My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.
Chapter 88 Snow White and the Two Dwarfs
"Chichi! What are you doing?!"
Deng Chao exclaimed in surprise and was immediately trapped to the side by Chen Chichi.
"Holy crap!"
Zheng Kai's eyelids twitched as he watched Xu Yan rushing towards him.
"Xiao Xu, stop!"
He exclaimed in surprise and quickly retreated.
But Xu Yan was like a speeding car, rushing towards him in the blink of an eye and knocking him to the ground.
"Sorry, Kai-ge."
Xu Yan wasted no time, pinning Zheng Kai down with his body and roughly tearing at his back with his hands.
Zheng Kai's face turned red instantly.
But he was also very fast. He twisted his body so hard that he almost squeezed out from under Xu Yan, and his hands also went to tear off Xu Yan's name tag.
But next second.
"Rip!"
Xu Yan decisively ripped off Zheng Kai's name tag.
"ah!!!"
Zheng Kai lay on the ground, his face flushed, and shouted in frustration.
"Armor!"
Deng Chao immediately tensed all his strength and forcefully broke free from Chen Chichi's arms.
"Xu Yan, come quick!"
Chen Chichi exclaimed in surprise, and Xu Yan rushed over without stopping.
Deng Chao's face immediately turned ugly.
He knew he couldn't tear Xu Yan apart, so he glanced at Xiao Jingteng out of the corner of his eye.
"Jing Teng, run!"
The moment Xu Yan rushed in front of him, Deng Chao suddenly pulled Su Jianxin's arm away.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xiao Jingteng turned and ran!
At this moment, Xu Yan also rushed behind Deng Chao. Instead of tearing off Deng Chao's name tag, he pushed Deng Chao's back and pressed him firmly against the wall.
"Don't tear it! Let's talk it over. I can form an alliance with you." Deng Chao hurriedly pounded on the wall, begging for mercy with a wry smile.
"I don't believe you for a second."
Xu Yan pressed Deng Chao down with both hands and looked at Su Jianxin: "Brother Xin, let's tear off the name tags."
"Okay."
Su Jianxin's expression brightened, and he quickly stepped forward to tear off Deng Chao's name tag.
"NO!"
Deng Chao immediately clutched his head in his hands, his face contorted in pain: "It's over, our entire Green Team is out!"
The next second, the loudspeaker blared throughout the entire building.
"Zheng Kai out!"
"The entire Green Team is out!"
Da Peng and Jack Junyi were still looking for Yue Fu when they heard the broadcast and were taken aback.
"Is the entire Green Team out?"
Da Peng chuckled immediately: "Who's on the green team? So unlucky!"
Jack Junyi glanced down at his team uniform:
"It seems to be us..."
"ah?!"
Da Peng's smile vanished instantly: "I haven't even started tearing them apart yet!"
……
"Chichi, you're so mean! You actually tricked us!"
After being torn apart, Deng Chao painfully accepted reality and looked at Chen Chichi with a bitter smile.
"There's no other way, Brother Chao. When you're trying to curry favor, you have to choose the strongest one." Chen Chichi chuckled and shrugged.
"Then why am I always the first one to get hurt?"
Zheng Kai stood up, took off his hat, and ran his hands into his hair, looking utterly helpless.
"There's nothing we can do, Kai-ge, you're the only one who isn't a mentor." Xu Yan stepped forward, put his arm around Zheng Kai's shoulder, and shook him.
Subsequently, Zheng Kai gave both musical notes he found to Xu Yan.
All four notes from Deng Chao's team went to the pink team.
"If we share half, our friendship won't fall apart." Chen Chichi gave half of the musical notes to Xu Yan.
At this moment, Dilraba and Song Yuqi arrived late.
"Hey, we have thirteen notes now." Xu Yan handed the notes to Song Yuqi and Reba.
"yeah!"
Dilraba and Song Yuqi cheered immediately.
the other side.
Xiao Jingteng ran wildly until he was sure no one was chasing him, then he gradually slowed down.
"Jing Teng, what's going on?"
When Li Chen saw Xiao Jingteng, he quickly went up to ask him something.
"Chichi betrayed us, fooling me, Deng Chao, Zheng Kai, and everyone else," Xiao Jingteng said breathlessly.
"Chichi has betrayed us?!"
Upon hearing this, Li Chen's face was full of disdain: "I knew this kid couldn't be relied on!"
"What do we do now? Deng Chao's entire team is gone, and Zheng Kai is gone too. Our alliance seems to have become a bit weaker," Xiao Jingteng said.
Li Chen's expression immediately turned serious. After thinking for a moment, he said:
"Alright, let's not look for the musical notes for now. Let's call everyone over first, and then tear Xiao Xu apart."
"good!"
Xiao Jingteng nodded emphatically.
……
After tearing apart Deng Chao and Zheng Kai, the Crimson Flame duo split up and took action separately.
Xu Yan and the other two continued searching for musical notes in the bookshelf area.
Not long after, the three of them ran into Yang Beibi, Wang Baobao, and Wang Zulan.
Both of them were taken aback at the same time.
next second.
"Little...Little Xu? You're here too?"
Yang Beibi chuckled twice, then quietly took a step back and gave Xu Yan a look.
Clearly, Wang Zulan and Wang Baobao are unaware that the Pink Team and the White Team have formed an alliance.
Wang Baobao and Wang Zulan also stepped back, but accidentally bumped into the bookshelf.
The two turned around and looked up at Xu Yan.
"You...you stay away! I know kung fu!" Wang Baobao suddenly channeled Tang Ren's spirit and swallowed hard.
"Don't tear us apart, we were just passing by," Wang Zulan said with an awkward laugh.
Xu Yan stared at the two trembling figures in front of him and suddenly laughed.
Baby Yang: "What are you laughing at?"
"It's nothing, I just suddenly thought of a story."
Xu Yan suppressed a laugh: "Snow White and the two dwarfs."
Wang Baobao: "..."
Wang Zulan: "..."
Song Yuqi and Dilraba laughed too.
"Hahaha, you're so mean!" Song Yuqi laughed, pointing at Xu Yan.
Yang Beibi couldn't help but chuckle softly.
Wang Baobao and Wang Zulan's expressions twitched slightly.
"Xu Duidui, do you believe that we two little dwarfs can tear you apart?" Wang Zulan retorted.
"This is intolerable! Zu Lan, tear him apart!"
Wang Baobao was full of fighting spirit. After speaking, he even stretched his wrists: "Xiao Xu, I know kung fu."
"Yeah, I know, it's just amateurish skill," Xu Yan mocked.
Wang Baobao immediately broke down.
"Zu Lan, go! Take him down!"
After saying that, the two of them rushed towards Xu Yan together.
However, it took less than three seconds.
Xu Yan grabbed one of their arms and pinned them in front of him.
Wang Baobao: "Ouch, ouch, ouch! Xiao Xu, be gentle!"
Wang Zulan: "My arm, my arm is going to break."
Dilraba and Song Yuqi immediately laughed.
The comments section was so full of laughter it was unbearable.
"Hahaha, instant kill!"
"It's over, Bao Bao and Zu Lan are going to have this trauma for the rest of their lives."
"I'm dying of laughter. They tried to each control one of Xu Yan's arms, but Xu Yan twisted their arms into pretzels instead, hahaha."
"Now they really look like dwarfs."
"..."
Xu Yan, with just his two hands, restrained the two people and said with a smile:
"Baby Bro, Zu Lan Bro, which of you two should I tear apart first?"
"he!"
Wang Zulan and Wang Baobao spoke in unison.
Xu Yan laughed and looked at Song Yuqi: "Yuqi, it seems like I've found another childhood sweetheart couple."
Song Yuqi laughed so hard her arms were shaking.
"Xiao Xu, you tear Zu Lan's picture first, I still have time to do something else," Wang Baobao quickly said.
"OK."
Xu Yan nodded upon hearing this.
Wang Zulan's eyes widened immediately: "What do you mean 'okay'? Xiao Xu! No way!"
But the next second.
Xu Yan released Wang Baobao's hand and tore off Wang Zulan's name tag in one swift motion.
The broadcast immediately started.
"Wang Zulan, out!"
Xu Yan looked at Wang Baobao: "Brother Baobao, bring it on."
Upon hearing this, Wang Baobao immediately became serious.
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