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"Woof!"

The husky leaped up.

The voice just fell.

Er Lengzi's four bowed legs kicked off the blue bricks, and his black and white figure transformed into a cannonball, crashing directly into Taigu on the ground.

Taigu was still crying and wailing, not even having a chance to react.

Er Lengzi opened his gaping maw, wide enough to swallow a volleyball.

"Oh my god, I'm suffocating!"

Click!

One mouthful.

They didn't even chew it.

Taigu's almost transparent soul was swallowed whole by this stupid dog.

Before a single scream could be heard, the entire storage room was completely silent.

Gudong.

Er Lengzi's throat bobbed.

He let out a loud burp.

The air fell into a deathly silence.

Wang Ziyun's semi-transparent figure floated in mid-air, making everyone stare in disbelief.

This demon that tormented her for months has just turned into a pile of dog food?

Yang Guang's lips twitched, and he almost dropped the willow branch in his hand.

He pointed his finger at the husky's nose.

"no."

"Isn't your appetite a little too good?"

"That's a huge piece of meat, old Deng, and you just swallowed it without even chewing it?"

"You'll eat anything when you're starving!"

Yang Guang put his hands back into the pockets of his faded sweatpants, his tone full of disgust: "That old bastard has done so many evils."

"You let him die so easily; you're letting him off too easily!"

Upon hearing this, Er Lengzi rolled his eyes, his one gold and one blue heterochromatic eyes widening in surprise.

It plopped down on the ground and scratched its ear with its hind leg: "Dad Yang, you're underestimating me."

"Am I the kind of dog who doesn't care about appearances?"

Er Lengzi stuck out his big tongue and licked his nose, then grinned, revealing an extremely sinister smile.

"That bastard is really wicked."

"How could I let him die so easily?"

Yang Guang raised an eyebrow.

"You didn't swallow it?"

Er Lengzi patted his round belly with his front paws.

"I swallowed it."

"But I didn't digest it!"

Erha sidled up to Yang Guang's legs, lowered his voice, and mysteriously boasted, "Dog Master knows what he's doing."

"Wait until late at night when you have nothing to do, or when you're full and have indigestion."

"I'll just spit him out and take a couple of bites."

"Hearing him scream twice before swallowing it is not only a fun thing, but also my little snack."

The husky's heterochromatic eyes gleamed with excitement: "I guarantee he'll never even be able to dream of being reincarnated!"

"This is what you call double torture, both physical and mental!"

Yang Guang was stunned.

Is this something a dog would do?

This idiot's brain is even more twisted than mine!

Keeping your enemy in your stomach as a chew toy?

Wang Ziyun, who was standing next to her, burst out laughing, a laugh filled with the exhilarating satisfaction of finally getting revenge.

Her knees buckled, and she kowtowed deeply to Yang Guang: "Thank you so much, Celestial Master, for avenging me!"

Yang Guang waved his hand.

"Alright."

"You entrusted me to help you deal with him, and now that the matter is done, you can pay me."

"One ghost tooth, ten drops of ghost tears!"

Wang Ziyun was full of gratitude and didn't waste any words. She immediately gave Yang Guang what he needed.

Then Yang Guang cast a soul-guiding talisman, and she transformed into a beam of white light, disappearing straight into the ground.

"All done, that's a wrap!"

Yang Guang put the chilling ghost tooth and ten crystal-clear ghost tears into his pocket.

I rubbed my fingers together a couple of times through the thin fabric.

In a good mood.

This is real, hard currency.

Another batch of raw materials for the Ghost Pearl has been obtained, worth a solid 100,000 yuan.

He turned his head to look at the husky on the ground.

"I'm gone."

Er Lengzi let out a loud burp, with half a drool still hanging from his mouth.

Upon hearing the instruction.

Its four bowed legs immediately sprang into action, wagging its tail as it followed.

The man and his dog returned the way they came.

Yang Guang stopped abruptly as he walked through the corridor with all the glass shattered.

A powerful, deep bass voice came from the direction of the art classroom at the end of the corridor.

Why does this music sound so frivolous and dissolute?

Holy crap?

Isn't this "The Wildcats"?

Yang Guang's lips twitched twice.

When he reached the door of the art classroom, he glanced inside.

The optic nerve was directly attacked.

In the spacious art classroom.

Chu Sheng had already put away his magic weapon, and pulled down half of his wide monk's robe to reveal his large, white, and fat arm.

His potbelly, which looked like it was about to burst out of his clothes, was shaking wildly to the rhythm of the music.

The colorful LED speaker around his neck flashed blinding red and green lights.

He held a microphone in his hand, and his voice switched to a deep, magnetic bass.

"Da Lei Yin Temple Zhumadian Branch Venue!"

"Hey everyone, let's send some gifts!"

"Let this humble monk guide you through the allure of Cyber ​​Buddhism!"

While shouting, he took a step forward with his thick right leg and made an extremely cringe-worthy hip thrust.

That's a size of 250 pounds.

Coupled with those alluring movements.

Its destructive power is a hundred times stronger than that red-clad senior ghost from before.

The staff of several live streaming teams nearby huddled in the corner, their mouths agape in disbelief.

Yang Guang froze on the door frame.

He raised his hand to his forehead.

I really wanted to turn around and leave, pretending I didn't know this fatso at all.

If Master Huineng saw this, even eight layers of coffin lids wouldn't be able to hold it down.

A sacred Buddhist sanctuary.

How could such a scoundrel have emerged?

The simpleton standing next to him was also stunned.

It was just about to open its mouth and utter a beautiful sentence in Northeastern dialect.

Looking up, I saw several unfamiliar faces in the room.

This dog's brain works incredibly fast.

He swallowed back the curse that was about to come out of his mouth.

"Woof!"

It wagged its big tail very obediently.

Pretending to be stupid.

Yang Guang couldn't stand it any longer, so he strode in and kicked Chu Sheng's fat buttocks.

"Are you trying to die?!"

"I told you to stay here and keep order, but you're running a midnight show?"

Chu Sheng was kicked and staggered.

The microphone in my hand almost flew out of my hand.

He turned his head away, looking aggrieved, and turned down the volume knob on the LED light speaker.

"Brother Guang, you just don't understand."

"I'm using Buddhism to enlighten the viewers in my live stream, and at the same time, I'm promoting our positive energy of fighting demons and protecting the righteous path."

Chu Sheng winked and lowered his voice: "And make some money from incense offerings on the side."

Yang Guang ignored him and simply skipped over the mountain of flesh.

Jiang Siyu quickly came to greet her.

This beautiful female CEO, worth over 100 million yuan, was completely devoid of her usual cold and arrogant demeanor at this moment.

She walked briskly to Yang Guang, her high heels clicking on the dusty cement floor.

Their gazes swept back and forth over him.

from head to foot.

"Is the matter settled?"

Jiang Siyu's tone was urgent, but seeing that Yang Guang's hair was perfectly in place, her breathing finally calmed down.

Yang Guang put his hands into the pockets of his faded sweatpants.

Chin tilted up 30 degrees.

He gave an extremely arrogant snort.

"Is that even a question?"

"When I personally take charge, there's no problem I can't solve."

"I've taken care of everything here."

Jiang Siyu looked at his behavior and didn't feel disgusted at all. Instead, she chuckled.

"Since everything's alright, let's go."

Jiang Siyu turned around and waved to the staff behind her: "Pack up the equipment, let's call it a day."

then.

She turned back to look at Yang Guang.

"Let's go out for a meal."

The moment I heard the words "please treat me to a meal".

Yang Guang's eyes lit up immediately.