He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Er Lengzi stuck his dog head out of the car window and glanced at Yang Guang.

Those heterochromatic golden and blue eyes were filled with contempt.

Then Er Lengzi immediately pulled his head back, wagged his tail, and comfortably lay down on the passenger seat.

"Holy crap?"

Yang Guang stood there, completely stunned.

With his hands in his pockets, he stared incredulously at the pink old man's car that sped away.

This dog is not only brain-dead, but now it's even learned to be a snob and a gold digger?

Where did you learn this skill of changing your mind depending on the wind?

"OK."

"You damn stupid dog, you just wait!"

"Next time there are no small bones to eat, see if you'll beg me!"

Yang Guang chuckled and cursed, but he wasn't really angry.

After stretching out, Yang Guang turned and walked towards the old town.

Although tonight was tiring, the rewards were quite substantial.

Five hundred thousand in cash was deposited into the account.

With two more high-quality ghost teeth and dozens of ghost tears, he's one step closer to earning the dowry for his wife.

but.

When Yang Guang reached the street corner, his eyes suddenly became deep and thoughtful.

He reached into his pocket and touched another crumpled yellow talisman.

The ghost he caught today is locked up inside.

I was so busy making money off the big boss that I didn't have time to deal with this stuff.

Now that it's late at night and everyone's asleep, I have to teach this guy a lesson.

While I'm at it, I'll ask about some other key information.

"You dare to cause trouble on my turf? You're asking for it."

Yang Guang sneered, quickened his pace, and disappeared into the dark night of the old city.

Yang Guang returned to the small courtyard of the funeral parlor.

He walked to the door but didn't bother to light the two large white lanterns hanging above the door.

They didn't even use a red cloth to cover the eyes of the two stone unicorns at the door.

I've been working hard all night and made a fortune, so I don't want to stay in business anymore!

As long as the Qilin's eyes are not sealed, even immortals cannot enter!

Any passing underworld officials or wandering ghosts who see this stone unicorn with its eyes unsealed must obediently walk around it.

Yang Guang pushed open the courtyard gate and immediately spotted the two century-old locust trees in the yard.

The countless small coffins hanging from the tree branches remained motionless in the night wind.

Meanwhile, the rooster was peacefully sleeping on a tree branch.

Yang Guang looked at the rooster and nodded in satisfaction.

This rooster has glossy, smooth feathers and a bright red comb; it looks incredibly handsome.

With Brother Chicken guarding the courtyard, even without the stone unicorn at the gate, no foolish evil spirit would dare to cause trouble.

Yang Guang swaggered back to the main room.

He slumped down in the armchair.

Then he reached into his pocket and pulled out the crumpled yellow talisman.

That's where the ghost he grabbed on a whim today is kept.

"Come out here!"

Yang Guang flicked his wrist, and the yellow talisman spontaneously combusted in mid-air.

A plume of black smoke instantly rolled to the ground.

The moment this thing appeared, it didn't even glance at Yang Guang, who was sitting in the armchair.

He transformed into a gust of cold wind and dashed out of the main room in a flash!

That speed is enough to win a gold medal in the 100-meter dash at the Olympics!

Yang Guang sat in the armchair with his hands in his pockets. Instead of chasing after them, he sneered.

"run?"

"You just don't know why flowers are so red!"

The ghost had just rushed out of the main room and hadn't even stepped out of the courtyard when a strange change suddenly occurred in the once quiet courtyard!

The hundreds and thousands of small coffins hanging on the two century-old locust trees in the courtyard suddenly began to shake wildly without any warning!

"Ring ring!"

"Ring ring!"

The coffins collided with each other, producing a series of crisp yet eerie sounds.

The moment that sound rang out, the air in the entire courtyard froze instantly!

A terrifying aura that made one's soul tremble descended from the sky like Mount Tai pressing down!

"Bang!"

The ghost, which was just about to take off, crashed face down onto the ground!

The entire ghost was completely suppressed, unable to move even a single finger!

The ghost was instantly dumbfounded.

His completely black eyes were filled with terror.

What the hell is this thing?

I'm supposed to be a ghost with some skills, but I was instantly killed in this dilapidated courtyard before I could even unleash my aura?

Before the ghost could recover from its daze...

Something even more deadly happened!

The rooster, which had been sleeping on a tree branch, was awakened by the noise.

The rooster opened its eyes, its beady eyes gleaming sharply in the darkness.

It immediately set its sights on the ghost lying on the ground.

"Cluck cluck!"

The rooster flapped its wings and fell directly from the sky.

The instant it fell.

A terrifying burst of pure and extremely concentrated yang energy erupted from the rooster!

To this ghost, this is no chicken at all!

It was like a burning sun crashing down on him!

"what!"

The ghost was so frightened that it cried, black tears streaming down its face.

Just then, the rooster opened its sharp beak, about to peck the ghost's skull.

Yang Guang couldn't sit still any longer.

He was keeping this ghost to get clues; if Brother Chicken swallowed it whole, who would he ask?

Yang Guang sprang up from the armchair in one swift motion and shouted at the top of his lungs.

Holy crap!

"Brother Chicken, have some mercy!"

Yang Guang rushed out of the main room and grabbed the rooster's wing.

The rooster turned around, its beady eyes full of displeasure.

"Giggle!"

Yang Guang quickly reassured him, "Brother Chicken, this stuff won't fill you up, it'll get stuck in your teeth, and it'll make you smell like a poor, shabby person."

"I'll go to the flower and bird market first thing tomorrow morning and buy you some top-quality live centipedes and high-protein mealworms for your breakfast!"

Upon hearing that there was a live centipede to eat, the rooster proudly raised its head, folded its wings, and swaggered back to the tree with an air of indifference.

Yang Guang breathed a sigh of relief and looked down at the ground.

The ghost was so frightened that its soul became transparent, and it looked as if it was about to be completely annihilated at any moment.

A faint smell of urine wafted around.

Holy crap?

Can ghosts be scared to death?

Yang Guang covered his nose in disgust, squatted down, and reached out to pat the ghost's pale cheek.

"Run?"

"Why did you stop running?"

The ghost scrambled to its feet, curled up into a ball, and cried with snot and tears streaming down its face: "I'm not running away anymore!"

"I'd rather die than run away!"

"Brother, this courtyard of yours is too eerie!"

"What kind of deadly ancestors are hanging on those trees?!"

"And what kind of rooster is that? Its yang energy is even stronger than Zhang Fei's!"

Yang Guang stood up, put his hands in his pockets, and looked down at him.

"Don't try to get too close!"

Yang Guang kicked the ghost in annoyance, put his hands in his pockets, and his eyes instantly turned cold.

"Stop crying your heart out here."

"You dare to come out and hurt people in broad daylight. According to the rules, you should not be allowed to live."

"You're something else!"

"He's more audacious than an ox! Not only does he dare to hurt people, but he even dared to lay a hand on my daughter!"

"I think you're really tired of living, aren't you?"

"Is this old man eating poison because he's tired of living?"

The ghost lay on the ground, so intimidated by Yang Guang's aura that it didn't dare to lift its head and could only kowtow desperately.

"Big brother, I was wrong!"

"I was really wrong!"

"I was completely out of my mind! I didn't know she was your daughter!"

Yang Guang chuckled.

"Bewitched?"

"You're a ghost, what kind of mind could you possibly have that could bewitch you?"

"Stop spouting nonsense!"