He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

The voice just fell.

Accompanied by a piercing electrical hum.

The energetic DJ version of "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Trend" blasted off the abandoned school campus!

Not only that.

Chu Sheng took out a Bluetooth speaker with colorful running lights attached from his pocket and hung it around his neck.

The multicolored lights flashed wildly in the darkness, making it look like a moving country disco ball!

"The vast horizon is my love..."

The deafening singing completely drowned out the howling wind around them.

Yang Guang was almost deafened by the sudden music; his whole body went numb.

He turned around and kicked Chu Sheng's fat butt: "Are you fucking out of your mind?!"

"Is this guy here to hunt ghosts or to hold a concert?!"

Chu Sheng rubbed his backside, feeling wronged, and retorted confidently, "Brother Guang, you just don't understand!"

"This is called a combination of physical exorcism and spiritual intimidation!"

"This humble monk's ambient lighting, combined with those square dance tunes, will guarantee to confuse those little devils, overwhelming them with sheer presence before the fight even begins!"

Yang Guang, his face dark with anger, cursed, "You idiot!"

"Turn the volume down right now, or you'll scare the employer away, and I'll sell you into prostitution to pay off my debts!"

Chu Sheng reluctantly turned the volume down a bit, but the scrolling light was still flashing wildly.

The simpleton next to him was quite satisfied with the music, and even started wiggling his big butt to the beat.

The bizarre trio of a person, a ghost, and a dog headed straight for the dark school building, accompanied by a catchy tune.

I just reached the entrance to the first-floor corridor.

The fluorescent light tubes overhead, which had been broken for over a decade, suddenly began to flicker eerily.

"Sizzle... sizzle..."

The eerie blue light flickered, making the corridor even more sinister and terrifying.

At the end of the corridor is the art classroom.

Yang Guang sniffed and a cold smile curled at the corner of his mouth.

"Alright."

"The real deal is right ahead! Today, I'm going to crush any who dare to challenge me!"

Following the flickering, dim blue light, the man, the dog, and the monk quickly arrived at the entrance to the art classroom at the end of the corridor.

The wooden door was long since rotten, its mottled red paint resembling dried blood, and it emitted a nauseating musty smell.

The temperature around us dropped by more than ten degrees in that instant.

It was so cold that people were shivering.

Er Lengzi's silly dog ​​was excitedly looking for the buffet with its tongue lolling out, but as soon as it got close to the door, it immediately tucked its big tail between its legs.

"Woof!"

It barked at the door, a hint of fear in its eyes.

She took two steps back and hid next to Yang Guang's legs.

Yang Guang put his hands in his pockets and gestured with his chin toward the door.

"Monk, it's up to you now."

"Leave it to me, Guang-ge!"

Chu Sheng patted his potbelly, which was about to burst out of his clothes, and strode forward.

He stretched out his thick, fleshy hand, grabbed the rusty iron doorknob, and pressed it down hard.

"Click click click".

The handle seemed to protest under its strain, but the door remained unmoved.

"Oh?"

Chu Sheng chuckled, his chubby face twitching: "Pretty stubborn, huh?"

He took a half step back, took a deep breath, raised his thick right leg, and kicked the wooden door hard.

"Bang!"

A loud bang shook the entire building.

The wooden door didn't even lose a layer of skin; instead, the recoil force made Chu Sheng take a step back.

"Holy crap?"

Chu Sheng rubbed his numb thigh, his eyes widening: "Was that door welded shut?"

Yang Guang rolled his eyes and sneered, "Welded shut my ass!"

"It's being blocked by the resentment inside."

"The yin energy won't dissipate; even if you bring an excavator, you won't be able to break it open."

Upon hearing this, Chu Sheng immediately became furious.

"Damn it!"

"You dare to play these tricks on me?"

"You think this piece of junk can stop this humble monk?"

"Today, this humble monk will show you what true Buddha's compassion and the mighty Heavenly Dragon really mean!"

talking.

He pulled out a large porcelain cup engraved with golden Sanskrit characters from his wide monk's robe.

I weighed it in my hand for a moment.

Without any hesitation.

Chu Shenglun swung his arm and slammed the heavy porcelain cup against the door lock.

"Open it for me!"

"boom!"

A deafening thud exploded.

The moment the porcelain cup touched the door lock, a dazzling golden light suddenly burst forth from the bottom of the cup!

A huge, golden swastika suddenly appeared on the door, illuminating the originally dark and terrifying corridor as bright as day.

"what!"

A piercing scream came from behind the door.

The intense yin energy that had been lingering around the door melted away instantly in the face of this domineering Buddhist light, like ice and snow encountering a raging fire.

"Snap!"

The rotten wooden door, having finally lost all its support, swung open with a thud.

A sudden gust of cold wind carrying a fishy, ​​foul odor rushed out of the classroom.

Chu Sheng took a step forward and stood directly at the doorway.

but!

The accident happened at that moment.

Chu Sheng's size of over 250 pounds is just too damn huge!

Add to that his oversized monk's robe, and the way he stood in the doorway.

Good guy.

Perfectly fitted!

They blocked the entire classroom door so badly that not even a fly could get in.

Yang Guang stood behind, preparing to step inside.

As a result, he bumped headfirst into Chu Sheng's thick back, almost flattening his nose.

Yang Guang was furious.

"You son of a bitch!"

"Go in!"

"It's positioned here as a load-bearing wall!"

Er Lengzi was also anxiously scratching at the door frame.

"Woof woof woof!"

I was in a real hurry! The buffet was right inside, what was I doing blocking the entrance, you fatso?!

Chu Sheng completely ignored the protests behind him.

He was now completely immersed in his moment of glory.

"You beast, you're asking for death!"

Chu Sheng shouted loudly, causing dust to fall from the ceiling of the corridor.

Done.

He simply put the large porcelain cup back into his pocket.

Hands clasped together.

Eyes closed.

Despite the fat on his face, he managed to create a dignified and solemn expression.

Followed by.

The colorful Bluetooth speaker hanging around his neck instantly turned on to maximum volume.

A burst of energetic DJ music with a strong rhythm suddenly erupted in the quiet, abandoned school building.

Boom boom boom!

Boom boom boom!

Chu Sheng suddenly opened his eyes, pulled out a microphone from somewhere, and began to shout wildly in a very magnetic deep voice.

"The 'Crying Dog' song is playing on repeat, its sound echoing in my ears!"

Let time help me forget your image in my mind~

"Hey everyone, let's wave our hands!"

"Today, let this humble monk guide you through a unique experience of physical rituals for the deceased!"

This is not finished.

Accompanied by his mesmerizing shouts, waves of pure Buddhist light emanated from his body.

What's even more damning is that while Chu Sheng was rapping, his huge butt, which was about to burst out of his clothes, was also swaying to the rhythm.

Combined with the colorful scrolling lights.

This scene is practically a live broadcast from the disco event at Da Lei Yin Temple!