He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

"Was it dried out by those things?"

Yang Guang put his hands in his pockets and nodded.

"Besides those, what other human being do you think could pull off such a difficult feat of roasting a living person over charcoal?"

"It's still the kind of all-natural, pollution-free barbecue that doesn't require any fire."

What a sight to see a person being roasted alive over charcoal!

What was supposed to be a serious scene has become so serious after what you said that I'm now afraid to face barbecues in the future!

Lin Yue frowned, staring at the charred corpse, and said, "If that's the case, then it's easy to handle."

"Why don't you just call the person involved out and ask them?"

"Summon the spirit, just ask him who did it, and you've got it all figured out, right?"

Yang Guang stretched his neck.

He stared at Lin Yue in disbelief.

"Officer, do you really think I'm some kind of magic wish-granting machine?"

"Why don't you do it?"

Lin Yue asked in a puzzled tone, her expression exaggerated, "Can't you confess?"

Yang Guang pointed to the metal-framed bed that smelled of barbecue: "The prerequisite for summoning a soul is that there must be a soul!"

"This guy is lying here, roasted to a crisp, but I haven't sensed a single trace of his soul since I walked in!"

"Not to mention the three souls and seven spirits, not even a single hair of the soul remained."

"At least his soul isn't here."

"In the hands of the bastard who killed him!"

Lin Yue frowned and asked, "So what do we do now?"

"There's not a single clue."

Yang Guang turned to look at the other beds and said calmly, "Since the dead can't speak, we can only ask the living."

"What about the other people in the dorm?"

"Such a big thing happened, and we all live under the same roof, they couldn't possibly be completely unaware, could they?"

Lin Yue immediately turned her head.

His gaze fell on the sweat-drenched principal beside him: "Principal, could you please make this trip?"

"Bring the other three students from dormitory 404 over."

The principal was extremely enthusiastic at this moment.

After all, even the school board members went to the corner to draw circles, and the dean of students was sprawled on the ground like a lump of fat.

This was the perfect opportunity for him to establish a splendid image.

"no problem!"

"Officer, please wait a moment, I'll go myself!"

The principal turned around and jogged down the stairs.

He walked with a limp, swaying back and forth.

Ten minutes later.

A series of hurried footsteps came from the stairwell.

Three senior high school boys wearing blue and white school uniforms were brought up by the principal.

The three boys hunched their shoulders, their legs trembling more violently than a leaf.

Upon reaching the fourth floor, I saw fully armed criminal police officers at both ends of the corridor.

I saw the blue and white warning tape that had been put up.

Upon seeing the dean of students slumped to the side, trembling with fear, the three boys' mental defenses shattered instantly.

The principal pointed to the tall, thin man leading the way: "This is Zhang Ming, the dormitory head of room 404."

"The two behind are Li Qiang and Wang Lei."

"Officer, the person has been brought here."

Lin Yue nodded and looked at the three of them, saying, "Just answer my questions truthfully."

"It's best not to hide it."

"Concealing information is tantamount to obstructing official business."

Lin Yue's tone was extremely heavy, exuding a strong sense of pressure.

Zhang Ming's legs suddenly went weak.

thump!

He immediately covered his head with his hands, his face contorted in a mournful expression, and confessed, "Police officer!"

"I confess!"

"I confessed everything!"

Lin Yue was stunned.

Yang Guang, standing behind with his hands in his pockets, was also slightly taken aback.

frank?

The case was solved so quickly?

Could it really be related to these roommates?

Lin Yue quickly took out her notebook and pen.

"explain!"

Zhang Ming burst into tears, crying out, "I shouldn't have been so heartless!"

"When I was seven years old, I didn't receive much lucky money when the village gave out New Year's gifts."

I was furious.

"I climbed up the ladder to the roof of the village chief's house in the middle of the night."

"They left a huge plume of smoke coming out of the chimney where they cook!"

"The next day, New Year's Day, his family lit a fire to cook, and the steam was so intense!"

"The whole village reeks of the pure smell of roasted manure!"

"I'm no human being!"

"Officer, please arrest me! I haven't even cleaned my tools yet!"

"???"

Seven years old?

How old are you now?

It's not clean yet!

Quiet.

A deathly silence.

The air in the corridor had stopped moving.

The forensic doctor's hand, holding the record board, froze in mid-air.

The two fully armed detectives turned to look at their partner, both of them looking equally astonished.

Lin Yue's right hand, which was holding the pen, was trembling.

Yang Guang's mouth was slightly open.

Roasted manure?

What the hell is this incredibly explosive biohazard attack case file?

How did you manage to describe such a heinous crime in such a refreshing and elegant way?

Lin Yue's chest heaved.

"stop!"

"Who asked you about when you were seven?"

"I'm talking about last night!"

The voice just fell.

Li Qiang, the fat man kneeling behind Zhang Ming, also couldn't withstand this extreme psychological pressure.

thump!

The second one couldn't take it either, and the flesh on her double chin started trembling violently.

"Officer!"

"Zhang Ming's was just a prank; what I did was truly break the law!"

"I'll confess and be treated leniently!"

"Last month during my monthly break, I peeked at Grandma Liu next door taking a shower!"

hiss!

Several very distinct gasps of breath were heard around them.

The two young members of the criminal investigation team stared wide-eyed.

Even the school board member who had been hiding in the corner and dared not show his face couldn't help but peek out halfway.

Grandma Liu next door?

Is this a hobby that a high school senior should have?

The pen in Lin Yue's hand almost broke.

"You..."

Li Qiang waved his hands frantically, tears and snot streaming down his face: "I swear I absolutely didn't do it on purpose!"

"I really don't have that kind of special fetish!"

"I just saw that the cured meat drying in her yard smelled so good that I wanted to steal a skewer to make fried rice."

"As a result, I slipped while climbing the wall and fell headfirst into her yard."

"As luck would have it, it just happened to fall right in front of the bathroom window."

All I saw was a vast expanse of white...

"Then she chased me with a broom and beat me for three blocks!"

"I'm a thief, not a thief!"

"You must believe in my pure motives for committing the crime!"

Yang Guang raised his hand.

I rubbed my temples vigorously.

Crouching Dragon and Young Phoenix.

Just how many rare treasures are kept in these three villages?

Before the trial even began, he confessed to a case of biological poisoning and an attempted theft and attempted molestation.

Lin Yue slammed her notebook heavily on her thigh in anger.

"That's enough!"

"I have no interest in your messy, trivial matters!"

"All of you, stand up!"

Zhang Ming and Li Qiang shakily got up and stood in a row against the wall.

Wang Lei, the thinnest one at the very back, wearing thick-rimmed glasses.

The plum blossoms for the third time.

Wang Lei covered his face with his hands and burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably: "Waaaaah..."

"I am guilty!"

"I'm so damn stupid!"

"Since they've all confessed, I won't hide anything from them either!"

Lin Yue raised her hand and pinched her temples, looking exasperated. "What did you do now?"