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Chapter 316 You Want This? No Way!
Upon hearing this, the old man was so angry that he spat out another mouthful of black blood.
He was originally able to barely circulate the evil energy within his body to protect his heart meridian, but now, after being ridiculed by Yang Guang's venomous words, his blood and qi attacked his heart, and his defenses collapsed instantly.
The white zombie took the opportunity to suck his blood in large gulps.
The old man's life force was rapidly fading; his face was ashen, and he was clearly on his deathbed.
But the resentment in his eyes did not diminish in the slightest.
"Damn brat..."
The old man gritted his teeth, each word seeming to be squeezed out from between his teeth: "I've really lost today..."
"But even as a ghost, I won't let you go!"
This classic villain's dying words echoed through the empty, unfinished building.
If it were an ordinary person, hearing such a vicious curse would probably have made them break out in a cold sweat.
But who is Yang Guang?
That was the last Celestial Master who specialized in dealing with all sorts of fancy tricks!
Upon hearing the old man's words, Yang Guang was not afraid at all; instead, his eyes lit up instantly.
The gleam of that greedy eye was brighter than a searchlight.
"To become a ghost?"
Yang Guang rubbed his hands excitedly and quickly took out the jade bottle containing the ghost tears from his pocket.
"Okay, okay!"
"Old Deng, you'd better keep your word!"
"You were a heretical cultivator in your previous life, so your cultivation level must have been quite high, right?"
"If you die and become a ghost, you'll at least be a vengeful ghost that's a hundred years old, right?"
Yang Guang pointed at the old man's uneven, yellow teeth and said excitedly, "If we pulled out all those yellow teeth and sold them as ghost teeth, they'd be worth a lot of money!"
"Just die already!"
"Don't be shy with me!"
"I'll be right here collecting your ghost teeth and ghost tears, I'll even save you the cremation fee!"
The old man was barely clinging to life.
Upon hearing Yang Guang's words, his eyes widened in shock.
Is this something a human being should say?!
I swore here that I would become a vengeful ghost and take my life, and you're here calculating how much my ghost tooth can sell for.
The old man felt a sharp pain in his chest, and his finger trembled as he pointed at Yang Guang.
"You...you..."
He hadn't finished speaking.
He couldn't catch his breath.
The old man kicked his legs hard, tilted his head, and was literally angered to death by Yang Guang.
Even in death, his triangular eyes remained wide open, staring wide-eyed.
I reckon he'd have to write a 30,000-word complaint letter to the King of Hell to report Yang Guang's heinous acts.
The ghost who was leading the way watched from the side, swallowing hard.
This Taoist priest is too ruthless.
That's like killing someone by breaking their spirit!
Even the remaining value of those who die and become ghosts must be squeezed clean.
Who is the real villain here?!
"Huh?"
"It's out of breath already?"
Yang Guang sighed and kicked the old man's foot with a hint of regret.
At this time.
The two white zombies, having drained the old man of his blood, slowly raised their heads.
Two pairs of scarlet eyes locked onto Yang Guang in the darkness.
Zombies have no other hobbies than sucking the yang energy and blood of living people.
Especially for young celestial masters like Yang Guang, who are full of vigor and vitality, they are an absolute delicacy to them!
"roar!"
The two white zombies roared angrily, abandoned the dried corpse on the ground, bared their blood-stained fangs, and pounced on Yang Guang from the left and right.
"Holy crap, they're eating what's in their bowl while eyeing what's in the pot."
Yang Guang scoffed, advancing instead of retreating: "I was just worried that my appearance fee wasn't high enough!"
"Old Deng hasn't paid yet, so you two can use your money to pay off his debt!"
"I think that by destroying you all, my karmic debts will be reduced a bit."
Yang Guang reached into his pockets with both hands at the same time and pulled out two corpse-suppressing talismans covered with cinnabar runes.
With a slip of his foot, he dodged the attack of the white zombie on his left like an eel.
At the same time, he raised his right hand.
"Snapped!"
A corpse-suppressing talisman was precisely affixed to the left side of the white zombie's forehead.
"Certainly!"
The white zombie seemed to have been paused, instantly freezing in place, motionless.
The white zombie on the right had already pounced on him, its ten sharp claws piercing straight into Yang Guang's heart.
"How long has it been since you cut your nails? They smell like pickled cabbage!"
Yang Guang cursed angrily and suddenly performed a backflip, narrowly avoiding the fatal blow.
Followed by.
He exerted force from his waist, and his right leg lashed out like a whip.
"Bang!"
The kick landed directly on the white zombie's chin.
The sound of bones cracking rang out, and the white zombie was kicked so hard that it somersaulted in mid-air and slammed heavily against the wall.
Before it gets up.
Yang Guang rushed forward and slammed the remaining corpse-suppressing talisman hard onto its forehead.
"All done, that's a wrap!"
Yang Guang dusted off his hands and looked with satisfaction at the two frozen white zombies.
immediately.
His gaze suddenly swept over the trembling ghosts in the corner.
"Where was I in my calculations just now?"
"right!"
"Two million four hundred thousand!"
Yang Guang rubbed his hands together, revealing a devilish smile, and strode towards the group of vengeful ghosts.
Inside the unfinished building, the pig-like screams and the crisp snapping sound of teeth being pulled echoed once more.
With a final, crisp click, Yang Guang satisfiedly pried off the last ghost tooth.
He plugged the jade bottle in his hand, and together with the handful of ghost teeth, stuffed them into the pocket of his faded sweatpants.
cool!
This heavy, tactile sensation is all the stepping stone he takes to the hall of happy marriage.
Two million four hundred thousand in hand, this is a huge profit!
At this time.
The twenty-odd vengeful ghosts, whose teeth had been forcibly pulled, lay sprawled on the ground.
They covered their leaky mouths, trembling.
but.
As the emaciated old man breathed his last, he was sucked dry by the two white zombies.
The blood-red resentment that had been forcibly imposed on these vengeful ghosts began to recede rapidly like a tide.
Without the forced control of the evil cultivators, the bloodthirsty and ferocious red light in their eyes gradually faded.
Instead, he regained his clear mind.
It was at this moment that they recalled their memories of their previous lives, as well as the painful experience of being tortured by the old man in extremely cruel ways after death and being refined into vengeful ghosts.
More importantly, they were still dizzy from having their teeth pulled.
But I'm not deaf!
They heard Yang Guang's conversation with the old man very clearly.
The young man in front of me, whose tooth extraction skills are even more proficient than those of a shady dentist, is not some ordinary pervert, but a genuine last Heavenly Master!
Moreover, he was a Celestial Master from the Office of Rebirth Assistance!
"thump!"
The largest of the three ghosts led the way, its knees buckling as it knelt heavily before Yang Guang.
Followed by.
The sound of people kneeling repeatedly echoed through the empty, unfinished building.
More than twenty vengeful ghosts, some over a hundred years old, suddenly knelt on the ground.
They covered their leaky mouths and stared at Yang Guang expectantly.
The scene was even more spectacular than a pyramid scheme convention.
The leading ghost released its hand from its mouth and mumbled, "Heavenly Wet Silver!"
Yang Guang raised an eyebrow, quickly took half a step back, and tightly clutched his pockets with both hands.
"What are you doing?"
"I have a price list, and I even paid a fee for the tooth extraction."
"Goods are non-refundable and non-exchangeable once shipped!"
"Now that you know it hurts, you want your tooth back?"
"No way!"
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