He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

But then again.

Sending Chu Sheng to Boss Chen's place with Jia Youcai is indeed the best solution at present.

Anyway, given Chu Sheng's appetite, having Boss Chen provide meals is better than paying out of his own pocket.

Just as Chu Sheng was excitedly waving his arms and legs, an extremely exaggerated howl suddenly came from the side.

"Awooooo!"

You idiot!

This thing had somehow darted to Yang Guang's feet, its front paws resting on Yang Guang's calves, its heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, filled with excitement.

Its big tail was wagging like a propeller, almost taking off: "Daddy Yang, freebies! I want to freebies too!"

"I want to eat well too!"

Yang Guang looked down at the husky, which was so excited it seemed about to take off.

His face instantly darkened.

He lifted his foot and kicked.

Er Lengzi was kicked and rolled on the ground, but it didn't dampen its enthusiasm at all. It got up and rushed back, wagging its tail even more enthusiastically.

"What are you so excited about?"

Yang Guang glared at it irritably: "I didn't ask you to go!"

Er Lengzi's tail stopped instantly.

The light in those heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, visibly dimmed.

The big ears drooped down.

The dog instantly switched from its excited state to that of an abandoned stray dog.

It lay on the ground with its front paws together, burying its head between them.

He looked like he had been abandoned by the whole world.

Yang Guang didn't even glance at it and continued walking forward.

But Er Lengzi wouldn't give up.

It sprang up from the ground with a "whoosh," its four legs moving swiftly, and went straight in front of Yang Guang, sitting down in the middle of the road, blocking Yang Guang's way.

then.

It raised its furry dog ​​face, its heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, filled with pleading.

His tongue was drooping around his mouth, and saliva was almost dripping onto the ground.

Yang Guang stopped and looked down at the husky lying in the middle of the road, looking pitiful, with a speechless expression.

You're at least a different species, aren't you?

Can't we have some dignity as a different species?

The simpleton's heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, were full of stubbornness: "Woof!"

"Father Yang, I'm putting this out there today: getting things for free is my ultimate belief in this life!"

"If you won't let me go, I'll die here!"

talking.

The thing just fell right to the ground, its four legs in the air, its belly up, and even rolled its eyes in a funny way, its tongue lolling out to one side, looking like a dead dog.

Yang Guang's entire face turned completely black.

Damn it!

This dog is even more professional than the old man who tries to scam people out of insurance!

But then he started calling himself "Master" again?

hum!

That despicable scoundrel, he really deserves a beating!

Without saying a word, Yang Guang pounced on him and gave him a good beating, and the sound of howling ghosts echoed throughout the entire mountain range.

Jia Youcai, who was waiting at the foot of the mountain, suddenly heard a wail and couldn't help but shudder.

Instead of feeling sorry for his pink memories, they looked up at the mountain and clicked their tongues in amazement: "Tsk tsk, looks like this fight went pretty badly?"

"Is it that intense?"

After receiving a severe beating, the simpleton immediately squatted down to one side, his body twitching.

She was still staring at Yang Guang with those wise, big, rolling eyes.

It looks like an emoji.

Thief!

Yang Guang felt completely refreshed and invigorated. Looking at this clueless idiot, he said, "Alright, you're coming to school with me tomorrow to freeload!"

These words were spoken.

The silly dog ​​on the ground instantly stopped crying as if it had been electrocuted, and even barked excitedly.

It then excitedly performed a Thomas Flair on the spot.

The four dog legs moved swiftly, circling Yang Guang frantically.

It kicked up a cloud of dust.

As he ran, he shouted in a thick Northeastern accent, "Oh my god, Dad Yang!"

"You really are my dad!"

"School is great!"

"The school cafeteria has all-you-can-eat meat!"

"Getting something for free makes me happy!"

"Who cares where they get it for free? Getting it for free is a win!"

For Er Lengzi...

As long as you don't have to pay for the food, every meal you eat is pure profit!

Chu Sheng stood beside him, his hands clasped together, his greasy, fat face full of emotion: "Amitabha, this dog benefactor's enlightenment even surpasses that of this humble monk."

"He is truly a role model for us freeloaders."

Yang Guang slapped Chu Sheng's bald head across the face: "You should shut up too!"

"Walk!"

Yang Guang put his hands back into the pockets of his faded sweatpants.

He strode towards the edge of the dirt road.

A few minutes later.

The old man's car, flashing a flamboyant pink light in the night, came into view.

Jia Youcai, that old man, was lying in the driver's seat.

Holding a thermos in his hand, he sipped goji berry water while swaying his head to the tunes playing on the car radio.

A fleeting glance.

I saw that Yang Guang and the others had returned.

Jia Youcai quickly put down his thermos, opened the car door, and went to greet him: "Hey brothers, you're finally back!"

Jia Youcai looked Yang Guang up and down, without even asking about the situation in the graveyard.

He went straight to the point: "Is everything taken care of?"

"Where do we go now?"

"Are you going home now?"

Before Yang Guang could reply.

Jia Youcai's gaze fell on Chu Sheng, who weighed 250 pounds, who was following behind.

The old face, over seventy years old, instantly wrinkled into a bitter gourd.

He leaned close to Yang Guang's ear and whispered, but Chu Sheng in the back row could definitely hear him clearly: "Brother, look at this in the middle of the night."

"My car is only good enough for elderly people to get around in."

How about this?

"I'll give this Master Chu a ride for a while, and when we get to where there are taxis up ahead, can he take a taxi home himself?"

"My little darling really can't take any more stress!"

Jia Youcai said.

He even touched his pink hood with a pained expression.

Yang Guang stared at him in astonishment.

He raised an eyebrow: "Who said we were going back?"

Jia Youcai was stunned: "Huh?"

"It's already past midnight, where are you going to eat barbecue if you're not going home?"

"But you can treat me if you want."

Yang Guang's eyes widened immediately, and he said in astonishment, "Are you dreaming?"

"You're the one who should be treating me. Alright, stop talking nonsense. You should know where the City God Temple is, right?"

Jia Youcai was stunned: "The City God Temple?"

"I know, I know."

Yang Guang waved his hand and said, "Take us there."

"what?"

Upon hearing this, Jia Youcai immediately became agitated.

He was heartbroken over his pink memories!

As a result, Yang Guang didn't go back in the middle of the night; instead, he ran towards the City God Temple!

Isn't this pure nonsense?

Jia Youcai waved his hands anxiously, "Brother, what are you going to the City God Temple for?"

"That place has been abandoned for over a decade!"

"There's not even any incense burning, and the paint on the front door has all peeled off."

"And look at the time of day, the yin energy is so heavy!"

"Should we go back?"

"another day!"

"How about I go with you to take a look another day?"

Yang Guang, hands in his pockets, stared at Jia Youcai and said in an impatient yet undeniable tone, "Let's go today!"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Jia Youcai immediately pouted.

My heart is filled with grievances.

His old face was so wrinkled it could trap a mosquito.

My poor pink memories!

You have to hang in there!

Once I start making money from Boss Chen with this kid, I'll definitely upgrade you!

We'll replace your suspension with the top-of-the-line model!

Jia Youcai sighed deeply and reluctantly opened the car door: "Fine, fine, you decide..."