My mouth moves faster than my brain; I went viral on Running Man and the whole internet is laughing.
Chapter 9 Collective Abstraction
After the Galaxy Arena match ended, everyone went to the bathroom to wash off the mud.
It was already dark when I finished showering.
The group traveled to Mailu Town in the program crew's car.
The town, composed of brightly colored single-story houses and shops, looked much gentler than the muddy swamp.
"Welcome to Mailu Town."
"In order to protect the safety of the universe and to protect Athena, the Saints must obtain even greater power."
"Therefore, you must have a very strong learning ability."
"The next game is called: If you can do it, so can I."
Director Lu announced this through a megaphone.
"Game Rules:"
"The two teams take turns performing their most difficult moves to imitate in the shops of the town. The other team needs to find and memorize the moves within a set time and then accurately replicate them after returning to the starting point."
The team with the shortest time and highest completion rate wins.
In the first round, the blue team made their moves first.
Yang Beibi, Zheng Kai, Chen Chichi, Wang Zulan, and Li Chen quickly dispersed into various shops in Mailu Town.
A few minutes later, Team Yellow began their search.
Deng Chao led Reba, Xu Yan, and Han Geng into the small town.
Yang Beibi was the first to be discovered.
She knelt in front of a fabric store, leaned back, and lay directly on the ground with her arms outstretched and her eyes trying to look cross-eyed.
Dilraba couldn't hold back her emotions as soon as she saw it:
"Baby, you're really going all out with that!"
Xu Yan paused for two seconds:
"Baby, you don't look like Athena, you look like a villain who got knocked down by Athena with one punch."
Deng Chao burst out laughing.
Yang Beibi couldn't help but laugh and almost broke down in laughter.
The group continued their search.
Soon, Chen Chichi was spotted in front of a shoe store.
Chen Chichi sat on the ground with an extremely funny expression. One sock was hanging on his ear, the toes of his other foot were still holding onto his shoe, and another shoe was hanging on his hand.
Deng Chao burst out laughing on the spot:
"What kind of weird pose is Chichi doing?"
Dilraba looked at Xu Yan: "Can you remember Brother Chi's moves?"
Xu Yan complained, "It's hard to forget such an eye-searing scene."
Chen Chichi was still in his pose when he heard this and almost broke down. He gritted his teeth and stammered:
"Xiao Xu! Don't attack me!"
Xu Yan looked completely innocent: "Brother Chi, I'm just respecting your work."
Continuing forward, Li Chen's movements came to a place next to a martial arts gym.
He was upside down, with his head touching the ground and his arms wrapped around his body to support himself. The posture was strange, but it was full of power.
Wang Zulan is in the room next to Li Chen's.
Compared to the others, his movements looked much more normal.
He stood there, his body twisted into a knot, his legs in an X shape, and his arms tightly locked together, as if he had tied them into a knot himself.
Dilraba was a little surprised: "It's that simple?"
Wang Zulan's eyes lit up with joy.
He laughed inwardly:
Haha!
You got fooled, didn't you!
However, the next second, Xu Yan smiled slightly and said, "It seems simple, but actually Brother Zu Lan secretly switched his left and right shoes."
Dilraba looked down and, sure enough, it was true!
Wang Zulan immediately broke character: "No way, you can see that too?!"
Xu Yan shrugged and said, "My eyes are my ruler."
Actually, what he didn't say was...
With the system-rewarded "meticulous observation skills," Wang Zulan's little schemes were completely exposed in his eyes.
The last one is Zheng Kai.
He stood in front of a pastry shop, one hand on the ground, both feet off the ground, his whole body suspended in mid-air, and he had to pretend to be relaxed.
Han Geng nodded after reading it: "Kai's core is good."
Xu Yan shook his head: "The difficulty of Brother Kai's move is not in holding the position."
Dilraba: "What's that?"
Xu Yan: "After holding on, you still have to pretend you're not panicking."
"puff."
Reba burst out laughing.
Zheng Kai almost burst out laughing.
However, his face turned red from trying to suppress his laughter.
He could only force himself to say:
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm perfectly fine!"
Xu Yan smiled and nodded: "Yes, sure. So, are you blushing because you need to poop?"
"puff."
Zheng Kai completely lost his composure and collapsed onto the mat, laughing uncontrollably.
"I fucking need to poop!"
……
The members of Team Yellow laughed as they memorized the movements.
Soon, they returned to the starting point and replicated it.
Because the blue team's moves weren't too difficult, everyone quickly replicated them.
Reba replicated Yang Beibi, Deng Chao replicated Wang Zulan, and Han Geng replicated Chen Chichi.
The moves that required more strength, such as those of Li Chen and Zheng Kai, were performed by Xu Yan.
"Congratulations to Team Yellow for completing this task."
"The total time was seven minutes and fifty-six seconds."
"Now it's the yellow team's turn to demonstrate the moves, and the blue team will learn them."
Upon hearing this, the members of Team Yellow immediately entered Mailu Town.
Deng Chao and Han Geng randomly found a room and went in to pose.
Xu Yan and Dilraba traveled together.
"I don't think any pose is that difficult. The Blue Team's moves were very simple and were easily copied. How about we strike a more challenging pose together?" Dilraba suggested to Xu Yan.
"Okay."
Xu Yan nodded.
"So what pose should we strike?" Dilraba asked.
"What position do you like?" Xu Yan asked.
"I like……"
Reba was halfway through her sentence when she suddenly realized something was wrong.
Her face flushed red with embarrassment and indignation as she said:
"You're making a suggestive joke again!"
Xu Yan looked completely innocent: "No, didn't you ask what pose we should strike?"
"Hmph! I don't believe it."
Reba gave a soft snort and turned her head away.
Xu Yan suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "I know what pose we should strike!"
Dilraba then turned her head and asked, "What position?"
"Come with me."
Xu Yan smiled mysteriously and led Dilraba into a room.
……
A few minutes later.
The blue team entered Mailu Town to find moves.
When they first found Deng Chao, they all fell silent.
Deng Chao sat on the ground, lifted one foot, bit his sock with his teeth, made a funny face, and had a very hardworking comedic belief in his eyes.
"puff."
Chen Chichi burst out laughing on the spot: "Brother Chao! You're too ruthless!"
Wang Zulan laughed so hard he almost fell over: "This is too hard to imitate, it's too abstract, hahaha."
Deng Chao's expression showed no hint of pride; instead, he appeared completely absorbed in his art.
Everyone burst into laughter.
Han Geng was moving beside a narrow wall.
He stood upside down, his legs spread apart, wedged against the walls on either side, looking like a Pegasus Saint fixed in a crack in the wall.
After Zheng Kai finished reading, he subconsciously wanted to grab Han Geng's crotch.
Startled, Han Geng quickly closed his legs, instantly losing his composure.
At last.
When the members of the Blue Team saw Xu Yan and Reba, they were all dumbfounded.
Actually, the two people's movements are not difficult.
Xu Yan stood on one side of the room, his right arm pressed against the wall, while Reba stood steadily on his right arm, holding onto the hooks on the roof to maintain her balance.
Chen Chichi's eyes widened: "What the heck? What's going on?"
Zheng Kai: "Can someone stand on your arm?"
Li Chen stared at the bare wall in shock and said, "Xiao Xu, there's not even a handhold on this wall, and you're just going to tough it out?"
Wang Zulan clutched his head in his hands: "How are we supposed to learn this? We can't learn it!"
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