He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Yang Guang glared at him and snapped, "Stop talking nonsense!"

"You're supposed to be a monk, after all!"

"Monks and nuns believe in detachment from worldly desires and remaining untouched by worldly dust!"

"How can you value these mundane things?"

"If your master, Master Huineng, knew that you were arguing with me over a few dozen yuan, he would be so angry that he would jump out and smash the skull of your unworthy disciple with his wooden fish!"

Yang Guang stood with his hands on his hips, looking utterly heartbroken: "And you call yourself the last disciple of a high-ranking Buddhist monk!"

"He's utterly a disgrace to Buddhism!"

Chu Sheng felt somewhat guilty after hearing Yang Guang's righteous words.

He lowered his head, twisting two fingers together, but his chubby face was full of resentment.

He muttered under his breath, "Brother Guang, you're wrong about that."

"I've already left the monastic life."

"My master said that I am a lay disciple."

"Since you are a lay disciple, then I am just a layman myself."

"It's only natural for ordinary people to love money!"

"Besides, even Buddha needs donations to have his statue gilded, doesn't he?"

Yang Guang was so angry at this absurd reasoning that he almost laughed.

Good guy!

This fat monk is not only good at fighting, but his verbal skills have also improved!

How come I never noticed before that this thing had these two faces?

Yang Guang sneered and sized Chu Sheng up and down: "Oh?"

"You actually have a point!"

"Your master entrusted you to me just so you could come and ask me for money?"

Er Lengzi was squatting nearby. Upon hearing this, the man with the golden and blue heterochromatic eyes rolled his eyes.

"Woof!"

Although Er Lengzi couldn't speak like a human being in front of outsiders, even Lin Yue could hear the contempt in his bark.

The meaning is quite obvious.

If you're stingy, just say so. Why bother with all this high-sounding principles?

Lin Yue and several criminal police officers were cleaning up the scene nearby. They all tried hard to suppress their laughter when they heard Yang Guang and Chu Sheng's conversation.

These two together are practically a free comedy show!

Lin Yue shook her head, pretending not to hear, and turned to have someone report to her.

Meanwhile, Yang Guang looked at Chu Sheng's pitiful appearance, yet he stubbornly refused to withdraw his hand.

Finally, he let out a long sigh, looking as if he had made a huge sacrifice: "Fine, fine!"

"Who can blame me when I'm kind-hearted and generous?"

"Since you really put in a lot of effort in the fight today, you're welcome to participate whenever there's work to be done."

"Is fifty yuan enough for me each time?"

These words were spoken.

Chu Sheng's chubby face instantly lit up with a smile!

Although it's only fifty yuan, every little bit counts!

He has never forgotten his dream.

You must buy a bigger car, otherwise his bulky body will feel quite cramped every time he goes out.

Chu Sheng nodded excitedly, his fat jiggling as he did so.

He put his hands together in prayer and loudly recited a Buddhist mantra.

"Amitabha!"

"Brother Guang is so righteous!"

"Brother Guang is generous!"

Don't worry!

"From now on, if there's any work like this, I'll definitely be the first to rush in. I guarantee I can hit it exactly where I point it with the large porcelain cup!"

"If you tell me to go east, I'll never go west!"

however.

Just as Chu Sheng was so happy he was almost out of his mind.

Yang Guang suddenly extended a finger, quietly interrupting him.

"etc!"

"Don't be so happy yet."

Yang Guang's lips curled into a smile that resembled that of a shrewd businessman, and his eyes gleamed with calculation: "I can give you the money, but we need to do some accounting first."

Chu Sheng was taken aback, his smile freezing on his face: "Settle... settle what accounts?"

Yang Guang took out his phone, opened the notes app, and began typing skillfully: "You said you were going back, and I gave you several thousand yuan for the fare, right?"

"Even close brothers should keep clear accounts!"

Yang Guang looked up and raised an eyebrow at Chu Sheng: "Since you want to talk to me about salary, shouldn't you pay back the money you owe me first?"

Chu Sheng stared wide-eyed at Yang Guang in disbelief.

Holy crap?

How could I have forgotten about this?

But Yang Guang's memory is really good, how could he find this?

Yang Guang chuckled and said, "You'll have to work for me for free at least a few dozen more times before you can pay off this debt."

"Consider the fifty yuan of wages you earned before this as payment for the debt!"

Chu Sheng's mouth dropped open, his jaw almost falling to the ground.

His 250-pound mountain of flesh stood frozen in place, as if he had been struck directly on the top of his head by a bolt of lightning!

What is that?

Dozens of free labor services?

What kind of slave owner's statement is this?!

"No...no way!"

Chu Sheng screamed in agony, his voice echoing across the empty ruins: "Brother Guang, are you kidding me?!"

Even Zhou Bapi isn't as black-skinned as you!

"This humble monk protests!"

Yang Guang retorted without hesitation, "Protest denied!"

"I'm only agreeing to give you fifty yuan a time because of your master."

"If you don't do it, you'd better spit out everything you've eaten or used from me right now!"

Chu Sheng wanted to cry but had no tears.

What the hell is this?!

All I wanted was to earn enough money to buy a pair of floral underwear, but not only did I not receive a single penny in cash, I was also inexplicably burdened with dozens of free contracts of servitude!

You really shouldn't try to take advantage of a penny-pincher!

Seeing Chu Sheng's utterly hopeless expression, Er Lengzi rolled on the ground without any attempt to hide it.

"Woof!"

Er Lengzi's shouts were full of schadenfreude.

Should!

You fat monk, you're so greedy!

Even I, Dog Grandpa, know that you can't get anything out of this tightwad, yet you still dare to try and pluck his feathers.

Now it's all right, isn't it?

She even wore her underwear inside!

Lin Yue, who was hearing the commotion from a distance, was also shocked by Yang Guang's shameless actions.

She shook her head and said to an old detective next to her, "It's a real waste of Yang Guang's talent that he's not a pyramid scheme leader."

Yang Guang patted Chu Sheng's broad shoulder and comforted him earnestly, "Alright, Fatty, stop looking so sad."

"Once you finish these dozens of jobs, won't you be free?"

"At worst, I'll treat you to dinner when I go back tonight... I'll treat you to two extra steamed buns at the cafeteria!"

Chu Sheng clasped his hands together, his voice trembling with tears, and said, "Amitabha."

"Brother Guang, I now truly understand what it means to have an endless sea of ​​suffering."

"The longest road I've ever walked in my life is the road of your schemes."

Yang Guang nodded in satisfaction.

That settles it.

They didn't have to pay him anything, and they got a high-level thug for free.

This is true cost-saving and revenue-saving!

Lin Yue stood to the side, listening to the two of them talking more and more outrageous.

My head is covered in black lines.

She simply couldn't stand it anymore.

What kind of time is this? At the scene of a murder, you still have the mood to discuss a fifty-dollar service fee?

"Alright, alright."

Lin Yue strode over and rudely interrupted Yang Guang and Chu Sheng's "friendly negotiation".

"Stop fooling around, you two, let's get down to business!"