He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

"Amitabha."

Chu Sheng gasped, his chubby face trembling: "Brother Guang, this female benefactor has no martial ethics."

"We were lining up outside to welcome her, and she went to launch a sneak attack from her car?"

"Dare to touch my meal ticket?"

Yang Guang's temper flared up instantly.

If Lao Jia gets stuck inside, who's going to pay for that barbecue later?

I haven't even had my turn to eat kidney yet!

Yang Guang strode towards the old man's car: "I'm going to make this woman rub against the steering wheel today!"

I walked to the car door.

Yang Guang immediately took out a talisman to ward off evil spirits and stuck it on the frosty car window.

"open!"

A "click" sound.

The car door lock, which had been sealed by yin energy, suddenly popped open.

Like a cannonball, Jia Youcai tumbled and crawled out of the car, sliding down to his knees and grabbing Yang Guang's leg tightly.

"Brother, help me!"

"This female ghost is unreasonable!"

"I'm already so old, practically half-buried, and she still wants to take advantage of a young girl like an old ox!"

Jia Youcai sneered and cried, wiping his tears all over Yang Guang's faded sweatpants.

Yang Guang pulled his leg out forcefully with disgust and kicked Jia Youcai in the butt: "Get out of here."

"If you smear it on my pants again, the barbecue price will double!"

Done.

Yang Guang peeked into the car.

The woman in red was still sitting upright in the back seat, staring at him coldly with resentful eyes.

The gloomy atmosphere inside the carriage was so thick it almost condensed into water droplets.

"Come out."

"Stop pretending to be profound."

Yang Guang sneered, hands in his pockets, looking at her with a nonchalant air: "Are you going to roll down yourself, or should I use physical means to get you down?"

The woman in red didn't move.

A cruel smile appeared on his pale face as he said menacingly, "Mind your own business, you're asking for death!"

Before he could finish speaking...

She suddenly opened her mouth, which stretched all the way to her ears.

A strong, dark aura, mixed with a nauseating stench of corpses, shot straight at Yang Guang's face like a high-pressure water gun!

If an ordinary person were to come into contact with even a little bit of this, their vital energy would dissipate within three seconds, and they would die on the spot!

But Yang Guang didn't even try to dodge.

He casually pulled a cheap plastic lighter from his pocket.

It was pressed down with a "snap".

A small, orange-yellow flame shot out.

Yang Guang muttered to himself, "Samadhi True Fire, may I borrow a light?"

He rubbed his fingers on the yellow talisman.

The flame instantly transformed into a crimson fire, directly meeting the black aura head-on!

"boom!"

The flames and the black aura collided, producing a piercing sizzling sound.

The black energy was like encountering its natural enemy, and was instantly burned to ashes!

The female ghost was stunned.

A hint of surprise flashed in those completely black, lifeless fish eyes.

Clearly, he hadn't expected that his sure-kill attack would be thwarted by a plastic lighter.

"Amitabha Buddha, you dare to show off your bad breath in front of this humble monk?"

At this moment, Chu Sheng had already approached, holding a large porcelain cup.

He turned the volume of the Bluetooth speaker to maximum with one hand.

The deafening Great Compassion Mantra, accompanied by a pounding heavy metal rock rhythm, instantly exploded in the desolate wilderness.

"Female benefactor, take this humble monk's Great Heavenly Dragon Strike!"

Without saying a word, Chu Sheng squeezed his 250-pound fat body into the car and raised the large porcelain cup engraved with golden Sanskrit characters.

He smashed it down hard on the female ghost's pale face!

"Bang!"

A muffled thud.

Before the female ghost could even scream, the porcelain cup smashed into her head, making it buzz and dissipating a small portion of her yin energy.

"Awoo!"

The simpleton in the corner wasn't going to be left behind.

Taking advantage of the moment when the female ghost was stunned by the attack, he bit down on the hem of her red skirt.

The dog-headed creature ripped at the ground, its mouth full of thick slag as it blurted out, "You son of a bitch, daring to steal my seat! I'll rip your skirt off and use it as a rag today!"

The woman in red was completely stunned.

She originally wanted to find a few scapegoats to absorb some of their yang energy.

What kind of junk is this?!

A Taoist priest who burns away evil spirits with a one-dollar lighter.

A rogue monk who throws porcelain cups at people.

There's even a dog that speaks Northeastern Mandarin?!

Has the world gone mad?!

The female ghost let out a piercing scream and desperately tried to transform into yin energy and escape.

Yang Guang stood outside the car door, sneering repeatedly.

He took out the jade bottle containing the ghost tears and casually weighed it in his hand.

"Trying to run away?"

"You haven't paid your toll yet!"

"Hand over Ghost Tears and Ghost Fang obediently, or I'll have Old Jia take you back as a child bride today!"

"what?"

Jia Youcai was completely stunned by Yang Guang's words, and he subconsciously replied, "I can't afford it!"

Then he waved his hands frantically, shaking his head like a rattle drum.

Yang Guang looked at him with a smile and teased, "Old Jia, you're not getting any younger, over seventy and still a bachelor."

"Although this female ghost is a bit pale and has a bit of a temper, at least she's dressed festively. This bright red wedding dress is so auspicious."

"Aren't you really going to reconsider?"

Jia Youcai glared at him with wide eyes and cursed angrily, "You son of a bitch!"

"While I, Daoist Master, do want to find a companion for life, I have no intention of going on a cross-species blind date!"

"So you're really hoping I'll go down and keep her company soon?"

"We'll see."

"My old bones can't withstand her charms. If we consummate our marriage tonight, you'll have to burn paper money for me tomorrow morning!"

Yang Guang burst into laughter.

Chu Sheng, holding a large porcelain cup, approached and said in a serious tone, "Amitabha, Master Jia is mistaken."

"As the saying goes, a woman who is three thousand years older will be among the immortals. This female benefactor has been dead for at least several decades. You are marrying above your station."

"You're trying to climb the social ladder!"

Jia Youcai was so angry he jumped up and down: "You fat monk, it's easy for you to talk when you're not the one suffering! Why don't you take her back to the temple and make her a nun?"

The simpleton clung tightly to the female ghost's skirt, barking, "Woof!"

After Yang Guang finished laughing, he turned to look at the female ghost who was squeezed against the car door, looking completely bewildered.

The woman in red was no longer the fierce and menacing figure she had been moments before.

The dog was biting her skirt.

The fat monk smashed a large bump on his head with a porcelain cup, and wisps of black smoke are still emanating from it.

There stood before him the last Celestial Master, who was playing with Samadhi Fire.

What kind of amazing group of people did we run into?!

Yang Guang put his hands in his pockets, chuckled, and said, "I was in a pretty good mood today, having made two big deals, and I was even planning to let you off the hook."

"But you insisted on coming here to court death."

"Tell me, don't you think you deserved it?"

The female ghost shuddered violently at the sight of Yang Guang's malicious smile.

That originally deathly pale face was somehow given a hint of human color by fright.

"Heavens... Celestial Master, I was wrong!"

The female ghost knelt down on the back seat floor mat with a thud, crying her heart out: "I'll never do it again!"

"Please, Celestial Master, have mercy and give me a chance!"

"I have elderly parents... no, I don't have any elderly relatives, but I promise I will turn over a new leaf, reform myself, and become a ghost again!"