He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Why should I?

Why is it that some playboys can go to nightclubs and drink every day, while the last Celestial Master has to worry about making money every day?

Other fathers leave their sons credit cards, while his father leaves his sons debts.

Other people's sons complain about the effort of reporting their own fathers, but this guy is running around like a spinning top trying to repay his debt of gratitude.

God, would it kill you to be fair?

"never mind."

"That's enough."

Yang Guang bent down and grabbed Zhang Xu's semi-transparent collar.

Zhang Xu's entire soul was lifted up, his limbs kicking wildly in mid-air, terrified: "Heavens... Celestial Master, what are you trying to do?"

Yang Guang didn't waste any words. He turned around and walked up to Er Lengzi, looking at the small bell hanging around its neck.

"Sixth Brother, make room."

There was no sound from the bell.

Yang Guang's hand trembled, and he stuffed Zhang Xu's soul directly into the bell.

"Slurp."

Zhang Xu was completely sucked into the ghost.

next second.

A very familiar, lewd voice suddenly rang out from the bell.

"Holy shit!"

"Why the hell are you pushing me, you newcomer?"

"Get out of my way!"

"Hey, don't push! There's only one private room here!"

"Eh eh eh..."

"Where are you putting your hands?"

"That's an indecent assault pose you're using on an old woman!"

Yang Guang's lips twitched.

The simpleton's heterochromatic eyes, one of gold and one of blue, turned in confusion as he tilted his head and stared at the bell around his neck.

"Dad Yang, what are they doing?"

"Why did they start fighting?"

Zhang Xu's pitiful voice also came through the bell: "Master, save me!"

"That old man, damn it, damn it, damn it!"

"What is he trying to do?!"

Yang Guang raised his hand and rang the bell: "Shut up, all of you!"

"Sixth Brother, you better behave yourself, and Zhang Xu, don't yell either."

"What's wrong with squeezing in a keychain and a temporary storage package?"

"Shut up, all of you!"

The bell fell silent instantly.

Yang Guang nodded in satisfaction; the world was finally at peace.

He pulled out the secondhand smartphone with three cracks in the screen from his pocket and tapped the fingerprint sensor twice to unlock it.

It took three tries to unlock the door with his fingerprint, which infuriated Yang Guang, who yelled, "Damn it!"

"I'll replace you sooner or later!"

He found Lin Yue's number and pressed the dial button.

The phone rang twice before being answered.

Yang Guang's voice changed instantly: "Hello, policewoman?"

"hey-hey."

"Could you come pick me up?"

"I've prepared a big gift for you, I guarantee you'll be happy."

Lin Yue's voice on the other end of the phone sounded irritated, as if she had just been woken up: "You again..."

Yang Guang interrupted her abruptly: "Huh?"

"Officer, how did you know I hadn't eaten breakfast?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone, a completely bewildered look on their face: "Did I ask?"

Yang Guang smiled broadly: "Oh, don't be shy, I'm not picky about food. Just bring me half a pound of braised beef noodles, no noodles needed."

Lin Yue: "..."

"what?"

"What did you say?"

Yang Guang seemed to suddenly remember something and quickly added, "You're also going to bring food for Er Lengzi?"

Lin Yue was furious: "Why should I...?"

"Don't worry, don't worry, Er Lengzi isn't picky about food!"

"Just bring it a roast duck."

"Buy a whole duck, not those stingy half-ducks. They won't be full and will destroy my house."

There was complete silence on the other end of the phone.

Yang Guang waited for three seconds without receiving a reply, and thought the signal had been lost. He was about to blow the horn again.

"Smack."

The person on the other end of the phone spoke first, and Lin Yue squeezed out a sentence through gritted teeth.

"Yang Guang".

"You'd better really have something to say!"

beep...

The call was hung up.

Yang Guang took the phone away from his ear, stared at the broken screen with three cracks, and clicked his tongue.

"Tsk."

"This policewoman has quite a temper; she wouldn't let me say a word more than necessary."

The simpleton next to him came over and rubbed his big head against Yang Guang's trouser leg, his golden and blue heterochromatic eyes full of clear expectation.

"Uncle Yang, do you really have roast duck?"

"It really exists."

Yang Guang bent down and slapped Er Lengzi on the head: "How about that?"

"Am I good to you?"

The dog's tail instantly turned into a propeller, and the whole dog almost took off from the spot.

"good!"

"Yang's father is the best!"

"This is Yang's father!"

It raised one of its front paws, palm up, and made a thumbs-up gesture with remarkable skill.

Yang Guang nodded in satisfaction.

But the next second...

Er Lengzi's lisp started again: "Well, Father Yang, before the roast duck arrives, can I, Dog Master, try the one in the bell first?"

Just a tiny bite!

"The crunchy kind!"

Yang Guang kicked the simpleton in the backside and yelled, "Get lost!"

"You'd better wait and see!"

Er Lengzi lay on the threshold, looking pitiful, his tongue dangling out, drool dripping onto the bluestone slab.

Twenty minutes later.

A police car screeched to a halt at an intersection in the old town, and the door was violently pushed open.

Lin Yue strode over.

He was still in his police uniform, his hair was messily tied into a bun, and he had two dark circles under his eyes.

She was carrying two huge plastic bags.

The bag on the right contains a box of braised beef noodles, and the bag on the left contains a roasted duck that is roasted to a golden brown.

The plastic bag rattled as she carried it.

Lin Yue stood at the entrance of the small courtyard of the funeral parlor.

"Yang Guang!"

Are you there?

Lin Yue spoke slowly and deliberately, her teeth grinding together.

Yang Guang strolled out in his slippers, his gaze shifting downwards and locking onto the plastic bag containing the noodles.

"Where's my braised beef noodle soup?"

"You think you can fool me with this?"

Lin Yue's chest heaved suddenly, and she shoved the bag forward: "I already warned you on the phone, you'd better have something to do!"

"Otherwise, I'll show you what cruelty truly means!"

Lin Yue took a step closer, her expression menacing: "Do you think I belong here?"

"Or do you still think of me as an Ele.me delivery rider running errands for you?"

"And it's the kind where I lose money!"

"I was busy at the school all night last night, and the case was finally closed. I just closed my eyes for two hours on the folding bed in the duty room!"

"Only two hours!"

Lin Yue held up two fingers and waved them vigorously in front of Yang Guang.

Yang Guang remained completely calm.

He very naturally reached out and took the two plastic bags from Lin Yue's hand.

I opened the lid and took a look; inside were nothing but chewy noodles, with only a pitiful few pieces of beef.

"Officer, that's not professional of you."

"Even delivery drivers know to read the notes, but you selectively ignore them. Do you realize you're going to get a bad review?"

Lin Yue's molars were grinding even louder.

All she wanted to do right now was pull out her sidearm and punch a hole in the back of that jerk's head: "Enough with the nonsense!"

"What about the big gift?"

"If you dare to mess with me, I'll risk getting a disciplinary action today to handcuff you and take you back!"