He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Yu Zixin's lips twitched slightly.

Is this ghost crazy?

After thanking God, Da Zhuang turned his gaze back to Yu Zixin.

He licked his bluish-purple lips and floated forward a step with an excited expression.

Yu Zixin instinctively took a step back.

Jia Dazhuang chuckled twice, the sound echoing through the empty cemetery, sending chills down one's spine.

"Beauty."

He spoke.

Her voice was hoarse, like sandpaper rubbing against the skin: "Do you want a husband?"

Yu Zixin: "..."

She was stunned.

No.

She came to verify whether the dream was real or not.

I'm not here for a blind date!

What the hell is this?

wrong.

This is definitely a ghost.

But why did this ghost propose right away?

Are even ghosts this direct these days?

When Da Zhuang saw that Yu Zixin didn't say anything, he thought she was shy, and he became even more excited.

He rubbed his translucent hands together and floated forward another step.

"Girl, don't be afraid."

"I was an honest and simple man when I was alive, and I farmed all my life."

"I'm just a bit ugly, so I haven't been able to find a wife yet."

"But I'm a good person!"

"If I had a wife, I would definitely cherish her!"

"I cook and do her laundry every day!"

"Look at my situation, even though I'm practically a ghost now, at least I still own a house."

He pointed to the side.

A dusty tombstone: "See this?"

"A detached house!"

"Although it's a bit small, it's very quiet!"

"Absolutely no neighbors will come to visit and disturb us!"

Yu Zixin looked at Dazhuang with a panicked expression, but Dazhuang rubbed his semi-transparent hands, chuckled, and floated forward another step.

"Beautiful lady, I'm such a nice person!"

"Everyone in the village called me an honest man when I was alive!"

"I was just unlucky. When I was thirty-eight, I was run over by a tractor while working in the fields."

"Do you think I'm being wronged?"

"I had no wife when I was alive, and I'll have no companion when I die."

"Today, God has finally opened his eyes and sent you to me."

"This is fate!"

talking.

Da Zhuang's pale, bluish face moved even closer.

That chilling aura sprayed directly onto Yu Zixin's face.

Yu Zixin's teeth were chattering, and she was so frightened that she couldn't even speak.

Da Zhuang floated forward half a step, his dead fish eyes filled with excitement: "Girl, why aren't you saying anything?"

"Were you moved by my sincerity?"

"It's alright."

"Nod if you're shy."

"Let's see how it goes, no rush."

"Anyway, I'm not in a hurry."

"I've been dead for over ten years, what's a little longer?"

Yu Zixin was on the verge of losing her mind.

Her right hand gripped the several drawn yellow talismans tightly, her knuckles turning white.

Da Zhuang's gaze fell on the yellow paper in her hand, and he tilted his head: "Hey girl, what are you holding?"

"Could it be a love letter addressed to me?"

"Oh my god!"

"I've never received a love letter in my entire life!"

Done.

A strange blush appeared on Da Zhuang's pale face.

He rubbed his hands together, his face full of anticipation, and leaned forward: "Let me see!"

"What did you write?"

Yu Zixin finally broke down.

She suddenly closed her eyes and threw the stack of yellow talismans she was holding at Dazhuang.

Five yellow talismans scattered in the air and rained down on Da Zhuang.

Yu Zixin had her eyes closed and had no idea what was happening.

But Dazhuang knew.

The moment the first yellow talisman was pasted on his face.

"hiss……"

A sharp burning sound rang out.

On Da Zhuang's pale face, a puff of white smoke instantly rose from the spot where the yellow talisman had been applied.

It's like pressing a red-hot iron onto pigskin.

"ah!!!"

Dazhuang let out a piercing scream.

Immediately afterwards, a second yellow talisman struck him in the chest.

"Crack!"

A visible arc of electricity exploded from the yellow talisman, piercing directly through Dazhuang's semi-transparent soul.

"Aaaaaah..."

The third one.

The fourth one.

The fifth one.

Crackling sounds!

It's like setting off firecrackers!

Each yellow talisman that hits Dazhuang explodes into a blinding white light.

Dazhuang's soul trembled violently, twisted, and deformed in the white light.

The once solid, translucent body now resembled shattered jelly, bursting out piece by piece.

"Ouch...it hurts so much!"

"Hey girl, what are you doing?!"

"I just want to be in a relationship with you, did you have to be so rough?"

Dazhuang's screams echoed through the empty cemetery.

But Yu Zixin wouldn't listen at all.

Or perhaps she simply didn't want to listen.

The moment she threw away all five yellow talismans, Yu Zixin didn't even dare to open her eyes before turning and running away.

She screamed, her eyes closed.

His legs seemed to be powered by motors as he sprinted wildly toward the cemetery gate.

She was running so fast that she tripped over a protruding stone slab and stumbled forward two steps, but she managed not to fall and continued running after regaining her balance.

That speed.

Even a PE teacher would be so excited after seeing this that they wouldn't be able to sleep for two days!

Yu Zixin's figure grew farther and farther away, eventually disappearing outside the cemetery gate.

And what about Dazhuang?

His current state can be described in four words.

Miserable.

The power of the five yellow talismans shattered his soul into pieces.

He lay sprawled on the ground, white smoke billowing from his body.

The soul became extremely weak, and its translucent body flickered constantly, like an old-fashioned television with a poor signal.

Sometimes it's there, sometimes it's not.

Even more deadly is...

Several cracks appeared on his soul.

Large gusts of yin energy also spewed out of his mouth.

Black, yin energy emanated from his body and slowly dissipated into the air.

Dazhuang lay weakly on the ground, too weak to even move a finger.

He strained to turn his eyes, watching Yu Zixin's receding figure.

Tears streamed down my face.

"Waaaaah..."

Dazhuang cried.

She cried her heart out: "What happened to the gifts of nature?"

"Good heavens!"

"Even if you dislike me, you don't have to be this desperate to kill me, do you?"

"I just want to find a wife!"

"Was I wrong?"

"I was run over by a tractor when I was alive, so you're not going to compensate me?"

"After I died, I finally ran into a pretty girl, and she just started throwing grenades at me?"

"Is this something a human being would do?"

"No, she's not human...no, she is human..."

"But that thing she's holding isn't something a human could draw!"

Dazhuang felt increasingly aggrieved and cried even louder: "Waaaaah..."

"What terrible things did I do in my past life?!"

"I've been a bachelor for thirty-eight years!"

"He died and then drifted around for over ten years!"

"I finally found a girl who could see me, but she turned out to be a female thunder god!"

"God, are you targeting me?"

"Say something!"