He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

The next morning, Yang Guang was woken up by his biological clock.

Since returning from military service, this habit has become ingrained in my bones.

He got up from the recliner, stretched, and his bones cracked and popped.

After rubbing his eyes, Yang Guang's first action was to reach for his phone.

Upon seeing the text message confirming the bank card balance had been credited, Yang Guang's smile instantly stretched to the back of his ears.

It's clear that all the ghost pearls from yesterday have arrived in the account.

That's several hundred thousand!

I've heard that houses in the city are very expensive. With the money I earn, I should be able to buy a toilet, right?

He happily put his phone in his pocket, feeling incredibly pleased with himself.

These days, if you have money, even the air you breathe tastes sweet.

Yang Guang hummed an unknown tune, walked to the sink, washed his face haphazardly, slung his schoolbag over his shoulder, and prepared to leave.

Go to school for breakfast!

Free!

Do not eat white do not eat!

Anyone who spends money is a fool!

But just as he stepped out of the door, he caught a glimpse of something unusual in the yard out of the corner of his eye.

"Um?"

Yang Guang stopped and frowned slightly.

In the corner of the yard, the rooster I had brought back was now bristling with feathers and stretching its neck out.

Two beady eyes stared intently at a dark corner of the wall.

"Giggle giggle..."

The rooster let out a low, wary crow, as if it were ready to pounce and peck at the rooster at any moment.

Yang Guang was somewhat puzzled.

This rooster has a very strong yang energy, and coupled with the layout of the house, ordinary wandering ghosts don't even dare to enter this yard.

What tough opponent have we run into?

Yang Guang frowned slightly and walked over.

When he got closer and saw the lump in the dark corner,

Yang Guang was completely stunned.

A semi-transparent black shadow, curled up into a ball.

He was trembling uncontrollably.

The tattered soul, still bearing charred lightning marks, looked like a rag doll just pulled from a fire.

Most importantly, black, sinister energy was constantly being exhaled from the ghost's mouth.

"puff……"

"puff……"

It comes in bursts, like a broken exhaust pipe.

This appearance, this miserable state, is ten times worse than when Yang Guang first saw him!

Yang Guang's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but swear: "Holy shit?"

"Dazhuang?"

Yang Guang stared incredulously at the lump of mud-like ghost: "How did you get back?"

"You went to pick up an old lady and got beaten up?"

Da Zhuang, who was huddled in the corner, trembled violently when he heard that familiar voice.

He struggled to lift his head; his face, which had been pale and bluish, was now covered in charred soot.

Even the left eyeball droops outside its socket, as if it's about to fall out.

The moment I saw Yang Guang.

Dazhuang couldn't hold back any longer.

"Wow……"

A heart-wrenching, agonizing scream echoed throughout the courtyard.

Dazhuang scrambled over and grabbed Yang Guang's trouser leg, crying his heart out.

"Grandpa Celestial Master!"

"I don't want to live anymore!"

"I can't live like this anymore!"

Dazhuang, wiping his snot and tears on Yang Guang's trouser leg, cried out, "God, is this going to kill me?!"

"Waaaaah..."

Yang Guang, disgusted, used a broom to push Da Zhuang's head away forcefully, yelling, "You bastard, let go of me!"

Despite pushing for a long time, Dazhuang held on tightly, like an octopus.

Yang Guang rolled his eyes and snapped, "What exactly happened?"

"Didn't you return from your studies, full of confidence, to develop your 'Neptune' business at the cemetery?"

"It's only been a few hours, how did he get beaten up like this?"

"You didn't actually go and dig up that old ghost's grave, and got ganged up on?"

Upon hearing this...

Dazhuang cried even louder: "I didn't, Master!"

"I swear, I followed Teacher Zhou's teachings on emotional value in approaching people!"

"I didn't even directly ask her if she wanted a husband!"

"I even chivalrously asked her if she was cold and offered to lend her my shoulder!"

"And the result?"

Da Zhuang slapped his thigh in anger, his yin energy surging out with each movement: "That woman has absolutely no martial ethics!"

"She wouldn't even let me finish speaking!"

"He just pulled out a stack of talismans and smeared them all over my face!"

"A whole stack, Master!"

"More than a dozen!"

"It's electrified!"

Dazhuang pointed to his charred soul, sobbing with grievance, "Look what you did to me! I'm almost seven-tenths cooked!"

"If it weren't for my strong will to survive, I would have crawled all the way back from the suburban cemetery."

"You won't see me today!"

Yang Guang was stunned.

His eyebrows also rose.

"An electrified talisman?"

"A dozen or so?"

Yang Guang stroked his chin, looking at Da Zhuang with a suspicious expression: "What the hell are you talking about?"

"You're a semi-transparent, wandering ghost."

"Where did this electrified talisman come from to strike you?"

"Do you think the God of Thunder and the Goddess of Lightning are your relatives, coming to the cemetery in the middle of the night to set off firecrackers for you?"

How big of a deal is this?

Is it really necessary to go to such lengths to deal with something as small as this?

The key point is that Dazhuang didn't break any heavenly rules!

He has never harmed anyone.

Who has so much free time that they'd go to a cemetery to hunt monsters in the middle of the night?

When Dazhuang saw that Yang Guang didn't believe him, he was so anxious that he jumped up and down, almost knocking his droopy eyeballs out.

"Master, I swear everything I've said is true!"

"It's that 'female thunder goddess' I told you about the other day!"

Dazhuang gritted his teeth, his eyes filled with terror and resentment: "Last time, she used five yellow talismans to blast me into serious injury."

"This time it's even more ruthless, it's reached a whole new level!"

"Celestial Master, she is absolutely my nemesis in this life!"

"You must help me, and eliminate this scum of the cultivation world!"

Yang Guang squinted.

living person?

Female Thunder Goddess?

Throwing lightning talismans at the slightest disagreement?

When did Fengdu produce such a formidable figure?

How come I've never heard of this before?

Yang Guang snorted coldly and casually pulled the yellow talisman that was binding Zhou Laoliu from his waist.

"come out!"

A plume of black smoke rose, and Zhou Laoliu's sleazy figure appeared in the courtyard.

As soon as Zhou Laoliu landed, he rubbed his hands together and smiled obsequiously, "Master Celestial, did you call me out so early because of some new teaching assignment?"

Holy crap!

"Dazhuang?"

Zhou Laoliu gasped, his eyes widening as he stared at the charred ghost on the ground: "You got caught peeping at Thor taking a bath?"

Upon seeing Zhou Laoliu, Dazhuang's grievances welled up again: "Teacher Zhou, your theories don't work!"

"I've maximized my emotional value; I've even offered my shoulder!"

"They turned around and rewarded me with a dozen thunder talismans!"

After hearing this, Zhou Laoliu scratched his head awkwardly and said, "Well..."

"Dazhuang, I have to say something to you. Emotional value is relative to the person you're talking to."

"If you go and flirt with a female ghost, that's called bringing warmth."

"If you go and flirt with a living Taoist priest who can draw thunder talismans, then you're basically dead."

"He deserves to be struck by lightning!"

Da Zhuang was so angry that he blew out a puff of black smoke: "I didn't even know she was alive!"

"She was wearing a white dress, and her back looked so delicate. Who would have thought she was a walking arsenal!"