He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

This plot twist is so outrageous, it would get three pages of angry comments from readers even if it were in a web novel!

Yang Guang stiffly raised his hand and waved, "Aha, what a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet you here."

Yu Zixin stood there, stunned.

Of course she knew Yang Guang; he was the school's notorious lunatic!

It's practically someone who's always ready to challenge everything and everyone!

Furthermore, their brain circuits are quite different from those of normal people.

The semi-transparent Yu Chengguang floated over and leaned close to Yang Guang, asking, "What's wrong?"

"Do you know my daughter?"

Yang Guang lowered his voice, gritting his teeth: "Nonsense!"

"My classmate!"

"You didn't tell me your daughter's name beforehand!"

"I call her classmate, and she calls me Dad. Is that appropriate?"

Yu's mother sat on the steps, looking at Yang Guang and her daughter with a puzzled expression. Yang Guang coughed and said, "Sister-in-law, I am Yu Chengguang's comrade-in-arms."

"Back in the army, Lao Yu took a bullet for me, and when my family had a crisis, I borrowed a large sum of money from him that I haven't paid back yet."

"This money must be repaid today, with interest!"

Yu's mother was stunned.

She looked Yang Guang up and down, his face appearing somewhat immature.

Comrades?

This young man looks to be only eighteen or nineteen years old.

Old Yu served in the army for nearly twenty years before retiring, so his age doesn't add up.

Yu Zixin's cheeks flushed instantly, and she frantically dug her toes into the ground inside her sneakers.

What nonsense is this person spouting!

Everyone in the school knows that you, Yang Guang, are penniless and always freeload soup in the cafeteria!

Why are you here pretending to be a rich elder?

The bald second brother next to him grew impatient: "Where did this brat come from, acting in a movie here?"

"Return comrades?"

"Has your pubic hair fully grown yet?"

Yang Guang pulled out his secondhand smartphone, its screen cracked in three places: "Enough talk, show me the QR code!"

The bald second brother sneered and suspiciously took out his phone to open the payment code.

"Trying to act all high and mighty, huh?"

"OK!"

"Eighty thousand!"

Yang Guang was stunned. He glanced at Yu Chengguang beside him and was speechless.

This illness must be quite expensive, huh?

But he still gave the money without hesitation.

But Yang Guang's heart was bleeding.

This is the money he's saved up for eighteen years to get married!

This money was originally intended as start-up capital for getting married and having a healthy baby boy to expand the Yang family line!

Sergeant, you've really screwed me over!

The entire room fell silent.

The plump woman's eyes widened, and her chin slightly agape.

Bald Second Brother stared at the numbers on his phone screen, tapping the screen with his finger and counting the zeros three times.

Yu's mother covered her mouth, and tears welled up again.

Yu Zixin suddenly raised her head and stared straight at Yang Guang.

Did you really pay?

Is he really rich?

Isn't he the one who picks up bottles on the playground every day?

Yang Guang suppressed the urge to clutch his heart, maintained his aloof persona, and turned to look at the plump woman.

"and yours?"

"How many?"

The plump woman stammered, taking a step back: "Twenty...twenty thousand..."

"drop."

"Received payment via WeChat, 20,000 yuan."

For the next ten minutes, Yang Guang transformed into a ruthless QR code scanning machine.

He cleared all the IOUs from the relatives present.

When he finally finished paying off a debt of three thousand yuan, Yang Guang glanced at his balance.

There's only 2.5 yuan left.

well.

Complete bankruptcy.

Yang Guang put his phone back in his pocket and coldly surveyed the group of relatives: "The money's paid, leave the IOU, and get out!"

The relatives looked at each other.

Bald Second Brother shoved the IOU into Yang Guang's hand, grabbed his briefcase, and turned to leave.

Before leaving, he glanced back at Yang Guang and couldn't help but mutter, "This is fucking bizarre."

The crowd dispersed.

Yang Guang turned to look at the semi-transparent Yu Chengguang.

He stretched out three fingers and rubbed them together.

"Old squad leader, haven't I been a good friend?"

Yu Chengguang floated in mid-air, raising his hand to wipe away non-existent tears: "Good brother, in my heart!"

"rest assured!"

"If there really is an afterlife, I'd be willing to be a cow or a horse for you..."

"Shut up!"

"You can't say that!"

"And weren't you just setting me up?"

"This wonderful world is so beautiful, yet you expect me to be reborn in the countryside carrying manure, working from dawn till dusk to feed you? This isn't repaying a debt of gratitude; it's repaying kindness with utter ingratitude!"

"..."

Yu Chengguang stared at Yang Guang.

That brat!

Why do I feel such a strong urge to punch him?

But he felt a warmth in his heart; this brother was truly a worthwhile friend, and he couldn't feel sad at all.

soon.

Yang Guang accompanied the mother and daughter to the morgue, where the cold air seeped straight into their bones.

Yang Guang helped with the procedures for claiming the body.

Yang Guang carried everyone out of danger!

Yu Zixin walked silently beside Yang Guang.

She would occasionally turn her head to glance at Yang Guang.

The boy's actions tonight completely overturned her understanding.

We arrived at the old neighborhood where the Yu family lived.

Yang Guang ran around helping to contact the funeral home and set up a makeshift mourning hall.

A white cloth was hung up.

The wreaths were arranged.

Paper money was burning in the brazier.

Yang Guang sat cross-legged by the brazier, throwing yellow paper into it.

Yu Chengguang squatted opposite the brazier, inhaling deeply the smoke from the burning paper money.

The translucent body appeared slightly solidified.

Three o'clock in the morning.

Yu Zixin fell asleep leaning against the corner of the wall.

Tears still clung to the corners of her eyes.

Mother Yu came over carrying an enamel mug and handed it to Yang Guang, saying gently, "Xiao Guang, have some hot water."

Yu's mother's voice was terribly hoarse.

Yang Guang took the teacup and warmed his hands: "Thank you, sister-in-law."

Yu's mother sat down by the brazier, added a piece of paper money to it, and said without looking up, "I really don't know how to thank you for what happened tonight."

"How exactly did you and Lao Yu meet?"

"He never mentioned it to me."

Yang Guang took a sip of hot water and said nonchalantly, "I met him when I was in the army."

"Xiao Guang, you are a good boy."

"Your sister-in-law knows you're not Lao Yu's comrade-in-arms at all. How old are you anyway?"

Yang Guang was taken aback.

Yu's mother continued, "I know that Old Yu could never owe you money."

"I know he's obsessed with saving face, but I also know how much money he has. He simply doesn't have that much money to lend you."

"The money you took out tonight, was it your own savings?"

Yu's mother turned her head and looked at Yang Guang, saying, "You're helping us out of this predicament, and your sister-in-law knows that perfectly well."

"Your sister-in-law will definitely pay you back this money slowly."

Yang Guang scratched his messy hair.

This is hard to explain.

He's a total straight man and dreads these kinds of sentimental scenes.

He put down his teacup, placed his hands on his knees, and looked directly at Yu's mother: "Sister-in-law, you've really misunderstood."

"Old Yu really helped me a lot in the past, so this money is really what I should pay."

Yu's mother smiled wryly: "You child, you're still trying to comfort me."

"Old Yu is gone, so you can say whatever you want."

Yang Guang panicked.

This still doesn't make sense!

Yang Guang suddenly stood up, pointing his finger straight at the air opposite the brazier.

"Sister-in-law, I never lie!"

"You think there's no way to prove it when the dead are dead, right?"

"Okay!"

Yang Guang turned his head and stared intently at Yu Chengguang, who was squatting on the ground inhaling incense.

Yu's mother was startled by Yang Guang's sudden action and looked in the direction Yang Guang was pointing.

There was only a pot of burning paper money there.

It's empty.

But Yang Guang addressed the empty space, saying, "Old squad leader, come out and say something!"

"Besides, don't you want to say a proper goodbye to your sister-in-law and our daughter?"