He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

The beautiful woman was completely stunned.

She looked down at her impressive cleavage.

Then I looked up at the high school student in front of me who was asking for 180 yuan in a very serious manner.

This caused her established confidence in her feminine charm to crumble completely at that moment.

Yang Guang saw that she didn't move.

He pulled the secondhand smartphone with three cracks in the screen directly from his pocket.

Skillfully open the WeChat payment QR code.

He countered with a sharp retort.

The broken phone screen was shoved directly onto the woman's nose, which was covered in foundation.

"Scan the QR code."

"Pay first, then deliver the goods."

"You get what you pay for, and we're honest with everyone, young and old."

"No money, no discussion."

Yang Guang pushed his phone forward an inch more: "I'm very busy, making tens of cents every minute."

"I don't have time to waste here with you."

Good guy!

Is it really necessary to mention that the turnover is only a few tens of cents per minute?

Even idiots aren't as brain-dead as you!

To everyone's surprise, the girl actually took out her phone and scanned the QR code.

"drop!"

"Received 500 yuan via WeChat."

The extremely crisp, mechanical announcement voice boomed through the noisy bar corridor.

The sound, neither too loud nor too soft, pierced the hearts of the self-proclaimed playboys around him with deadly precision.

Holy crap?

They actually paid?

They even gave me an extra 320?

The young men were stunned.

They all gaped open, their chins slamming onto the polished marble floor.

They looked at each other in bewilderment.

The once unbreakable worldview collapsed into dust in that instant.

The woman in the red dress waved the latest iPhone in her hand, then her body went limp, and she leaned against the wall.

I tapped the phone screen twice randomly with my finger.

"Little brother."

"Consider the extra money as a running fee for your sister to buy you candy."

"Is there enough to buy candy?"

Yang Guang stared intently at his secondhand phone, whose screen had three cracks.

My eyes were completely glued to that balance number.

She really does give money!

This isn't a staged accident; this is clearly a sugar daddy!

This is the legendary "top lady" who saves wayward, older single young people!

The nerve in Yang Guang's brain called "Iron-Willed Straight Man" short-circuited on the spot, and even emitted a burnt smell as it was completely burned.

Just then, with lightning speed, Yang Guang took a big step forward.

He stretched out his right arm.

Without any hesitation, he wrapped his arms around the woman's slender waist.

He suddenly pulled her into his arms.

"oops!"

The woman clearly hadn't expected the young man to change his expression so quickly, and with a gasp, she crashed headfirst into Yang Guang's arms.

"elder sister."

Yang Guang stood ramrod straight, his chin tilted at a 45-degree angle as he gazed up at the wildly flashing laser light on the ceiling.

He talks nonsense all the time, without even bothering to write a draft.

To be honest...

"I've had a terrible stomach since I was a child, and my digestive system is severely defective. The old Chinese medicine doctor said that I can only eat soft food in this life, and I can't swallow a single bite of hard food."

"From the first moment I saw you, I was absolutely certain that you were the destined rich woman for me."

Don't mention taking you home.

"Even if you want to take me to the Civil Affairs Bureau right now to get a marriage certificate, and put my name on your family's household registration book in a proper and respectable way, and incidentally have children for the Yang family."

"I, Yang Guang, wouldn't utter a single word of dissent!"

"Rich lady seeking a sugar daddy!"

"I'm very obedient. I can be affectionate, warm your bed, and even make seaweed and egg drop soup!"

"Even if you made me wash my hair upside down right now, and do a split while I'm at it, I wouldn't hesitate!"

The trendy young men next to him clutched their chests tightly with both hands and took several steps back.

I feel like my worldview has been hit by an unprecedented nuclear radiation attack.

You can play it like this?

Can you get rich just by being shameless?

This kid must have studied some kind of "Thirty-Six Strategies for Living Off a Soft Rice"!

This is absolutely outrageous!

And now!

Lin Yue, who had just struggled to squeeze up from the dance floor on the first floor, was gripping the railing of the second-floor stairs tightly with both hands and panting heavily.

no way.

She couldn't find Yang Guang on the first floor, so she had no choice but to run up to the second floor.

She was already sweating profusely inside her tight black leather outfit.

In her search for Yang Guang, she traversed the chaotic mass of creatures below.

He was stepped on three times by several drunk men, and his brain was throbbing from the deafening bass of the speakers.

She raised her hand to tidy her messy short hair, and as soon as she looked up, she caught a glimpse of this extremely shocking scene.

Lin Yue was stunned.

She stood frozen in place for a full five seconds, completely losing her ability to think.

Then.

An uncontrollable, nameless rage surged from the soles of his feet all the way to the top of his head.

It almost blew his head off on the spot!

That damn high schooler!

That little bastard who talks nonsense!

Why would someone stay up all night and come to a place of entertainment to pick up girls?

And she even dared to openly ask to be kept by a sugar daddy in public?

Lin Yue's back teeth were clenched so tightly they were grinding together, and her hands were trembling wildly at her sides.

She had actually thought this guy was a hidden talent, and that even though he was a smart aleck, he at least had some real skills.

Even Captain Zhao placed high hopes on him, regarding him as the bureau's last trump card for solving cases!

Moreover, Captain Zhao even offered up his coveted spot in the criminal investigation team so that I could join him in finding the murderer!

Now it seems...

What's the point of even looking anymore?

Asshole!

My poor dream of becoming a criminal investigator has been shattered to pieces by this guy!

Lin Yue was so angry that her liver hurt, her stomach hurt, and her whole body ached!

She wanted nothing more than to rush up and teach this guy a good beating!

hateful!

But this place is a mixed bag, and since she's in plain clothes, revealing her identity would easily attract the attention of the bar's security guards and thugs. If the killer is really there, she'll definitely alert him.

But I absolutely cannot swallow this insult!

Be sure to tell Captain Zhao when you get back!

Let Zhao Gang personally arrest Yang Guang and lock him in a dark room to reflect on his actions!

I won't stop until I've copied the Middle School Students' Code of Conduct a hundred times!

Here.

The woman in the red dress was not intimidated by Yang Guang's extremely vulgar and blunt remarks. Instead, she laughed heartily and moved even closer to Yang Guang.

The snow-white patch on her chest shook violently.

Yang Guang was so shaken that he had to turn his head away, fearing that his composure would falter and he would break down on the spot.

The beautiful woman raised her index finger, painted with bright red nail polish, and gently lifted Yang Guang's chin. Her rosy lips parted slightly, and she exhaled a strong breath of vodka.

"OK."

"Since you're so eager to be a kept man, then I'll give you that chance."

"But your sister's gigolo isn't so easy to eat, it's too hot to handle."

"Take me home first."

"I need to put you to a good test and see if your little body is good enough to be my little wolfhound."

Yang Guang's eyes gleamed with a ferocious green light, more terrifying than a wolf that hadn't eaten for three days.

This is hardly a test.

This is clearly a walking ATM spitting out banknotes!

If you have the money, even the Himalayas can be smashed to pieces with one punch!

Yang Guang nodded frantically like a chick pecking at rice, his mouth almost stretched to the back of his head.

"go home!"

"Go home now!"

"Sister, you're drunk. The air here is terrible, filled with carbon dioxide and cheap perfume, seriously affecting your precious breathing experience."

"Let's go now!!"

"I will serve you well in every way possible!"