He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Er Lengzi squatted down at Chu Sheng's feet, his heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, wide open, his heart bursting with joy.

I couldn't help but feel a sense of schadenfreude in my heart.

"Oh my god."

"This scene is even more exciting than when I, your master, was fighting over a big bone!"

"Yang's father is going to crash and burn. He's provoked so many tigresses. Isn't he afraid of ruining his kidneys?"

Yang Guang had no time to pay attention to the sarcastic remarks of the man and the dog.

His eyes darted around, and he made a decision on the spot.

He quickly waved to the group of female anchors around him who were still trying to stick their fingers up to him, and put on a serious and dignified expression.

"Hey, ladies, you guys go back to your live streams first."

"Work is the priority!"

"Don't worry, I, Yang Guang, am a man who sees things through to the end."

"I've taken all your questions to heart. When I come to the company later, I'll read your palms, analyze your birth charts, and check your feng shui one by one!"

"No matter what the problem is, I guarantee I'll cure it completely, and I'll give you a 10% discount!"

"No!"

"Break the bones!"

Upon hearing this, the female anchors immediately became displeased: "Oh, Master Yang, when are you coming again?"

"That's right."

"I'm really panicking right now, so I'd like you to take a look."

Yang Guang was sweating profusely with anxiety. If these young ladies didn't leave soon, the two at the elevator entrance might just rush over and start stabbing people with knives.

Lin Yue, this violent policewoman, always carries handcuffs with her!

Yu Zixin is even more problematic, as she is his own half-daughter!

If she misunderstands that I am a scumbag father who is fooling around in the Spider Cave, wouldn't my glorious and dignified image as an elder be completely destroyed?

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

Yang Guang coaxed and lied, "Go make some money quickly, and I'll treat you to a meal when you've made some!"

A female anchor with fox-like eyes had a sudden inspiration and pulled out the latest iPhone.

"Master Yang, why don't you add him on WeChat?"

"They might ask you to do fortune telling on WeChat later!"

As soon as he said that, the other girls immediately realized what he meant.

"Yes, yes, add me on WeChat!"

"Master Yang, scan me!"

"I'll sweep you up! I'll sweep you up!"

moment.

Dozens of mobile phones were shoved into Yang Guang's face.

Yang Guang was stunned for a moment, then felt an overwhelming joy in his heart.

What the hell!

So many pretty girls' WeChat accounts?

This was a treatment he never dared to dream of before.

The pool of potential descendants for the Yang family has suddenly become quite large!

Yang Guang immediately forgot about the death stares from Lin Yue and Yu Zixin.

He frantically pulled out the old smartphone from his pocket—its screen had three cracks and it would freeze for three seconds if he pressed a button.

"Don't rush, don't rush!"

"One at a time!"

"Holy crap, stop pushing! My phone's freezing!"

"drop!"

"Scanned, scanned. What was the note again?"

"Bobo, right?"

"Okay, Bobo girl!"

"Hey, you long-legged girl, stop shaking, I can't scan the QR code!"

Yang Guang laughed so hard that his back teeth were showing, and his mouth was stretched almost to the back of his head.

This crappy phone, though incredibly slow, displayed astonishing resilience at this moment, adding dozens of friends without crashing.

Jiang Siyu watched from the side, her temples throbbing.

She turned her head, shrugged at Lin Yue and Yu Zixin at the elevator entrance, and coldly uttered a sentence.

"Look."

"This is the Master Yang you've been looking for."

"Our company's newest 'Friend of Women'."

Donut added insult to injury: "She's practically a master of time management."

Lin Yue strode over, her military boots making a crisp sound on the floor, exuding an aura of authority.

Those beautiful phoenix eyes stared intently at Yang Guang, and she sneered through gritted teeth.

"Yang Guang".

"Is this what you meant by 'an emergency'?"

"You were on your way back to the city just to rush here to have your palm read?"

Yu Zixin also walked over, her pure face expressionless, but her tone carried a chilling aura that kept strangers at bay.

"Yang Guang".

"You say you're doing important business, is this the kind of important business you're talking about?"

Yang Guang had just accepted the last girl's friend request and stuffed his phone into his pocket.

He looked up and met Lin Yue and Yu Zixin's murderous eyes.

Then look at Jiang Siyu next to her, who has a face full of disdain, and Donut, who is rolling her eyes.

Four women.

Four completely different temperaments, but at this moment they were all staring at him with an unanimous gaze, their eyes filled with the words "scumbag" in bold capital letters.

Yang Guang swallowed hard.

He shoved his hands into the pockets of his faded sweatpants.

I forced myself to straighten my back.

They put on an air of righteous indignation and concern for the world.

"Ahem!"

Yang Guang cleared his throat and said seriously, "Officer Lin, how can you slander someone's innocence like this?"

"I, Yang Guang, have acted uprightly and honestly; I am doing this to save all living beings!"

"Didn't you guys notice?"

Yang Guang stretched out his hand, pointing at the company with an air of authority: "President Jiang's company has too much of a sinister atmosphere!"

"This place is dominated by yin energy and deficient in yang energy. Over time, this will inevitably affect the feng shui and attract unclean spirits!"

"I was just using my extremely powerful and masculine Heavenly Master Qi to exorcise evil spirits and ward off misfortune for them!"

"If I don't go to hell, who will?"

"I made a huge sacrifice to maintain social harmony and stability!"

These words were spoken with force and conviction.

Even he almost believed it himself.

Chu Sheng, who was listening from behind, clicked his tongue and nudged Er Lengzi's head with his elbow.

"See that?"

"Brother Guang's shamelessness is something even this humble monk, with his iron bell-like defense, would be ashamed of."

Er Lengzi nodded in deep agreement: "Woof~"

Lin Yue was so angry she laughed.

She took a step closer, her impressive bust almost touching Yang Guang's face.

"To ward off evil spirits and bring good fortune?"

Lin Yue scoffed, "Using touching someone's hand and staring at them to ward off evil spirits?"

"Is your Celestial Master's Qi equipped with an autopilot?"

Yu Zixin stared intently at Yang Guang, her cool tone carrying a hint of barely perceptible grievance.

"Yang Guang".

Do you think you're funny?

She took a deep breath and said, "I've come to see you because it's very important."

Upon hearing this, Yang Guang immediately seized the opportunity to back down.

"Understand!"

"I understand everything!"

"This place is definitely not suitable for discussing serious matters. Let's go, let's find somewhere else!"

As Yang Guang spoke, he slipped away, attempting to escape this hellish scene.

Before he could even take two steps, Lin Yue reached out and grabbed his collar.

"Where do you want to run?"

"I haven't told you my story yet!"

Lin Yue glared at her: "I also have something urgent to discuss with you!"

"You have to come with me now!"

Upon hearing this, Yu Zixin immediately frowned.

She turned to Lin Yue and said firmly, "Officer Lin, shouldn't there be a sense of order in everything?"

"I called Yang Guang first, and my matter was very urgent, so he had to come with me first."

Lin Yue raised an eyebrow.

As a police officer, she was used to being decisive and efficient; when had she ever been contradicted like this?

What's more, the other party is a seemingly delicate high school student.

"Little sister, the police are investigating a case; it's a matter of life and death."

Lin Yue's tone was firm: "No matter how urgent your matter is, can it be more urgent than someone's life?"

Yu Zixin retorted coldly, "For me, this is more important than anything else!"