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"This is an utter disgrace!"

"I will kill him!"

Quiet.

An utterly deathly silence.

Only the rustling sound of autumn wind sweeping through the leaves remains on the old street.

Yang Guang's mouth opened wider and wider, his eyes widening in disbelief.

It's one thing to poop in the wild, but to do it so precisely on the head of a female ghost?

What the hell!

Yang Guang looked at Wang Hao with admiration: "Squad leader, you're pretty good at having fun."

"He's always acting all high and mighty at school, so how come he can't even find a place to poop in the wilderness?"

"Does your butt have a GPS navigation system?"

"Why didn't you go to one of those many woods? Why did you have to go to that girl's grave and take your pants off?"

The red-haired henchman gaped, turned to Wang Hao, and exclaimed with admiration, "Holy crap, Brother Hao, you're so tough! You even dare to poop on a grave?"

Wang Hao's blood-covered face instantly turned purplish-red, and he angrily shouted, "You're talking nonsense!"

"When did I ever poop on a grave?"

"Stop spouting nonsense!"

Wang Hao roared at the top of his lungs, spittle flying everywhere.

They absolutely refused to admit it!

With so many people around, if he admits it, what will become of his image?

Yang Guang put his hands in his pockets and pouted, saying, "See, you still won't admit it."

"The victim has already come to your door, practically hanging themselves around your neck as a pendant. Do you think I'd be so bored as to make things up?"

Wang Hao's body suddenly shuddered.

Is anyone around?

That lunatic is still trying to scam him!

The incident of him sneaking out of his tent in the middle of the night to do his own business while camping in Xishan on the weekend was clearly something he did alone.

There wasn't a soul in sight!

How could a scavenger know so much?

Wang Hao used both his hands and feet to desperately shrink back.

The red-haired henchman swallowed hard, his legs trembling violently. "Brother Hao... is this kid possessed?"

"He's just sitting there talking to himself!"

"They also said you had something on your neck..."

Red Hair stared at Wang Hao's empty back, a chill running down his neck.

It's late at night.

How evil!

Yang Guang picked at his ear, blew on his fingertip, and said, "Since you don't admit it, then pretend I didn't say anything."

Completely ignoring Wang Hao on the ground, Yang Guang turned his head directly and aimed at the white female ghost behind Wang Hao.

"Little sister."

"What are you planning to do to him?"

Yang Guang slightly raised his chin and pointed at Wang Hao: "Kill him?"

These words were spoken.

The temperature on the old street plummeted.

On the leaves of the roadside green belt, the streetlights emitted a loud "buzzing" sound, indicating a short circuit.

The light flickered.

The female ghost's dead fish eyes, completely filled with white, were fixed on Wang Hao on the ground.

Large, dark red blood clots on her white dress writhed violently, and thick, black blood dripped onto the asphalt road. Black resentment surged wildly from her seven orifices, soaring straight into the sky!

"If I could, I really would like to kill him!"

"I'm going to tear him to pieces!"

"Smash every bone in his body, inch by inch!"

An ethereal female ghost echoed through the old street.

Except for Yang Guang.

The living people present couldn't hear it at all.

But that bone-chilling coldness truly seeped into every pore of everyone.

The red-haired boy was so cold he was jumping up and down, clutching his arms tightly, his teeth chattering.

"This is too weird, Brother Hao, should we leave?"

"I have a feeling this lunatic is acting strange!"

The group of blond-haired boys huddled together in fear, while the students who had been watching from the street corner had long since disappeared.

Wang Hao huddled on the ground, snot, tears, and blood mingling together.

This temperature drop is definitely not normal!

It's true that the prediction about him defecating in the wild came true!

Could it be that there really is something unseen on my back?

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A chill ran straight up to the top of his head.

Yang Guang shook his head, raised his right hand and waved it, saying, "No, no, that's not appropriate."

"If you just kill him, this deal will definitely be a loss."

"Think about it."

"Your life has been miserable enough."

"He didn't get to enjoy his prime years, and now he's dead and people are leaving him with a pile of shit."

"If you commit more murders for such trash, you'll have to bear the karmic burden when you go to the underworld."

"When the time comes, the judge will sweep his pen and throw you into the oil to fry you into a skewer."

"Then they will be sent to the eighteenth level of hell for labor reform for hundreds of years."

"Is it worth sacrificing your chance to be reborn into a better family for something like this?"

The female ghost's arms hung limply at her sides, her sharp black nails digging deep into her flesh, black blood gushing out from between her fingers.

He had nowhere to vent his resentment.

But facing Yang Guang, the oppressive aura emanating from the depths of her soul made her unable to muster even the slightest thought of resistance.

The female ghost lowered her head heavily, extremely obedient: "I will obey the Celestial Master."

Yang Guang was stunned. His eyes widened, and he jumped back half a step, looking at the female ghost with a surprised expression: "No."

Why did you listen to me?

"I didn't say anything."

Yang Guang spread his hands: "I'm just helping you analyze the cost-profit ratio."

"When did I say I wouldn't let you take revenge?"

The female ghost suddenly raised her head, bewildered and helpless: "But the Celestial Master..."

Yang Guang interrupted her, taking two steps closer: "There are many ways to take revenge in this world."

"Physical destruction is the most basic form of destruction."

"There are many ways to make him suffer more than death."

Yang Guang chuckled, revealing a set of bright white teeth: "For example, doesn't he like to poop in the wild?"

"Then let him have complete freedom to excrete."

"Let him experience the thrill of being about to shit himself, that's all."

"Remember this: dying is still dying!"

The female ghost was stunned for two seconds.

Then.

Two extremely bright green lights suddenly burst forth from the deathly white eyes.

excitement!

ecstasy!

The ultimate joy of finally getting revenge!

The female ghost immediately knelt down and nodded frantically at Yang Guang.

Yang Guang clapped his hands in satisfaction, pointed at Wang Hao on the ground, and began to plan the tactics: "Haven't you been hanging around his neck these past few days, absorbing his yang energy?"

"His yang energy is weak right now, so you can do whatever you want with him."

"Tomorrow morning, our school's sports meet will have its opening ceremony. There will be two or three thousand people crammed onto the playground. You can possess him."

"While the principal is speaking on stage."

"Make him urinate in his pants in front of the entire school, in front of the national flag!"

"And it has to be the rarest and loudest kind of diarrhea!"

"Play it loudly!"

"Get into rhythm!"

"I dragged him all the way back to the teaching building!"

"To make him a legend in the school's history, the most explosive achievement in the history of No. 3 Middle School!"

The female ghost knelt on the ground, trembling all over, her face filled with extreme excitement: "Thank you for your guidance, Celestial Master!"

"I promise I'll complete the mission!"

Wang Hao lay on the ground, completely oblivious to Yang Guang and the female ghost's scheme.

All I saw was Yang Guang gesturing wildly at the air.

He suddenly started laughing in an extremely lewd way.

That smile was more chilling than seeing a ghost in the middle of the night.

Wang Hao spoke haltingly.

"Yang...Yang Guang!"

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Stop playing tricks!"

Yang Guang's smile faded, and he turned to Wang Hao, saying with a smile, "Squad leader, you said you'd treat me to a big meal tonight."

"So even their hospitality is lacking? What's with lying on the ground?"

"I'm still hungry."

Yang Guang shrugged and said casually, "But I'm in a good mood today, so I'll take pity on you and let you off the hook."

"I'm really looking forward to your grand finale performance at tomorrow's sports meet!"

"Gagaga..."