He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Because Yang Guang's killing intent was so targeted, Er Lengzi, who was picking his teeth with a bone by the table, twitched his two erect triangular ears slightly.

Those big, bright eyes, one gold and one blue, casually shifted back a millimeter.

He met Yang Guang's cold, sinister eyes, which seemed to want to cook him into a dog meat hotpot.

"Awoo?"

Er Lengzi's fur bristled instantly. Without a moment's hesitation, he shrank his neck and slid smoothly from the stool under the table.

Not only does it drill quickly.

To make matters worse, it managed to grab a clean apron and cover its head with it.

They directly used physical invisibility.

As for the fat monk Chu Sheng, he was currently immersed in the ultimate sublimation of combining carbohydrates and fats.

His small eyes were narrowed to slits, completely unaware of the unusual atmosphere around him.

Yang Guang walked behind Chu Sheng expressionlessly, crossed his arms, and coldly looked down at the greasy bald head.

"Is it tasty?"

The sound was as cold as ice, like the scraping of metal without any life.

With half a roasted chicken foot still stuffed in his mouth, Chu Sheng chewed it, making a crunching sound as he nodded repeatedly without looking up.

"tasty!"

"It's so delicious!"

"You wouldn't believe it, this restaurant's grilled kidneys are absolutely amazing! The gamey smell is completely masked by cumin. I've never had enough of them in my life!"

"Let's order another twenty large, crispy cartilage pieces. We're going to eat our fill today..."

He only got halfway through his sentence.

Suddenly, the hairs on the back of Chu Sheng's head stood on end.

Not right.

Why does that voice sound so much like Brother Guang?

The phoenix claw in Chu Sheng's hand paused in mid-air, his fat body stiffened, and he slowly raised his head.

They were immediately confronted by Yang Guang's gloomy face, as if he had just been lifted out of a coffin.

"belch!"

Chu Sheng was caught red-handed and was so frightened that he let out a loud, crisp burp.

A burst of pure cumin oily smoke wafted out.

His fleshy body visibly tightened, and he instantly became extremely nervous!

To die!

But this guy truly lives up to his reputation as someone who can carry a Bluetooth speaker to a graveyard and rap!

His mind works incredibly smoothly.

He quickly put on a fawning smile that was downright disgusting, tossed the remaining half of the chicken foot under the table leg, and then vigorously rubbed the grease off his beer belly.

"Hey Guang-ge, you've finished your business?"

Chu Sheng blinked his small eyes, his face full of innocent anticipation for his older brother: "I knew you were blessed with good fortune, Brother Guang! Those small fry are no match for you!"

"Look, look, you must be starving after working so hard for so long!"

"I've been thinking about you!"

"This table's best food was specially saved for you, Brother Guang!"

Yang Guang gave a forced smile, his eyes still like two sharp knives: "Where?"

"Isn't it just sitting here?"

Chu Sheng glared at a huge, flat-bottomed porcelain plate next to the food stall table with great pride.

"Brother Guang, listen to me! That's our shop's signature spicy rosemary lamb tail fat skewer. One bite and it's incredibly fragrant."

"I deliberately held back so that Zixin and the others wouldn't get any; I saved it specifically for you!"

Done.

Chu Sheng confidently gestured forward with his hand.

The scene fell into complete silence.

next second.

Chu Sheng's beady eyes widened instantly, becoming larger than pigeon eggs.

In that flat-bottomed porcelain plate, which was as big as a washbasin, there wasn't even a single peppercorn, let alone a large skewer of mutton tail fat!

It's so clean!

Under the refraction of the incandescent light at night, the plate emitted the unique lustrous sheen of porcelain. Not only was there not a single oil stain on the surface, but it was even more thoroughly clean than the antibacterial alcohol scraped off during the factory inspection.

Let alone meat.

Even a fly would have to do the splits if it landed on it!

Chu Sheng was stunned; his mind went blank on the spot.

"no……"

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, his fingertips trembling as he pointed at the empty bowl: "This doesn't make sense!"

"I clearly had two of the biggest bunches there, ready to use them for my closing report!"

Followed by.

His ears twitched.

A rapid chewing sound under the table, along with the sound of a dog's paws scratching the ground, reached his ears.

Looking down again, he saw Er Lengzi's blue and gold eyes peeking out from under his apron, and he was actually grinning at him.

"You bastard!"

Chu Sheng lost his temper, slapped the table leg, and yelled, "You fucking dog!"

"I painstakingly saved up these life-saving and protective herbs, and you fucking ate them?!"

The simpleton under the table showed him no sympathy whatsoever: "Woof woof!"

With outsiders around, especially in front of the school beauty Yu Zixin, Er Lengzi displayed the characteristics of an ignorant purebred husky to the fullest.

His eyes were filled with the innocence and confusion of a primitive, mentally challenged animal.

It's like it's saying, "What are you talking about? I'm just here to sleep."

Watching this farce between the man and the dog, which even a three-year-old couldn't fool, Yang Guang's patience finally reached its limit.

He stuck a finger into Chu Sheng's fat neck and cursed angrily, "Twenty thousand yuan!"

"That's a wad of cash big enough to slap someone in the face!"

"I worked so hard in the army, eating meager meals, and even fought with old men for water bottles by the garbage cans in high school. I risked my life to pay for your meals!"

"Two hours!"

"That's all you ate?"

"Is 20,000 yuan enough for your food for several days?"

"Even if I run my legs off every day, I still can't withstand this kind of abuse from you guys!"

Yang Guang launched into a tirade against him.

Chu Sheng and Er Lengzi could only hang their heads at this moment.

One was stroking his bald head, and the other had droopy dog ​​ears; the two looked like elementary school students who had made a mistake.

They stood obediently in a row, not daring to utter a single word.

After all, they were in the wrong.

With a budget of 20,000 yuan, how much of it was spent on a barbecue? Anyone would be furious in that situation.

Just as tensions were rising and Yang Guang was about to give the two of them a physical and violent send-off, he...

Yu Zixin, who had been silent the whole time, stood up.

She couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle, then quickly reached out and tugged at Yang Guang's sleeve.

"that……"

"Don't be angry, please sit down."

Yu Zixin looked at Yang Guang with a smile, then turned and waved to the food stall owner: "Boss, the food can be served now!"

The voice just fell.

The boss came running over with a smile, carrying two large trays.

"Okay!"

"Our signature spicy rosemary lamb tail fat skewers (10 skewers)!"

"One serving of stir-fried pork kidneys!"

"Ten large grilled oysters!"

"And here's this roasted lamb leg that I specially saved for you!"

soon.

A new folding table was put together, and a table full of hearty dishes was laid out.

The sizzling aroma of grilled meat, mixed with the rich scent of cumin and chili powder, wafted straight into Yang Guang's nose.

Seeing so much delicious food.

One second Yang Guang was on the verge of exploding with rage, the next second his eyes lit up like a 1000-watt incandescent light bulb!

My stomach also let out a rumbling sound.

"this……"

Yang Guang swallowed hard, pointed at the dishes on the table, and looked at Yu Zixin with some surprise.

Yu Zixin winked playfully.

"Eat quickly."

"This is what I asked the boss to save for you in the kitchen."

"I know if you're hungry after you come here, those two definitely won't leave you even a single skewer."