all the show's fault."

Li Chen couldn't hold back either, standing to the side and shaking his head with a smile.

Xu Yan suppressed a laugh, squatted down to return the name tag to Deng Chao, and casually added insult to injury: "Brother Chao, didn't you just say the director wouldn't be this cruel?"

Deng Chao immediately clutched his chest, his heart sinking!

"Xiao Xu... I hate you..."

He looked at Xu Yan with grief and indignation, unable to shed a tear.

The thought of how arrogant he had been in front of Xu Yan just now made him feel like he was about to shatter.

The comments section was bursting with laughter.

"Hahaha! Brother Chao is killing me with laughter!"

"Brother Chao is really going to break."

"Wow, I thought tearing Dilraba apart was the funniest part of this episode, but I didn't expect there to be a second challenge."

"Hilarious, Brother Chao is both the captain and the victim."

……

After a while.

Deng Chao was taken to prison by staff.

The White Team was left with only Meng Ziyi, Wang Zulan, and an inside traitor, Wu Qilong.

After discussing it, Xu Yan and the other two decided to split up and clear the area.

the other side.

On the small bridge by the lake.

Wang Zulan and Yang Beibi sat side by side on the steps, their faces showing the sorrow of surviving a disaster.

Just as Xu Yan was tearing into Deng Chao, Wang Zulan witnessed everything from the second floor in the distance.

"Oh no, oh no, Xiao Xu is actually the mole! How are we supposed to play now?" He looked at Yang Beibi with a bitter face.

"I don't know what to do either."

Yang Beibi sighed along, but a hint of smugness lurked in the corner of her eye.

"We're both so pitiful, we have nowhere to go."

As Wang Zulan spoke, she opened her arms pitifully, wanting to give Yang Beibi a hug out of sympathy.

Yang Beibi's eyes lit up immediately, and taking advantage of the opportunity to hug Wang Zulan, he grabbed the name tag on Wang Zulan's back.

! ! ! !

Wang Zulan suddenly looked up, her eyes filled with terror.

"Baby! What are you doing?!"

"Sorry, Zu Lan, I'm also an informant."

Yang Beibi laughed happily and tore off Wang Zulan's name tag.

Wang Zulan's face turned ashen: "I never expected you to be a traitor too. I've been holding the Vermilion Bird Token for so long for nothing..."

Then, the broadcast started.

"Wang Zulan, out!"

Wang Zulan handed the Vermilion Bird Token, which he had hidden on his person, to Yang Beibi.

Yang Beibi hurriedly went to find Xu Yan.

……

at the same time.

Xu Yan heard the broadcast and a smile appeared on his lips.

"Only Meng Ziyi is left!"

He quickened his pace and soon saw Meng Ziyi.

Meng Ziyi also saw him.

Their eyes met, her expression changed, and she turned and ran.

"Meng Ziyi, don't run!"

Xu Yan immediately gave chase.

"Aaaaaah! Don't come any closer!"

"Is there anyone who can save me?!"

Meng Ziyi ran and shouted.

Xu Yan wasn't in a hurry to catch up with her, so he followed behind her at a leisurely pace, a smile on his lips.

soon.

Meng Ziyi saw Wu Qilong after turning a corner, and his eyes lit up as if he had seen a savior.

"Brother Qilong, come save me!"

Wu Qilong looked over: "Don't be afraid, I'll handle it..."

Before he could finish speaking, he saw Xu Yan also turn out.

"...Ziyi, take care!"

Wu Qilong made a quick decision and ran away.

Meng Ziyi: "..."

Before she could speak again, heavy footsteps suddenly sounded behind her.

Looking back, it turned out that Xu Yan had suddenly accelerated and was chasing after Wu Qilong.

"So fast!"

Meng Ziyi stared in shock, his mouth agape, but the next second...

"Rip!"

As Xu Yan brushed past her, he casually tore her open from behind.

A name tag flew up with a whoosh.

"Wow, that was fast..."

Meng Ziyi blinked, completely dumbfounded.

……

the other side.

Xu Yan quickly caught up with Wu Qilong.

He leaped forward and tackled Wu Qilong to the ground.

Seeing that he couldn't dodge, Wu Qilong suddenly exerted his strength to resist, desperately reaching behind Xu Yan with both hands.

But Xu Yan was faster. Before Wu Qilong could even touch his name tag, he grabbed it and ripped it off.

"Ah, I'm gone."

Wu Qilong collapsed to the ground, panting heavily.

Xu Yan smiled and returned the name tag to Wu Qilong, then reached out and helped him up: "Thank you for your hard work, Qilong-ge."

The broadcast also started at that moment.

"Wu Qilong, out!"

"The final battle at Suzaku Tower has ended!"

Congratulations to Team Black for winning!

The black team cheered immediately.

"Nice!"

Chen Chichi and Da Heiniu high-fived.

Yang Beibi also jumped up and down excitedly a few times.

After a while.

Xu Yan walked leisurely into the prison, ready to witness the final moment of victory.

But he had barely stepped inside...

"Xu Yan!"

The members of the white team all turned their heads in unison, gritting their teeth and clenching their fists so tightly they cracked.

Xu Yan's expression froze.

"Beat them!"

At Wang Baobao's command, the entire White Team instantly surrounded Xu Yan and began to beat him up.

"And me!"

Dilraba jumped up, grabbed a cushion, rushed forward, and unleashed a barrage of "love attacks" on Xu Yan.

Xu Yan covered his head and begged for mercy repeatedly.

The audience burst into laughter.

The viewers in the live stream were also thoroughly amused.

Finally, Director Lu announced the results: "Congratulations to Team Black for their victory today, and congratulations to Xu Yan for being selected as this episode's MVP!"

"yeah!"

Just as Xu Yan was about to cheer, he looked up and met the resentful gazes of the White Team members.

He was immediately left speechless, saying, "It seems that today, though I have won, I am still ashamed."

"That's right!"

Everyone spoke in unison.

The fifth episode ended amidst laughter and cheers.

……

It was 1:30 a.m. when I got back to the hotel.

Xu Yan lay on the bed and casually scrolled through his phone. Many memorable moments from today were trending on social media.

#RedFlameComboTuaTuaTua#

#Hot Couple Hug#

#Wu Qilong instantly transforms into Li Weijia#

#Hot Potato Spray Flour#

#……#

These posts garnered extremely high views, and the comment section was filled with laughter.

"This season of Running Man is phenomenal, with so many memorable moments it's breathtaking."

"The combination of the Crimson Flame duo and Wu Qilong's meme made me laugh so hard I got an eight-pack, hahaha."

"Am I really the only one who thinks that Brother Chao was the one who got the most humiliated and the funniest?"

"It's funny enough, but it's also so sweet!"

"..."

Moreover, related videos on Douyin (TikTok) have also gone viral.

The scene where Xu Yan and Chen Chichi meet is especially popular, with likes skyrocketing!

Xu Yan's fan base has grown to 1.53 million!

【Ding! 】

[A memorable scene was detected: the Crimson Flame Duo.]

[A memorable scene was detected: I was also a mole.]

【…】

[Detected spread of CP discussion: Hot CP couple hugs and sweet moments.]

[This period's happiness points total: +159000.]

"159,000 happiness points!"

Xu Yan's eyes widened in shock.

This is the first time he has received more than 150,000 happiness points since the premiere!

It seems this episode really created a lot of memorable moments!

Moreover, he only needs 130,000 more happiness points to do another triple combo!

We'll be done recording the sixth episode the day after tomorrow!

Afterwards, Xu Yan took a nice shower and went back to bed.

I picked up my phone and saw that Dilraba had sent me a photo and two sentences:

"I've bought the movie tickets. Don't be late tomorrow."

"Otherwise, you're definitely going to die!"