He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

"Finally, I learned from the other wandering spirits that there was a funeral parlor in the old town."

"I ran over, only to find the gate locked."

"I waited in this area for a full half month. The golden light of that Buddha amulet was too strong, and I dared not get close to Zhang Xu again. I wanted to find an opportunity to absorb the yang energy of living people to strengthen my own yin energy."

"Last weekend, that Wang Hao actually came to my grave and defecated there!"

"I'm furious!"

"I'll just straddle his neck and suck him dry!"

Upon hearing this, Yang Guang's cheeks twitched violently twice.

Wang Hao's luck has really run out this time.

Not only did it accurately step on landmines, but it also gloriously became a monster for the female ghost to gain experience.

Yang Guang waved his hand, then casually put his hands into his faded trouser pockets: "Every wrong has its perpetrator, and every debt its debtor."

"That idiot Wang Hao may have defecated in the wild, but he doesn't deserve to die."

"Let him make a fool of himself in front of the whole school tomorrow, that'll be enough to make him suffer."

"As for that Zhang Xu..."

Yang Guang slightly raised his chin, exuding a cold, aggressive aura: "This job, I'll take it!"

"Isn't it just a broken Buddha amulet?"

"That depends on whether I, the Taoist priest, agree!"

Overjoyed, Lin Ran kowtowed again, saying, "Thank you so much, Celestial Master!"

"If you can kill him, I'll immediately process your reincarnation!"

Yang Guang waved his hand: "Don't thank me yet."

"This needs to be done in two steps."

Yang Guang pulled out a secondhand phone with three cracks on the screen from his pocket.

"Tell me where you're buried first, and I'll have the police dig you up. Then I'll find you a proper place to be buried."

"and."

"Shouldn't you also give your family an explanation?"

Lin Ran answered without hesitation: "On the south slope of West Mountain, there are three withered, crooked trees."

"Dig down two meters directly below the middle tree."

Yang Guang nodded, quickly typed the message on his phone, edited it into a short message, and sent it to Zhao Gang.

Yang Guang put his phone back in his pocket: "Done."

"Just now, the criminal investigation captain at the station begged me to help him find a missing person. If the police dig up a body, it's only natural that a case can be opened for investigation."

"Those beasts, Zhang Xu, won't escape the punishment of the law."

Lin Ran was stunned, and asked hesitantly, "Master, should we just call the police?"

"What if his family pays money to bail him out..."

Yang Guang immediately interrupted her: "What's the rush?"

"Legal sanctions are for the living; settlements in the underworld are my business."

Yang Guang took a big step forward and stood in front of Lin Ran: "Letting him get a bullet in comfort is letting him off easy."

"I want to break his reliance first, and let him watch helplessly as he walks step by step toward despair."

I assure you.

"He's going to die a horrible death!"

Yang Guang turned around, pulled a tattered canvas bag from under the octagonal table, and stuffed several yellow talismans and a bottle of cinnabar into the bag.

"It's getting late."

"I'm going to see Wang Hao's amazing diarrhea performance tomorrow."

"You should also put away your resentment, lest you disturb other wandering spirits passing by in this courtyard."

Yang Guang picked up his canvas bag, walked to the courtyard gate, and blew out the two white lanterns in one breath.

Then he reached out and pulled off the red cloth from the stone unicorn's head.

He turned to look at Lin Ran and said, "Let's go, little sister."

"Let's go to your burial site first to check the scene."

"We'll talk after we get you out of there!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Ran immediately kowtowed three times heavily on the blue bricks in the courtyard.

Black blood splattered on the ground, leaving a stain.

Yang Guang didn't waste any words.

He reached into the worn canvas bag and pulled out a bright yellow talisman.

He put his index and middle fingers together, held the talisman paper, and casually twirled it in mid-air.

"receive!"

The cinnabar on the talisman instantly burst into a blinding red light.

Lin Ran's translucent body shrank into a ball of black mist and rushed straight towards the talisman, instantly disappearing into it.

Yang Guang held the talisman in his hand, his fingers flying as he quickly folded it into a standard triangular pouch, then casually stuffed it into the pocket of his sweatpants.

Just as he was patting his pockets, preparing to close the door and leave...

At the end of the old street, two extremely dazzling white headlights swept directly towards us.

The beam of light shone directly on the mottled door of the Office of the Reincarnation.

A white and blue police car screeched against the speed bumps on the ground with its tires, making an extremely grating rubber screech, before coming to a steady stop outside the agency's gate.

Yang Guang raised his right hand and used the back of his hand to block the bright light from his eyes.

The car window slowly rolled down.

Lin Yue sat in the driver's seat.

The woman was still wearing that crisp police uniform.

The dark blue shirt was pulled diagonally by the seatbelt, forcibly stretching the serious uniform into a magnificent curve that was extremely ergonomically incompatible with human beings.

The buttons were taut, creating a sense of impending crisis, as if the plane was about to launch itself.

Yang Guang's greedy eyes lit up instantly.

There's a free shuttle bus service when I go out to run errands late at night, and the driver is a stunningly beautiful woman.

Even the King of Hell would give this treatment a thumbs up.

Without any hesitation, he strode down the steps.

He reached out and opened the passenger door, then wriggled his way in and sat down.

He casually pulled on the seatbelt.

All in one go.

Yang Guang immediately greeted her: "Hello, policewoman."

"I didn't expect it to be you picking me up."

"Old Zhao is a real friend."

Lin Yue turned her head, her handsome face displaying a complex expression as she asked, "Yang Guang, do you really know where she is?"

"Tell me honestly, is it true, or are you just making this up?"

"Our director has been alarmed by the pledge made by Captain Zhao, and now the entire Major Crimes Unit is on standby there."

"Making a false police report results in a massive waste of police resources; that's enough to get you in jail for half a month!"

Yang Guang rolled his eyes dramatically, spread his hands in front of his chest, shrugged, and said, "Officer, what are you worried about?"

"Now that Captain Zhao has already led his men to dig, won't it be clear whether it's true or not with just one shovelful?"

"Why would I lie to you?"

"Are you after the free steamed buns in your detention center?"

Lin Yue choked, her chest heaving violently.

The shirt buttons made a crisp "snap".

She gritted her teeth and slammed her right foot down on the accelerator.

The police car roared to life and sped off, heading straight for Xishan.

Xishan is located several dozen kilometers away from the old city.

This place is completely devoid of the hustle and bustle of the city, with only wild grass and mixed forests covering the mountains.

You can't even see a shadow of a person normally.

The southern slope of Xishan at this time.

A large number of police officers have completely cordoned off the area.

The yellow and black striped warning tape stretched for hundreds of meters, and four high-powered diesel searchlights were mounted high up.

The pale beams of light intertwined, illuminating half the hillside.

At the center of the beam of light were the three completely withered, crooked-necked trees.

The scene was extremely noisy.

The roar of the diesel generator, the scraping of shovels, heavy breathing, and the low grumbling of the police officers mingled together.

Because it was uncertain whether there were any remains of the victims underground, the police dared not use heavy machinery to forcibly excavate.

The only way to remove the soil layers is by manual labor, bit by bit.

The police car came to a stop on the dirt road at the foot of the hill.

Yang Guang pushed open the car door and jumped out. A mountain breeze swept by, and the temperature was still quite low.

Yang Guang shivered from the cold and instinctively put his hands into the pockets of his faded school uniform.

"Be careful, everyone, and make sure to preserve the evidence at the scene!"

Zhao Gang's hoarse voice roared incessantly on the hillside.

He stood at the edge of the downward-sloping pit, holding a powerful flashlight and shining it down into the pit.

He had long since thrown his casual jacket aside, and was covered in sweat.

The immense pressure put him in a state of extreme excitement and agitation.

Lin Yue walked up to Zhao Gang and said loudly, "Team Leader Zhao, I've brought the person."