He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Done.

With a flick of his sleeve, Jia Youcai turned and left with an extremely dashing air.

Yang Guang and his two companions were left looking at each other in bewilderment.

"Amitabha."

"Old Jia's aesthetic sense is indeed beyond the comprehension of ordinary people."

"Woof!"

Er Lengzi rolled his eyes in disdain.

Yang Guang glanced at the time on his phone: "Alright, alright, forget about that old charlatan."

"It's exactly 11:30 now."

"School hasn't let out yet."

"Let's hurry!"

"If you go too late, those animals will have already snatched all the good food!"

Yang Guang waved his hand and led Chu Sheng and Er Lengzi directly towards the school.

As soon as he entered the school, Chu Sheng started muttering.

"Yesterday, this humble monk burned an enormous amount of calories while performing a physical ritual to deliver that old bald monk and his little devil from the dead."

"The grilled oysters and chives we had for dinner were all gone when I went to the bathroom just now."

"This humble monk is so hungry that he could devour an entire cow."

"Woof woof!"

Listening to the complaints from the man and the dog, Yang Guang said irritably, "You two still have the nerve to say that?"

"You guys ate more than pigs last night!"

Although he was cursing and swearing, Yang Guang's stomach also rumbled loudly, much to his dismay.

Grandpa's.

He was actually hungry too.

The last Celestial Master's fights were very physically and spiritually taxing!

How can I recover if I don't eat more?

Because the fourth period of the morning class had not yet ended.

The entire campus was very quiet.

Occasionally, you can hear lectures coming from the teaching building.

Yang Guang didn't even bother going back to the classroom. He took Chu Sheng and Er Lengzi and swaggered headed straight for the cafeteria in an extremely arrogant manner.

Before I even reached the cafeteria entrance, an extremely rich aroma of food wafted out.

The moment Er Lengzi smelled this scent, his heterochromatic eyes—one gold and one blue—instantly turned green!

Saliva dripped down the dog's mouth with a "splashing" sound.

Yang Guang slapped the simpleton on the forehead: "Show some backbone!"

"Could you please act a little more refined? Don't look like you haven't eaten in eight lifetimes!"

Chu Sheng solemnly clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha."

"Don't worry, Brother Guang, monks are very particular about their table manners."

A man, a dog, and a monk stepped into the cafeteria.

At this time, the cafeteria was completely empty, not a soul in sight.

Only the elderly women at the food serving window were placing bowls of freshly cooked, steaming hot food on the counter.

Braised lion's head meatballs, sweet and sour pork, Mapo tofu, twice-cooked pork...

They were lined up in a long, neat row.

The middle-aged woman who had been "electrified" by Chu Sheng earlier was stirring the braised pork in a pot with a large iron ladle.

I looked up.

Just then, they spotted Yang Guang and his extremely familiar "three gluttons"!

The woman's hand jerked violently, and the large iron ladle almost fell into the basin.

What the hell!

Why are these three starving ghosts here again?

Especially when the older woman saw Chu Sheng's 250-pound mountain of flesh, her previously calm heartbeat instantly accelerated uncontrollably.

"Oh, young masters, why are you here so early today?"

"get out of class isn't over yet."

The middle-aged woman laughed so hard she was shaking, her eyes practically glued to Chu Sheng.

Chu Sheng, that fat guy, is shameless.

He leaned forward directly, clasped his hands together, and said in an extremely loud voice, "Female Bodhisattva."

"This humble monk has been practicing extremely diligently today. The Buddha appeared to me in a dream, telling me to come and accumulate good karma as soon as possible."

"I wonder if this good karma has ripened yet?"

The woman was overjoyed to be called a "female bodhisattva" and nodded repeatedly, "It's ready, it's ready!"

"They're all fresh out of the oven!"

Yang Guang watched the two exchanging glances that defied societal norms and got goosebumps all over his body.

"Alright, alright."

"Stop acting crazy here."

Yang Guang skillfully pulled out the "unlimited meal card" given to him by the principal from his pocket and slammed it onto the glass table with a domineering "smack".

"Auntie!"

"Hurry up and get the food, I'm really hungry."

The old woman rolled her eyes, but out of respect for Chu Sheng, she still picked up the large iron ladle.

This is the middle-aged woman serving food to Yang Guang.

The iron spoon was jostling around like it was having a Parkinson's attack.

Just as a piece of twice-cooked pork was about to be placed on the plate, she shook it off three times, and in the end, all that fell onto the plate were scallions and garlic sprouts!

Yang Guang's face darkened when he saw the two pitiful pieces of meat on the plate.

"Auntie!"

"Did you learn this skill from a sewing machine?"

"Your shaking is so rhythmic!"

The older woman glared at him defiantly: "What do you know? Eating too much meat is bad for your health. Eat more vegetables to get your vitamins!"

Yang Guangqi knot.

But when the older woman turned around to serve food to Chu Sheng...

Good guy!

They're completely two-faced!

The large iron ladle was as steady as a rock, and it plunged directly into the basin, filling the ladle with solid chunks of meat!

"Little master, eat more."

"Look at your size, you must have done a lot of hard work."

The older woman piled a small mountain of food onto Chu Sheng's plate with great affection.

They even specially selected the two largest and roundest braised lion's head meatballs to place on top.

Chu Sheng clasped his hands together and smiled like Maitreya Buddha: "Thank you, Bodhisattva. May you have a peaceful life."

Yang Guang, watching from the side, was so angry he almost ground his teeth to powder.

Holy crap!

"Your favoritism is outrageous!"

The older woman didn't even glance at Yang Guang, instead looking down at Er Lengzi squatting on the ground: "Oh dear, is the little puppy hungry too?"

The woman deftly pulled a stainless steel basin, larger than a washbasin, from under the counter.

It's just a big spoonful of braised pork.

They even thoughtfully poured two spoonfuls of rich meat broth on top!

"Woof!"

Er Lengzi was so happy he almost wagged his tail off, and he barked obsequiously at the old lady.

I couldn't wait to dive headfirst into the stainless steel basin.

Yang Guang completely broke down.

He held his plate of twice-cooked pork, which was covered with scallions and garlic sprouts, and looked up at the sky in utter despair.

"I'm living worse than a dog!"

"What's wrong with this world?!"

"Is there no law or order in this cafeteria?!"

Chu Sheng, carrying his "mountain of flesh" tray, walked past Yang Guang with an extremely smug expression: "Brother Guang, this is what you call the charm of Buddhism."

"Your skeletal frame isn't suited for this kind of treatment."

The three people and the dog brazenly occupied the largest table in the center of the cafeteria.

They started a frenzied sweep.

Although Yang Guang was furious, he couldn't care less about anything else because of his hunger.

He snatched a braised lion's head from Chu Sheng's plate and stuffed it into his mouth.

Holy crap!

"You fatso, you're still hoarding your food?"

"Brother Guang, that was specially chosen for this humble monk by the female bodhisattva!"

"Get lost!"

"I paid for it, so what's wrong with eating your lion's head meatball?"

Upon hearing this, Chu Sheng stared at Yang Guang with a bewildered expression.

Isn't this meal card the principal's?

How can you be so shameless?

Although that's what she thought, Yang Guang ultimately managed to snatch the lion's head.

at last.

The two people and their dog, having eaten and drunk their fill, sat unceremoniously in the cafeteria, rubbing their bellies and burping. But just then, Yang Guang's phone suddenly rang...