He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

As Yang Guang was making his plans, the water ghost suddenly noticed Yang Guang and his companions who were standing by watching the commotion.

It was like seeing a lifeline.

"Help!"

The water ghost howled at the top of its lungs, "Ah, stop looking! Come and save me!"

"We've killed a ghost!"

"I'm going to be torn apart!"

He Qiang kicked him again: "What are you yelling about?"

"I haven't had enough yet!"

"ah!!!"

The water ghost was kicked so hard that it rolled three times on the ground and couldn't get up.

Yang Guang cleared his throat, pulled his hands out of his pockets, and slowly walked up to the water ghost.

He crouched down, tilted his head to look at the water ghost who was half-dead from the beating, and said in a flat tone, "Brother, your situation is indeed quite miserable."

The water ghost raised its bluish-black face, its face smeared with ghostly tears, its dead fish eyes filled with pleading: "Big brother!"

"Please, please save me!"

"This madman is going to kill me!"

Yang Guang nodded, looking troubled, and said, "Brother, it's not that I don't want to save you."

"I am a very principled person."

The water ghost grew impatient: "What principle?"

"you say!"

"I'll agree to any conditions!"

"Just make this madman stop hitting me!"

Yang Guang raised a finger and shook it: "I am the current Celestial Master of the Office of the Agent for Rebirth."

"According to the rules, I cannot act arbitrarily unless you formally authorize me."

The water ghost was stunned for a moment.

A service center for those seeking rebirth in the Pure Land?

Celestial Master?

Having been beaten to a pulp, he looked up at He Qiang, who was still rubbing his fists and preparing to continue his attack.

What are you waiting for?!

"Heavenly Master, save me!"

The water ghost scrambled towards Yang Guang, shouting, "I'm submitting a request!"

"Help me!"

"I don't want my soul to be scattered!"

"I still want to be reincarnated!"

"I want to find a wife again in my next life!"

Yang Guang's eyes lit up instantly.

That solves it, doesn't it?

Yang Guang suppressed his inner elation and maintained a calm and composed expression on his face.

He stood up, dusted off his hands, and turned to look at He Qiang, who was still catching his breath and preparing to continue.

Yang Guang grabbed He Qiang by the back of his collar and lifted He Qiang's soul up with one hand.

He struggled wildly, kicking his legs in the air, yelling, "Let me go!"

"I haven't had enough!"

"Let me punch him two more times!"

Yang Guang carried him like he was carrying a fluttering chick.

With He Qiang's meager strength, he was no match for Yang Guang, not even as strong as a newborn baby.

Yang Guang said irritably, "Brother, wait a moment."

He Qiang stared wide-eyed: "Waiting for what?"

"I'm going to kill this bastard!"

Yang Guang put He Qiang aside and patted him on the shoulder: "I understand how you feel."

"But you need to calm down for a while first."

"Let me sign the authorization with him first."

"Sign it first, then you can call."

Upon hearing Yang Guang's words, the water ghost's bluish-black face turned green.

What is that?

Should we sign first and then make the call?

How can you, a Taoist priest, have absolutely no professional ethics!

This is way too hasty!

But the water ghost glanced at He Qiang, who was rubbing his fists together and grinning maliciously, and then looked at his own soul body, which was about to fall apart.

Let's just be hasty!

Survival is the most important thing!

The water ghost grabbed Yang Guang's leg, crying and pleading, "Master, I'll sign!"

"I'll sign it right away!"

"Tell me quickly how to sign!"

"I'll do whatever you say!"

Yang Guang nodded in satisfaction, took a half step back, and pulled his sweatpants leg out of the water ghost's hand.

He patted the water stains off his trousers with disdain: "It's very simple."

"Just repeat after me."

"I formally request the Celestial Master to save my life when I'm being beaten up."

The water ghost paused for a moment, wondering why the lines sounded a little off.

But He Qiang, who was waiting impatiently to the side, clenched his fists, his knuckles cracking: "Are you going to sign or not, you bastard?"

"If you don't sign, I'll keep beating you!"

The water ghost trembled with fear and quickly shouted at the top of its lungs, "I formally request the Celestial Master to save my life while I'm being beaten!"

Commission established!

That's it!

Yang Guang's mouth instantly stretched to the back of his head in a wide grin.

Looking at Yang Guang's greedy expression, the water ghost felt a little uneasy, but still breathed a long sigh of relief.

He slumped onto the gravel beach and wiped the ghost tears from his face.

She looked at Yang Guang with anticipation.

"Master, now that the contract has been signed, does that mean I can stop getting beaten up?"

The water ghost felt he could finally get rid of this fisherman who was even more terrifying than a vengeful ghost.

Who knows what will happen?

Yang Guang's smile faded, and he shook his head with a serious expression: "That won't do."

The water ghost was bewildered: "Huh?"

"Why?"

"I've already submitted the request!"

Yang Guang said confidently, "I am a very principled person."

"The rules of the funeral service center are that once a commission is accepted, it must be completed strictly in accordance with the employer's requirements."

"Don't miss a single word!"

"What did you just say?"

"What you just said was, to save you when you're getting beaten up."

Yang Guang shrugged: "But you haven't been beaten up yet."

"How can I fulfill your request to rescue you if you haven't been beaten up yet?"

"If I let you leave now, wouldn't that be considered a breach of contract?"

The water ghost was completely dumbfounded, its dead fish eyes wide open, bigger than copper bells.

Can you really be so nitpicky about words?

Is this guy a Taoist priest or a heartless lawyer?!

"No, Celestial Master, please let me explain..."

"What I meant was that I wanted this guy to stop hitting me!"

Yang Guang didn't listen to his explanation at all.

He pulled a crystal-clear jade bottle directly from his pocket.

Without saying a word.

It was forcibly shoved into the water ghost's hand.

Then, he patted the water ghost on the shoulder earnestly: "Brother, I know you're wronged."

"So you'll have to put up with this for now."

"Don't waste your tears when you get beaten up later."

"Take this jade bottle and collect every single drop for me."

"If you spill even a single drop on the floor, I'll be furious!"

The water ghost clutched the cold jade bottle, his lips trembling violently, unable to utter a single complete sentence.

"You...I...this..."

Yang Guang didn't give him a chance to speak at all.

She stood up, turned to look at He Qiang who had been standing to the side for a long time, and smiled as she made a "please" gesture.

"brother."

"You can continue."

He Qiang had been waiting impatiently for a long time!

Upon hearing this...

He immediately rubbed his hands together, letting out a chilling, sinister laugh!

Hehehe!

"I'm going to beat you into fish food and use you as bait today!"

The voice just fell.

He Qiang pounced on the water ghost like a tiger pouncing on its prey!

"ah!!!"

The water ghost let out an extremely shrill scream!

He Qiang tackled him to the ground and rained down a barrage of punches on his face: "Help!"

"Master, please save me!"

"I'm getting beaten up!"