He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Yang Guang hugged the jade bottle tightly, stomping his feet excitedly on the spot.

In Fengdu, the dowry for getting a wife is more than enough!

The down payment for a house, or even the full amount paid for a small apartment, will be no problem at all!

Thinking of this, Yang Guang suddenly remembered the three hundred yuan he had been swindled out of his food money by that fat Chu Sheng that morning.

He had just felt so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe.

What now?

Yang Guang curled his lip in disdain, his face exuding the air of a nouveau riche.

"Three hundred yuan is nothing!"

"I'm a multi-millionaire, after all!"

"You need to have a broad perspective!"

"Consider it some pocket money for that fat guy and that stupid dog."

Yang Guang had never seen so much money before, and he had never even dared to dream of such a large sum.

He felt light as a feather, as if he were walking on clouds.

He clutched the jade bottle tightly to his chest and lay down on the bed.

"sleep!"

"Today is truly a joyous day, a day for the people to rejoice!"

Yang Guang hummed an off-key song and closed his eyes.

Even in his sleep, he had that lewd smile on his face, and drool dripped onto half of his pillow.

I slept until after 3 p.m.

If it weren't for the urgent ringing of a cell phone, Yang Guang probably would have slept until the agency opened at nightfall.

"The vast horizon is my love..."

The deafeningly loud performance of Phoenix Legend directly pulled Yang Guang out of his dream of getting married.

Yang Guang groggily turned over and grabbed the secondhand smartphone from under his pillow.

Without even opening his eyes, he yelled angrily.

"Who is it!"

"Disturbing someone's peaceful sleep, may they be struck by lightning, you know that?"

There was a two-second silence on the other end of the phone.

Then came a clear, melodious female voice, tinged with a hint of helplessness.

"It's me, Jiang Siyu."

Jiang Siyu?

That beautiful CEO who runs a live-streaming company?

The drowsiness in Yang Guang's mind vanished instantly.

His eyes snapped open, and a flash of green light even appeared.

A rich woman called!

Yang Guang sprang up from the bed in a swift motion.

Her initial grumpiness vanished instantly, replaced by an extremely radiant smile.

He cleared his throat and immediately adopted an enthusiastic tone.

"Oh my, it's that rich lady!"

"What's wrong, missing me?"

Jiang Siyu on the other end of the phone was clearly speechless at his rapid change of expression, and took a deep breath.

"Yang Guang, the donuts are in trouble again."

"Huh?"

"Something happened again?"

Yang Guang's face darkened; he really is a professional at courting death!

It's only been a few days!

And she ran into him again?

"Rich lady, does that girl named Donut have a brainstem deficiency?"

Yang Guang complained irritably, "She just escaped with her life from that old bald monk Taigu's Kumanthong last time, and she's only been quiet for a few days now?"

"Going off to court death again?"

Jiang Siyu sighed on the other end of the phone, her exhaustion palpable even through the screen: "Yang Guang, it's really not her fault. Tian Tian was just helpless."

"Why is there no way?"

Yang Guang rolled his eyes: "There are so many jobs in the world, why does she have to become a professional at courting death?"

"At worst, I'll work in a factory tightening screws. I can at least earn a few thousand yuan a month. It's better than risking my life!"

Jiang Siyu smiled wryly: "After you guys settled the matter with that sanatorium last time, her live stream went viral online."

"My followers increased by 1.8 million in one day."

"Everyone thought it was just acting for the sake of the show, and the hype was unprecedented."

"and then?"

"I suggested she switch careers back then and start broadcasting safer content."

Jiang Siyu said helplessly, "I've tried singing, dancing, and playing games."

"As a result, the fans didn't buy it at all, and the number of viewers in the live stream decreased day by day."

Yang Guang scoffed, "So, to keep her fans, she went to a haunted house in the middle of the night for thrills again?"

"Um……"

Jiang Siyu's voice trailed off: "She sent people to investigate an abandoned school, but everyone who went was perfectly safe."

"Moreover, this place is also quite famous, with a legend about a senior student in red."

"And it generated a lot of buzz online, so she thought she'd give it a try."

"For absolute safety, our team even slept in this abandoned school for a night before and nothing happened, so we went there this time."

"Who would have thought that we would run into this situation again right after the show started airing?"

"Is this a spirit-summoning banner?"

Yang Guang was speechless: "With this kind of physique, it's a waste that he's not working the night shift at a funeral home!"

"You have absolutely no memory!"

"Knowing that such a thing really exists, yet still daring to act recklessly, don't they deserve it?"

Jiang Siyu quickly softened her voice, pleading, "Yang Guang, please help her again."

"She's trapped in the art classroom of that abandoned school. The door is locked tight, and our people can't get in at all."

"She was crying on the phone until her voice became hoarse."

Yang Guang buried his head in the pillow: "I think she's just bored and has nothing better to do."

"Let her stay inside overnight to calm down. Once she realizes she's scared, she won't dare to do it again."

"Five hundred thousand!"

Jiang Siyu suddenly raised her voice.

Yang Guang's ears twitched, and his eyes, which had been almost closed, opened instantly, glowing green.

Jiang Siyu continued, "As long as you come here now, bring me to the scene, and settle this matter live, I'll give you a service fee of 500,000 yuan afterward!"

Upon hearing this number, Yang Guang immediately jumped out of bed.

My back doesn't ache anymore, and my legs don't hurt anymore.

Even the slight morning grumpiness vanished the moment the number 500,000 appeared.

"Ahem!"

Yang Guang cleared his throat, instantly adopting an indignant tone: "Rich lady, what are you saying?"

"As the last Celestial Master, I uphold the traditional virtues of punishing evil, promoting good, and saving lives!"

"Slaying demons and eliminating evil is the duty of us cultivators!"

"That girl, Donut, may be a bit dim-witted, but she's still a living, breathing human being!"

"I'll send you my location, come pick me up right away!"

Jiang Siyu was so shocked by his rapid change of expression on the other end of the phone that she couldn't speak for a long time.

After a couple of seconds, she smiled and said, "Didn't you just say you weren't going and wanted her to calm down inside?"

"That was just now!"

Yang Guang said matter-of-factly, "I was in a daze just now and didn't realize how serious the situation was."

"Now that I'm clear-headed, I realize this is extremely urgent!"

"Every second later, the world will lose a lost young girl who has realized her mistake!"

"By the way, rich lady, take a bigger car and pick up Chu Sheng and Erha while you're at it."

"Know!"

"I'm almost at the intersection of your old town."

"Hurry up and get ready to come out!" Jiang Siyu hung up the phone immediately.

Hearing the busy tone on his phone, Yang Guang chuckled.

"Five hundred thousand! Five hundred thousand!"

"This guy who's always courting death is practically my lucky charm!"