He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Lin Yue was extremely strong; with that pull, she almost knocked Yang Guang over.

"Holy crap!"

Yang Guang winced in pain: "Officer Lin, be gentle! A dislocated arm isn't considered a work-related injury!"

But he hadn't had time to regain his balance.

Yu Zixin grabbed his other arm.

Although Yu Zixin is usually gentle and aloof, she is a well-behaved and sensible school beauty at No. 3 Middle School.

But at this moment, she also showed an unprecedented stubbornness.

Although she didn't speak as loudly as Lin Yue, she simply held tightly to Yang Guang's right arm with both hands.

He looked at Yang Guang with a serious expression, his eyes filled with an undeniable stubbornness.

This time, Lin Yue was furious.

She sneered and tightened her grip again: "Little sister, this is a police investigation; your moral blackmail won't work!"

"Come with me!"

"Come with me!"

The two women each grabbed one of the arms and began to pull frantically.

Yang Guang completely broke down!

He was suspended in mid-air, in a starfish shape.

On the left is a tremendous brute force, and on the right is a stubborn dragging force.

He felt like the cream filling in a sandwich cookie, about to be crushed by the two cookies.

Damn it!

What's wrong with those two women today?

Did he take the wrong medicine or something else went wrong?

I'm just an innocent 18-year-old boy who wants to earn some good deeds to pay off his debts, and incidentally save money to get married and have children!

Why do I have to endure this kind of chaotic situation that I shouldn't have to bear at my age?

I quit!

"Let go!"

"Let go, all of you!"

Yang Guang stomped his foot and unleashed a burst of brute force, forcefully pulling his arms out of the two women's hands.

He rubbed his arm, which was throbbing from being pinched, and looked at the two of them in despair.

"Okay, that's enough!"

"What are you trying to do?"

Yang Guang rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"I'm all alone, with only one life. I don't know how to use shadow clones!"

"Just tell me what's on your mind one by one, and I'll handle it one by one, okay?"

"What kind of behavior is this, pulling and shoving each other in public!"

Done.

Yang Guang immediately turned around, glared at Lin Yue, and launched into a tirade: "Officer Lin!"

"You're a police officer, no matter what, sister!"

"I'm just an ordinary citizen; I'm not even a police auxiliary officer."

"If your police station has any major cases, go investigate them yourselves. Why are you coming to me?"

"I'm not wearing that uniform, and I have no obligation to catch thieves, right?"

Lin Yue was taken aback by Yang Guang's rapid-fire retorts.

I was just about to speak up and refute.

Yang Guang didn't give her a chance at all, spreading his hands and speaking with a straight face.

"We'll see."

"I didn't see any money!"

"You're working for high salaries paid by the government, plus benefits like social insurance and housing fund!"

"Who do I matter?"

"I've been running around doing things for you guys, and you don't even provide me with a boxed lunch. I have to pay for my own taxi fare."

"This is called getting something for free, you know?!"

"I'm very busy every day, accumulating merit and saving up for my wife, making millions every minute. I don't have time to work for you for free!"

Lin Yue was speechless.

Her pretty face turned pale and then flushed, and her chest heaved violently.

As the toughest woman in the police force, she usually speaks directly with handcuffs, but today she was speechless after Yang Guang's vulgar and realistic remarks.

Because Yang Guang was telling the whole truth!

He definitely wasn't paid!

After criticizing Lin Yue.

Yang Guang turned his head and his gaze fell on Yu Zixin beside him.

Yu Zixin remained in the same pulling posture as before, her cool face showing a hint of stubbornness.

Yang Guang frowned, immediately adopting the tone of an elder: "And you too!"

Why are you joining in this commotion?

"Why are you out here at the middle of the night instead of going home to sleep, coming to this kind of chaotic live-streaming company?"

Yang Guang reached out and tapped Yu Zixin's forehead: "Aren't you going to school?"

"Have you done your homework today?"

How did you do on the midterm exams?

"Have you finished reviewing the '53' practice questions?"

How many English words have you memorized?

A five-hit barrage of soul-searching questions!

Yu Zixin was completely stunned.

Yang Guang continued his tirade with a tone of utter disappointment: "Honestly, you're always causing me so much trouble!"

"Your father entrusted you to me so that I could watch over you and ensure you study hard and make progress every day."

"I didn't expect you to come here in the middle of the night and try to take my money from the policewoman!"

"Pooh!"

"They're not stealing my attention, they're stealing my attention as an elder!"

As soon as those words were spoken...

The entire office area fell into a deathly silence.

All the female anchors watching were dumbfounded.

Jiang Siyu almost spat the coffee she had just drunk directly onto the donut's face across from her.

Is this guy crazy?

He was being swayed by two stunning beauties.

He should just give up on enjoying the best of both worlds.

How can you talk about obligations, appearance fees, and home visit assignments here?

He deserves to be single forever!

In the corner, Chu Sheng clasped his hands together, his prayer beads spinning rapidly.

"Amitabha."

"Brother Guang's skillful severing of emotional ties is something this humble monk is ashamed of."

"That mouth of yours is harder than my wooden fish."

Er Lengzi squatted on the ground, his two paws tightly covering his eyes.

It's unbearable to look at.

It's unbearable to look at!

I feel ashamed for him.

but.

To everyone's great surprise...

He was given a stern and merciless scolding by Yang Guang.

Instead of getting angry, Lin Yue and Yu Zixin miraculously calmed down.

Lin Yue felt that Yang Guang's words, though rough, made sense; the police indeed had no reason to forcibly conscript an ordinary citizen to handle a case.

Yu Zixin was stunned by the string of "homework".

In addition, Yang Guang brought up the old squad leader.

This made her feel a little wronged, so she could only bite her lower lip, look down at her toes, and remain silent.

The situation was brought under control in an instant.

Yang Guang saw this.

He was incredibly proud of himself.

I breathed a sigh of relief.

Thank goodness.

My eloquence is truly unmatched; it would be a shame if I didn't go into live-streaming e-commerce.

Otherwise, who knows how long these two girls would have kept causing trouble.

but.

Seeing the two women silently bowing their heads.

A policewoman who is usually decisive and efficient, and a school beauty who is usually aloof and academically gifted.

Now that he was standing there like two elementary school students who had done something wrong and were being scolded, Yang Guang felt inexplicably reluctant to let them go.

Especially Yu Zixin, whose eyes were starting to redden slightly.

If my old squad leader knew this from beyond the grave, he'd probably crawl out in the middle of the night and strangle me.

He sighed helplessly.

Yang Guang put his hands back into his sweatpants pockets, and his tone softened.

He first looked at Lin Yue.

"Alright, policewoman."

"Stop making that face, it's like I'm bullying a public servant."

"You tell me."

"What's the rush?"

"You won't even let me eat a bite of food, do you have to kidnap me now?"