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Chapter 280 Think it through before answering
The female ghost couldn't believe her ears.
When people in the Taoist sect encounter a vengeful ghost, they always strive to eradicate it completely, destroying its soul and spirit.
What's more, he had just brought his son along and had been brutally beating this Taoist priest for over ten minutes.
If it were any other Taoist priest, they would have burned them to ashes long ago!
Yang Guang clicked his tongue impatiently: "What's wrong?"
"Your ears have a problem too?"
"You'll only be happy if I completely obliterate you, leaving not a trace, right?"
"Is it really that hard to be a good person these days?"
At this moment, Chu Sheng, who was standing nearby, came over and tossed the large porcelain cup in his hand a couple of times.
"Amitabha!"
"This lady, although my brother Guang is a bit stingy, his professional skills are absolutely top-notch."
"If he says he can get you down, then he definitely can."
"Why aren't you kowtowing and expressing your gratitude?"
The female ghost hesitated for a moment, then tightly protected the little ghost in her arms, asking warily, "You...don't want us to be completely destroyed?"
"nonsense!"
Yang Guang glared at him and yelled, "Do you think I'm free?!"
"If I beat you to a pulp, will I get a single penny's commission?"
"The purpose of our Rebirth Service Center is to help ghosts find peace, not to carry out massacres!"
Yang Guang held up two fingers and rubbed them together with practiced ease: "However, the rules still need to be followed."
"I never work for free when I take a job."
"I'll give you a discount since you're mother and son."
"You two gave me two ghost teeth and twenty drops of ghost tears as payment."
"You get what you pay for, no cheating, young or old!"
Upon hearing Yang Guang's words, both the female ghost and the little ghost huddled in her arms were stunned.
Is this over?
Not only will they not be beaten to a pulp, but with just two teeth and twenty tears, they can be sent to their next life.
Is this Taoist priest unconventional, or is he genuinely planning to do charity?
The female ghost stared at Yang Guang in disbelief, unable to react for a moment.
Yang Guang raised an eyebrow, pulled a pair of rusty pliers from his pocket, and waved them around: "What?"
"You think my prices are too high?"
"How about I provide you with a one-stop service, a physical ritual to send you straight to the Western Paradise?"
Chu Sheng, standing beside him, readily stepped forward, weighed the large porcelain cup in his hand, and grinned, saying, "Amitabha, this humble monk can also add a few hours to this ritual implement for free."
"Woof!"
Er Lengzi bared his teeth and scratched the ground twice with his paws.
They looked ready to start the feast at any moment.
The female ghost was terrified; these people were even more ruthless than ghosts!
Without a second thought, she grabbed the little devil and knelt down in front of Yang Guang without hesitation.
The two ghosts, one big and one small, kowtowed three times to Yang Guang.
Although he was a ghost, his three kowtows were sincere.
The yin energy on the ground was dispersed by the impact.
The female ghost raised her head, her once scarlet and venomous eyes now filled with gratitude: "Thank you for your great kindness, Celestial Master!"
She immediately reached into her mouth and forcefully broke off a black, gleaming ghost tooth.
Then he bent down and coaxed the little devil.
The little devil was obedient, opening his mouth with a wronged expression, and using his little hands full of sharp claws to break off a broken tooth.
As their teeth fell out, tears began to stream down the corners of the two ghosts' eyes.
Yang Guang reacted quickly, grabbing the jade bottle and rushing forward to catch it.
"Hey, hey, don't spill it outside! That's money!"
Yang Guang, his face full of greed, carefully sealed the jade bottle filled with twenty drops of ghost tears, and stuffed it into his pocket along with the two ghost teeth.
This brings in another 200,000.
Beautiful!
Yang Guang's mood instantly improved.
He waved his hand: "Alright, the money and goods are settled. I'll draw a talisman and send you down now."
Just as Yang Guang was about to take out his cinnabar pen, the female ghost suddenly took half a step forward and looked at Yang Guang expectantly, saying, "Master, I have a small wish. I wonder if you can grant it."
"I...I just want to ask...can I still be his mother in the next life?"
Upon hearing this...
Yang Guang looked at her with a serious expression.
The air around them seemed to freeze for a moment because of Yang Guang's serious expression.
He Qiang, holding the broken fishing rod behind him, muttered under his breath, "A mother's heart is full of love and compassion."
Yang Guang put his hands in his pockets, stared at the mother and son, and said in a deep voice, "Although you and your son died tragically back then and were sealed and imprisoned in this wretched place for many years, you have accumulated a lot of resentment."
"but!"
"You have never harmed a single innocent person over the years, and you have no blood on your hands."
"For this reason alone, I can plead with the underworld on your behalf."
"Because of my status as the current head of the Office of the Reincarnated Persons, I'll let you use the VIP fast track after you go down."
"No need to wait in line, just proceed directly to reincarnation."
The female ghost's eyes lit up when she heard this.
But Yang Guang changed the subject: "If you want to be his mother again in your next life, it's not impossible."
"But you need to understand, you have to be reincarnated first, while he has to wait at least twenty years on the Bridge of Helplessness in the underworld."
"That's not a fun place down there."
"There are plenty of wandering ghosts and spirits."
"You've been waiting for over twenty years. Think carefully before you answer!"
Upon hearing this...
The female ghost was stunned. She looked down at the pitiful little ghost in her arms.
Yes.
If we wait more than 20 years, what if this child is bullied again in the underworld?
The female ghost immediately shook her head violently and said urgently, "Master, then let's not be mother and child!"
"Let's be siblings!"
"I'm so incompetent in this life. I failed to protect him and let him suffer so much inhuman torment because of me."
"I want to be his older sister in my next life!"
"I want to be born before him, I want to grow up quickly, I want to take care of him for the rest of my life, and I will never let him suffer even the slightest injustice again!"
These words were spoken with great conviction, carrying an indescribable obsession.
Even the little ghost nestled in her arms understood his mother's words, tightly hugging the female ghost's neck and letting out a tearful "Ya-yi".
The eyes of the veteran detectives on the perimeter instantly reddened.
A mother's love in this world, whether from a human or a ghost, is equally heart-wrenching.
Yang Guang was slightly taken aback upon hearing this.
He looked at the mother and son, a complex emotion flashing in his eyes.
Look at them!
Then look at your old man!
Hey……
Let's not talk about it!
This emotion was quickly masked by his carefree expression.
"OK."
Yang Guang nodded: "This is acceptable."
"At worst, I'll just write a note to the judge and arrange for you two to be reincarnated into the same family, as twins."
"Come out for a few minutes first. He'll have to call you 'sister' for the rest of his life."
The female ghost looked at Yang Guang with gratitude.
At that moment, Yang Guang glanced at Lin Yue beside him, concealing the complex emotions that had just surfaced.
He raised his chin slightly and said to the female ghost, "Alright, stop with the sentimentality."
"Now that the deal is done, let's talk about other things."
"Tell me about your situation."
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