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The pungent smell of gasoline instantly masked the extremely disgusting stench of the corpse, even penetrating the cracks in the coffin.

Boss Chen knelt by the pit, wiping away tears with utmost devotion: "Master, please burn it as you like, burn it thoroughly!"

Yang Guang threw the empty bucket away.

He climbed up the pit wall with remarkable ease.

He pulled out an extremely cheap plastic lighter from his pocket, lit a blank yellow talisman, and threw it down.

"boom!"

A violent explosion rang out.

A burst of flame shot up seven or eight meters high from the bottom of the pit!

The extremely high temperature even caused the moisture in the surrounding mud to evaporate with a hissing sound.

The three extremely hard pieces of blood-red ebony wood, soaked in gasoline and imbued with the corpse-suppressing talisman drawn by Yang Guang, were rapidly consumed by the flames.

In a sea of ​​fire.

A faint, extremely piercing crackling sound of wood popping could be heard.

And the extremely unpleasant acrid smell of burning corpses.

"Woof!"

Er Lengzi took two steps back with extreme disgust.

"My god, this smell is so strong! It's even worse than that lousy barbecue stall on the street corner!"

It turned its head to look at Yang Guang.

"Father Yang, is it all done?"

"I can't stand this awful place for another second, let's get back to town!"

"My incredibly luxurious, high-end spare ribs are still calling me!"

Yang Guang looked at the feng shui formation that had been completely engulfed by the fire with great satisfaction.

The three major obstacles on the dragon vein have now been completely removed.

"Alright."

Yang Guang clapped his hands casually, then turned to look at Boss Chen, whose face was streaked with tears: "Boss Chen, your three ancestors are finally free."

"Once the fire is out, find a small shovel, scoop up the ashes at the bottom of the pit, and buy three urns to put them in."

Hearing Yang Guang's extremely casual explanation...

Mr. Chen's face immediately fell.

He gripped Yang Guang's arm tightly, his expression more bitter than if he had eaten a pound of bitter herbs.

"No!"

"Master Yang!"

"That's not very polite of you!"

Boss Chen pointed excitedly at the raging inferno at the bottom of the pit: "You've gone all the way, you've gone all the way!"

"Since you've cleaned up my three ancestors so thoroughly, turning them into highly concentrated essences."

"I'll handle the disposal of the ashes myself, but Master, you need to find them a good new home!"

Yang Guang shook his arm with extreme disgust, forcefully swatting away Boss Chen's greasy, fat hands.

He rolled his eyes and put his hands in his pockets.

"Why don't you just go to the cemetery and buy a deluxe double package yourself?"

"Pay a few hundred yuan a year for management fees, and someone will even sweep your graves for you during holidays. It's so convenient to just move in with your bags!"

"Cemeteries are places for ordinary people!"

Boss Chen shook his head vigorously, looking at the bottom of the pit with extreme pain.

"These are three extremely powerful ancestors of mine, shouldn't we get them a prime location with feng shui, like a detached villa?"

"Master, you are a highly skilled person."

"You just said that once this matter is settled, you will help me solve the problems of my descendants!"

Boss Chen fawned over Yang Guang, rubbing his thick hands together and speaking in a low, urgent voice.

"Master Yang, please do me the trouble this time and help me find an extremely special feng shui site."

"My requirements aren't high."

"As for my fortune, it's fine if it's just so-so."

"I dare not boast about anything else right now, but the only thing I have left is money. No matter how much money I have, it's just a string of numbers in my bank account."

"I only have one obsession right now!"

"I wish for many descendants!"

"I want to have a big, healthy baby boy who can pull out my oxygen tube!"

Hearing Mr. Chen's extremely explosive statement.

Er Lengzi, who had just finished gnawing on a blade of grass, was so shocked that he spat out the grass root.

Those heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, stared wide-eyed.

I couldn't help but sigh inwardly.

What the hell!

The capitalists' thought processes are just different!

So poor that all they have left is money?

She actually hopes to have a son so he can remove his oxygen tube?

This request is even more bizarre than Xiao Heizi's unfortunately low IQ!

Yang Guang looked at Boss Chen, secretly overjoyed.

I'm not afraid of your requests.

I'm afraid you won't have any requirements!

Only if you ask for something will this young master's sickle cut with exceptional smoothness!

but.

As the last Celestial Master in the Dharma-ending Age, one must always maintain a certain air of superiority.

Especially after just losing an enormous amount of merit for nothing, it would be a shame not to make a killing off the money from the living today, given how incredibly unlucky they've been.

Yang Guang coughed lightly.

He deliberately feigned an extremely troubled expression and rubbed his temples with utter helplessness.

"Boss Chen."

"That's no problem. Having a boy isn't that difficult."

"But..."

Yang Guang deliberately dragged out the last syllable, and glanced at Jia Youcai beside him with an extremely discreet look.

This old swindler has been in the underworld for so long, his ability to read people and expressions is already at its peak.

Upon seeing Yang Guang's extremely subtle gaze...

Jia Youcai immediately understood and smoothly continued the conversation.

"Old Chen!"

"That's a very unprofessional way of putting it!"

Jia Youcai swaggered up to Boss Chen and sighed dramatically, "My brother is a true reclusive master!"

"They're usually incredibly elusive, their schedules are packed even more than those of top celebrities!"

Jia Youcai exaggeratedly stretched out his finger to make a gesture.

"you do not know."

"Before we even got here, Mr. Zhang, the real estate manager in the city, had already made dozens of urgent phone calls."

"That billionaire tycoon is currently sitting obediently at the villa's entrance, eagerly waiting for my brother to come and assess the feng shui!"

"The fact that you were able to take the time to make this trip to Shuitangba Village is entirely thanks to me, Daoist Master!"

Hearing Jia Youcai enthusiastically encouraging them from the sidelines.

Yang Guang silently gave this old swindler a thumbs up in his heart.

Yeah.

This is the rhythm!

Yang Guangshun resigned himself to his fate, shrugging helplessly.

"Boss Chen, you heard that too."

"It's not that I don't want to help, it's just that Mr. Zhang is pressuring me too much."

"Finding an auspicious burial site is an extremely demanding and technically demanding task, requiring one to locate the dragon vein and pinpoint the acupoint, as well as observe the stars and determine the pulse."

"I'm really out of energy right now."

Boss Chen is, after all, a seasoned veteran who has spent half his life navigating the business world.

How could he not understand such a simplistic game of feigned indifference?

What schedule is full?

Why is Mr. Zhang waiting at the door?

This is all just a prelude to paying more money!

Mr. Chen's mind is now filled with an extremely strong desire to have a child.

Let alone adding money.

Even if you asked him to give up his shares right now, he wouldn't even flinch!

As long as I can have a son to carry on the family line.

Money is nothing!