He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Er Lengzi staggered and lurched towards the other side of the back seat, his thick, powerful leg kicking furiously and rapidly towards the fat monk's stomach.

Its mouth howled like a tractor engine.

That deep, dark voice could practically shatter eardrums in the enclosed carriage; the pitch was adjusted to be eight octaves higher.

It was like a shrew yelling at five people at once under the big locust tree at the village entrance.

Others might not understand what it was saying with its incoherent barking, but how could Yang Guang not guess?

Listen to the chaos that had erupted in the back of the carriage.

Anyway, all the cursing and swearing is just traditional Chinese culture.

But no matter what, these two are always talking big about their appetites, like spoiled brats who don't know how expensive food is.

The two of them spent the entire 300 yuan he had painstakingly saved for his future wife in just ten minutes!

Yang Guang turned his head completely off the seat and extended a trembling index finger that was shaking in mid-air.

They stared intently at the dog and the round-faced monk who were still barking wildly and blaming each other.

"What...what did you say?!"

Yang Guang's voice instantly transformed into the harsh, trembling tone of someone whose piggy bank had been smashed, his mouth agape as if he'd swallowed a swarm of wasps: "That's a full three hundred yuan!"

"For my first meal of the morning, even adding a runny egg to my noodles requires me to hold five mental meetings and seminars!"

"That's a huge sum of three hundred yuan!"

"So you two just ate everything at that roadside steamed bun stall early this morning?"

"I usually can't even bear to eat more than a few steamed buns!"

Jiang Siyu, gripping the steering wheel in the driver's seat, was initially filled with anxiety because of the donuts.

My emotions were still tense.

The result was that he heard this last Celestial Master from the side sect, whose appearance fee started at six figures, was now desperately cursing and yelling at a stupid dog and a lump of fat for a few baskets of xiaolongbao.

That's really bizarre.

Jiang Siyu rubbed her throbbing temples speechlessly.

I could barely control the steering wheel and almost swerved the wheels onto the side flowerbed of the main road.

"Yang Guang, stop repeating yourself over and over again over a few baskets of steamed buns."

"I'll reimburse you!"

"I'll even double the price of the steamed buns for you!"

"Can you think of a way to check on Sweetie's safety?"

Upon hearing this...

Yang Guang immediately grinned and said, "Hehe, you're so generous, rich lady!"

"As for her safety, there's even less to worry about."

"Judging from her appearance, she's not someone who will die young; at most, she'll just have some minor problems."

"Relax, relax~"

Hearing Yang Guang say this, Jiang Siyu's heart, which had been hanging in mid-air, finally calmed down a lot.

She breathed a sigh of relief and pressed the accelerator down a little more.

The black Land Cruiser roared across the highway, its speed increasing once again.

In the passenger seat.

Although Yang Guang's face was still turned forward, his eyes were darting around.

The beads on the abacus in his mind were clicking away rapidly.

He's already thinking about something else.

Offering food to Chu Sheng, this glutton, and Er Lengzi, this stupid dog, every day is like a bottomless pit!

As the saying goes, a half-grown boy can eat his father out of house and home.

Chu Sheng is not only a big eater, but also a picky eater!

Er Lengzi is a terrifying individual who can make ten baskets of large meat buns in one sitting.

Rather than having Chu Sheng shamelessly come to him every time asking for money for food, and having him cut off his own flesh every day.

It would be better to be a tiny bit more generous after finishing this job.

Give him a small amount of money.

Let him take care of his own food and drink!

The most important thing is!

We must also shove that stupid dog, Er Lengzi, along with him!

Consider it an appearance fee, but he has to pay for the food expenses of two bottomless pits.

Profit from the price difference!

Isn't this just a classic case of getting rid of burdens and capitalists fleecing people?

Ah!

That's it!

However, this was a decision that Yang Guang had secretly made up his mind.

He had no intention of telling Chu Sheng right now.

After all, how much money to get in the end is up to them, isn't it?

The labor fee of 500,000 yuan, if we give some of it to this fat guy, should be enough for him to take Er Lengzi to eat at Shaxian Restaurant for a few days, right?

Moreover.

He is a monk.

Buddhist monks believe in the emptiness of worldly desires and consider wealth as external possessions.

Giving him too much money would ruin his spiritual practice!

I'm helping him solidify his Dao heart!

Thinking about this.

Yang Guang's mood instantly improved many times over.

Even the night view outside the car window looks much better now.

He hummed a tune off-key with a smug look on his face.

soon.

Jiang Siyu drove the black Land Cruiser off the smooth asphalt road and plunged directly onto a bumpy dirt path.

The car jolted.

"Holy crap!"

Chu Sheng, sitting in the back seat, was jolted so violently that his fat jiggled, and his forehead hit the roof of the car directly, causing him to gasp in pain.

"President Jiang, slow down!"

"This humble monk's golden statue is almost shaken to pieces!"

Er Lengzi also barked, its two paws gripping the edge of the seat tightly.

Yang Guang ignored the screams from the back seat.

He looked up and ahead.

This place is quite remote.

It was pitch black all around, without even a streetlamp.

Although there is a small path leading in, it is already overgrown with weeds taller than a person.

The car headlights shone on them.

Two brand-new tire tracks can be clearly seen on the overgrown driveway.

These marks were clearly made by Donut's company team when they came to scout the location before, and also by Donut herself when she came to do a live stream tonight.

Jiang Siyu drove the car to the end of the alley and stepped on the brake.

"arrive."

"The cars ahead can't get in; the school gate is blocked. We have to climb over the wall to get in."

Yang Guang pushed open the car door and jumped out.

The moment his feet touched the ground.

A gust of cold wind blew straight up his faded sweatpants.

Yang Guang shrugged.

As soon as he arrived, Yang Guang sensed a different kind of aura.

Very rich!

It not only has a musty, stale smell from years of lack of sunlight.

It also carried a chilling, bone-deep cold.

The main thing is.

This aura even contained a scent that felt incredibly familiar to him.

Yang Guang's expression immediately turned strange.

He touched his chin.

"Oh?"

"That's interesting."

"No wonder that daredevil got trapped inside and couldn't get out."

"Wow, this place really does have some amazing dishes hidden away!"

Yang Guang turned his head.

I glanced through the car window at Chu Sheng and Er Lengzi, who had just squeezed out of the car with difficulty.

He couldn't help but linger his gaze on Er Lengzi.

"Hey, you simpleton, can you smell that?"

Er Lengzi was currently on all fours.

The big tail, which had been drooping, changed after hearing Yang Guang's words.

Its tail instantly stood straight up!

It even started shaking wildly like a propeller.

Its big tongue dangled from its mouth, and drool dripped down the corners of its mouth.

Those heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, were fixed on the dark, gaping gate of the abandoned school.

He looked at Yang Guang with wise eyes.

But those clear, seemingly foolish eyes were now filled with undisguised excitement!