He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Yang Guang's lips twitched violently, and he waved his hand with utter exhaustion.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

"Stop howling, fat man!"

Yang Guang walked over and turned on the Bluetooth speaker.

The hall fell silent instantly.

Chu Sheng wiped the sweat from his bald head, still feeling quite unsatisfied: "Amitabha, Brother Guang, how come you're back so soon?"

"This humble monk has only just finished warming up."

"Have all potential hazards in the surrounding area been identified?"

Jia Youcai quickly joined in: "Brother, all done?"

"I told you, with you in charge, all those demons and monsters would be a piece of cake!"

Yang Guang said speechlessly, "Don't even mention it!"

"They got away!"

Yang Guang waved his hand dismissively: "But at least the filth in this sanatorium has been cleaned up."

"Rich lady, the troubles with this junior streamer in your company are completely resolved."

"Remember to settle the final payment!"

Even when he was in a terrible mood, Yang Guang's extremely greedy nature would never make him forget the final payment that he hadn't received yet.

Donut is currently watching the live stream's backend show that the amount of tips has soared to six figures.

Their eyes are almost shaped like RMB banknotes.

"Don't worry, Master Yang!"

The final payment will be transferred to your account immediately!

"Also, regarding tonight's live stream donations, we agreed on a 50/50 split, and I won't shortchange you a single penny!"

The way Donut looked at Yang Guang was as if she were looking at a glittering God of Wealth.

With Yang Guang and this top-notch team around, she can be considered a legend tonight!

This viewership completely surpasses all other ghost-hunting streamers on the entire internet!

They said they would split the tips 50/50.

Yang Guang's originally extremely gloomy face instantly changed like a Sichuan opera face-changing act.

An extremely bright smile immediately filled his cheeks.

Hehehe!

"That's more like it!"

"Talking about money can damage relationships; we call this a win-win cooperation!"

"Let's go, let's go!"

"I don't want to stay in this awful place for even a minute longer!"

Yang Guang waved his hand with great enthusiasm: "We've had a huge harvest tonight! When we get back, I'll treat everyone to barbecue!"

Er Lengzi, who had been frantically rubbing his nose, suddenly stopped when he heard the word "eat".

His heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, lit up instantly!

"Woof!"

When Yang Guang said he was going to treat everyone to barbecue, Jiang Siyu, Jia Youcai, and the others all looked at him in astonishment.

Is this miserly guy planning to pluck his feathers again today?

however.

Just then, Yang Guang chuckled and said, "Of course."

"My treat, Lao Jia's paying!"

"???"

Upon hearing this, Jia Youcai nearly burst out laughing.

It had to be you, as expected!

That's more like it.

But you're a real dog too!

With two rich women around, are you bullying an old man?

Yang Guang saw that Jia Youcai's old face was wrinkled like a bitter gourd, but he didn't feel estranged.

He reached out familiarly and put his arm around Jia Youcai's thin shoulder.

The two of them were in their seventies or eighties, wearing tattered Taoist robes covered in patches.

He was only eighteen or nineteen years old, wearing a faded and tattered tracksuit.

The two of them together looked like best buddies.

The imagery is simply outrageous.

Yang Guang looked at Jia Youcai with a smirk, his smile smug and sly: "Old Jia, this is what we call revolutionary friendship."

"We'll see."

"Don't be so stingy!"

"You spent the whole night relaxing in the back, not lifting a finger, but at least you got a hefty 20,000 yuan in platform fees!"

"You take 20,000."

"Trying to treat us to a barbecue isn't too much to ask, is it?"

As Jia Youcai listened to Yang Guang's nonsensical and fallacious arguments, the corners of his mouth twitched wildly.

Not excessive?

That's absolutely outrageous!

I haven't even had a chance to warm up my 20,000 yuan yet!

He had witnessed the whole scene of the big dog eating the ghost.

That size!

That appetite!

If they eat as much as they want, wouldn't one barbecue meal cost him half a month's living expenses?

But Jia Youcai changed his mind.

This kid can even beat a ruthless and evil Southeast Asian cultivator like Taigu to a pulp, and this dog even chews on top-grade Kumanthong (a type of Thai spirit doll) like a snack.

This is definitely a golden opportunity!

Consider paying a little money as protection money!

As long as I cling to this powerful figure, I can easily get any exorcism or ghost-catching jobs in the future. I'll just stand aside, let this kid do the work, and all I have to do is collect the money.

Wouldn't they make a fortune?

Jia Youcai frantically tried to mentally prepare himself, and finally forced out a smile that looked worse than a grimace, and reluctantly accepted it.

"OK!"

"I've really gone all out today!"

"Let's go, let's go."

"There's a Fatty's BBQ place in the east of the city; the taste is absolutely authentic. Today, it's on me!"

"Enough for everyone!"

Yang Guang patted Jia Youcai on the shoulder with great satisfaction: "That's right, you've broadened your horizons!"

"Rich lady, Sweetie, let's go!"

After half an hour.

Fatty's Barbecue Stall in the East of the City.

There aren't many people at the barbecue stalls in the early morning.

When their large group walked over, the barbecue stall owner was dumbfounded.

A poor student whose clothes had turned white from washing, a fat monk weighing 250 pounds, and an old Taoist priest with a sage-like appearance but extremely lewd eyes.

There are also two beautiful women who look like big stars!

Finally, they also led a husky with heterochromatic eyes, wearing a bright red cheongsam and vest, with extremely wise eyes and drool dripping all over the ground!

What kind of incredible combination is this?

Is the film crew here for a late-night snack after wrapping up work?

The group found a large round table and sat down.

Jia Youcai picked up the menu with great reluctance, just about to order a few vegetarian dishes to make do.

Er Lengzi pounced on the table, placing his two front paws directly on the large kidney on the menu, barking incessantly.

How could Yang Guang not understand it?

He immediately said, "Boss, give me fifty large kidneys to whet my throat first."

That shout came out.

This caused Jia Youcai's face to twitch several times.

He stared wide-eyed at Er Lengzi in horror.

"Holy crap!"

"You're so young, can you really eat that much?"

"Can you handle it?"

Yang Guang glared at him: "Nonsense!"

"Can't I take some supplements beforehand?"

Chu Sheng, who was standing next to him, also came over, carrying his large porcelain cup.

"Amitabha."

"Boss, give me two hundred skewers of grilled chives, fifty large oysters, and plenty of minced garlic!"

"Also, bring two more bottles of chilled, deadly Urumqi beer!"

The barbecue stall owner was bewildered again.

He glanced at Chu Sheng's bald head, then at the monk's robe he was wearing.

"Master, your family..."

"Eating all this fresh seafood and drinking alcohol?"

"Isn't this breaking the precepts?"

Chu Sheng solemnly clasped his hands together and said, "You are mistaken, benefactor."

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but Buddha remains in the heart."

"This humble monk is using cyber Buddhist teachings to physically deliver these oysters and chives to the afterlife, so that they may soon attain bliss within this humble monk's stomach."

"This is called immeasurable merit."

The boss's mouth twitched violently.

Is this what they call immeasurable merit?

This is what you call breaking a precept with a clear conscience!