He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

When Ah Zeng met Yang Guang's gaze, he immediately understood what was going on.

This kid is practically a reincarnation of a glutton, a ruthless opportunist!

Ah Zeng coughed lightly, subconsciously taking half a step back to avoid Yang Guang's burning gaze, and said, "Well, brother, you know the situation is special today."

"This is such a big matter, I must rush back to Yudu to submit a report immediately."

"Report this matter to the General Administration in detail."

"This is a big case!"

"There's no time to waste."

Ah Zeng rubbed his hands together, and continued apologetically, "So, I'm afraid I can't keep my promise to treat you to dinner tonight."

"But don't worry!"

"Next time you come to Chongqing, or when I come to Fengdu, I'll definitely treat you to a good meal!"

"Eat whatever you want!"

"When the time comes, you can choose whatever you like, whether it flies in the sky or swims in the sea, okay?"

Promises made in vain?

Upon hearing this, Yang Guang's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.

Damn it!

I went through all the trouble of running over with them in the middle of the night, and not only did I put in a lot of effort, but I also managed to finish off those four old folks completely.

I didn't even get a hot meal in the middle of the night.

And what did those bastards do? After using the people, they just wanted to pack up and leave?

They won't even give us a midnight snack?

Is this what they call "discarding the donkey after it has done its work" or "breaking the bridge after it has crossed the river"

The key point is that I already had food to eat, so thinking about it this way, wouldn't I be losing out even more?

Yang Guang was so angry he was practically fuming!

The smile on his face vanished instantly, replaced by indignation.

He shoved his hands into the pockets of his faded sweatpants and said irritably, "You guys are absolutely inhuman!"

"They're even worse than unscrupulous capitalists!"

"At least capitalists provide a boxed lunch!"

"How can you work all you want without getting any food?"

"You're just making the horse run, but not letting it eat grass?"

"With your stinginess, you call yourselves the 749 Bureau? You should be called the Iron Rooster Bureau!"

Yang Guang grew angrier and angrier, and finally burst into a tirade: "I'm never going to talk to you guys again, no matter what major cases or generous rewards you offer."

"You can go find whoever you want from now on, I'm not putting up with this anymore!"

"I won't even look at Old Deng's top-secret files!"

"At worst, I'll go to the street every day and tell fortunes for elementary school kids. A dollar a time is better than starving with you guys!"

Bai Sheng, standing to the side, covered his swollen face. Hearing Yang Guang's outburst, he couldn't help but start making sarcastic remarks again.

"You...you don't know the rules...we have discipline..."

Yang Guang whirled around, his icy gaze sweeping over her: "If you say another word, I'll make the other half of your face symmetrical too, and while I'm at it, I'll make you eat your midnight snack through your nostrils, you believe me?"

Bai Sheng was so frightened that he shuddered, quickly covered his mouth, and continued to act like a quail, pressed against the wall.

When Ah Zeng saw Yang Guang's posture, he knew that this little rascal was really getting angry.

Although this was his first meeting with Yang Guang, he had already figured out Yang Guang's temperament and character.

This kid is a stubborn mule, and he's also incredibly greedy for money.

Anything that can be solved with money is no problem for him.

Ah Zeng immediately came over with a smile and reached out to tug at Yang Guang's sleeve to comfort him.

"Hey bro, don't be angry."

"Getting angry is bad for your health. How can our friendship be ruined over a single meal?"

"I still need to go back and apply for the bounty on those four old monsters for you. Are you just going to abandon me now? You don't want those millions?"

Upon hearing "millions,"

Yang Guang's expression softened slightly, but he still snorted coldly, "One thing at a time."

"The bounty is the bounty, and the midnight snack for working is the midnight snack; they cannot be confused."

"This is a problem of attitude!"

Ah Zeng chuckled, took out his phone, turned on the screen, and said to Yang Guang, "Brother, you're right, we didn't think it through."

"But you saw what happened today."

"Brother, I really don't have time to have dinner with you today, I have a lot of reports to work on."

"so!"

"I'm transferring the money for your meals to you. You can eat whatever you want. Besides, you've gone to so much trouble to help us, so you've eaten your share too."

"Do you think this is okay?"

Upon hearing this, Yang Guang's angry expression immediately disappeared.

Instead, they wore bright smiles.

He immediately gave Zeng a thumbs up, and with an approving expression, blurted out, "Not bad, Lao Zeng!"

"Why didn't you say so earlier? Wouldn't that have solved the problem?"

"Why bother with all that fancy stuff? I love your straightforward and direct approach!"

"Come on, come on, come on!"

talking.

Yang Guang couldn't wait to reach into his pocket and pull out his tattered secondhand smartphone.

He skillfully opened WeChat and flashed the QR code for receiving payments right under Zeng's nose.

"Scan here!"

"Go ahead and transfer as much as you like, I don't mind. I can afford ten or twenty thousand, or even three thousand!"

Ah Zeng glanced at Yang Guang's phone, and his lips twitched violently twice.

Is this supposed to be a cell phone?

The screen shattered into a spiderweb pattern, with three cracks running across the entire screen, making the text almost illegible, and several patches of paint had chipped off the side.

The buttons look like they're about to fall off.

Even the old man who picks up trash would probably complain that this piece of junk takes up too much space.

He's still using it even in this state?

Ah Zeng thought Yang Guang was simply greedy for money.

But now it seems...

Yang Guang was not only greedy, but also stingy to an outrageous degree!

They really don't want to spend a single penny.

Isn't this just a modern-day Pixiu?

Only in, no out!

Looking at how shabby this phone is, Ah Zeng doesn't even know how to complain.

Putting aside everything else.

Judging from the strength Yang Guang displayed tonight, this kid's cultivation level is so high that he's practically untouchable in the entire metaphysics world.

A big shot like that could easily charge hundreds of thousands to do a feng shui consultation or exorcise evil spirits for any wealthy person.

How could I not make money?

This is even more shabby than a beggar on the street!

While scanning the code, Ah Zeng couldn't help but earnestly advise, "Brother, I'm not trying to be mean."

"You're a big shot now, can't you pay a little attention to your personal image?"

"Your phone is always with you, it's really suffering."

"Shouldn't you at least get a new one?"

"A phone that costs around a thousand yuan in a store is much better than this."

Yang Guang looked at the two thousand yuan transfer record that popped up on the screen, and the smile in his eyes deepened.

He quickly tapped the payment button.

Then he casually stuffed the broken phone back into his pocket and said matter-of-factly, "What do you know?"

"That's called being a good homemaker, thrifty and frugal!"

"A thousand yuan is still money. I need to save up to get married. Dowries are so expensive these days."

"Besides, you said it yourself, I can have several wives."

"That's several dowries."

"Don't I have to be careful with my money?"

"Moreover, these wives not only demand a dowry, but also a car and a house."

"And since they're bearing children for the Yang family, shouldn't they book a high-end postpartum care center?"

"Can't we buy imported diapers and baby formula?"

"Where in all of these aspects is money not needed?"

"As long as you can scan a QR code to pay with your phone, why bother with all the fancy stuff?"

"You people who get a fixed salary can't understand the hardships of young entrepreneurs like me."

"..."