He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Zhang Linghe was completely dumbfounded.

The ancestor appeared out of the blue, just to ask for a transfer of 100,000 yuan?

Isn't this a common tactic used in scam calls?

He stared blankly at Zhang Linghe.

The old Celestial Master roared, "What are you all standing there for?!"

"If you don't share this, I'll haunt your dreams every night from now on!"

Startled, Zhang Linghe frantically pulled out his latest mobile phone from his Taoist robe and hurriedly opened the bank app.

Grandmaster!

These days, even the underworld is starting to support online payments?

Isn't that too ahead of its time?

But now that the money has been transferred, who exactly is the fraudster?

Although he was thinking this, Zhang Linghe's hands were not idle. However, these days, transferring large sums of money requires verifying the other party's name.

Zhang Linghe looked at the card number. What was the other party's name again?

Only "*light" is displayed above.

Zhang Linghe asked the air in a low voice, "Grandmaster, what's this person's surname?"

The illusory image of the old Celestial Master, which was about to dissipate, became so angry upon hearing this that his mustache twitched and he blurted out, "His surname is Yang!"

Done.

The old master flicked his sleeve: "Spin it now!"

"That's it, I never want to see him again in my life!"

Then, with a "bang," it turned into a wisp of blue smoke and disappeared.

Zhang Linghe was completely bewildered.

Is your surname Yang?

Yang Guang?

Why would the Old Master give money to a man named Yang Guang?

And why are you so angry?

Could this be some kind of romantic entanglement he's had outside?

Wait a minute, back then, the Old Celestial Master...

cough cough...

Zhang Linghe shook his head, banishing the rebellious thoughts from his mind.

He didn't know why, but he felt that the name sounded so familiar.

It sounds like I've heard it somewhere before.

But for the time being, he really couldn't remember.

"Never mind, never mind."

Zhang Linghe shook his head and tapped rapidly on the screen.

It's just 100,000 yuan.

For Longhu Mountain, that's just the money from selling a couple of tickets and a few sticks of incense.

Spending 100,000 yuan to ensure the peace of one's master is a worthwhile deal!

……

The scene changes.

Fengdu.

The first rays of morning sunlight streamed through the window, illuminating Yang Guang's face, which wore a greedy smile.

Yang Guang rubbed his eyes and sat up from the mat.

He instinctively picked up the broken phone with three cracks in the screen that was next to his pillow.

As soon as I turned on the screen, I saw the bank card payment notification.

As expected, 100,000 was deposited into the account!

Looking at the long string of zeros, Yang Guang burst into laughter like a pig: "Hehe!"

"The Old Master is indeed a very honest person!"

"If you say 100,000, then it's 100,000, not a penny more. That's a bit stingy."

Yang Guang happily put his phone into his pocket.

who cares.

This 100,000 is like finding it for free.

read this.

Yang Guang packed up and went out, but before leaving, he glanced at the rooster perched on the tree branch and wondered why it looked even more handsome than before.

Today really is a good day!

I find Chicken Bro much more pleasing to the eye now.

Yang Guang hummed an off-key tune and strolled straight to school.

As soon as I arrived at the entrance of No. 3 Middle School, I saw a fat man with a big bald head and a string of Buddhist beads around his neck squatting at the school gate.

Who else could it be but Chu Sheng, this disgrace to Buddhism?

There was a dog next to Chu Sheng at this time.

That's Er Lengzi.

A man and a dog were staring at the long legs of female students entering and leaving the school gate, their mouths practically watering.

"Brother Guang!"

Chu Sheng, with his sharp eyes, spotted Yang Guang at a glance, dusted himself off, and came over to greet him.

"Woof woof!"

Er Lengzi quickly ran over, wagging its tail around Yang Guang, its heterochromatic eyes darting around.

Yang Guang looked at Chu Sheng with a puzzled expression, raising an eyebrow: "You're here so early?"

"I thought you weren't coming to class today."

This kid ate a lot at the food stall last night, and he's still able to get up and go to school today?

Upon hearing this, Chu Sheng immediately patted his chest and said righteously, "Brother Guang, what you're saying!"

"Monks do not lie!"

"Since the principal has given you the meal card, how can I let down the school leaders' good intentions?"

Chu Sheng rubbed his bald head and said matter-of-factly, "Why wouldn't I come if I can get something for free?"

"This humble monk would never do such a wasteful thing!"

Yang Guang was stunned for two seconds after hearing this.

He then slapped his thigh and burst into laughter: "Hahahaha!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Old Chu, I didn't realize you had such high awareness!"

"So we're kindred spirits!"

Yang Guang put his arm around Chu Sheng's shoulder, looking like they were best buddies: "Since we share the same goal, what are we waiting for?"

"Let's go!"

"I ate as much as I wanted this morning, since I paid by card anyway!"

Chu Sheng's small eyes lit up, and he rubbed his hands together excitedly, saying, "Absolutely!"

"Brother Guang, you were watching me this morning!"

"I absolutely have to make two more baskets of meat buns!"

The two exchanged a smile, a smile that revealed a lewdness that seemed to say, "I can't get enough of taking advantage."

With Er Lengzi by their side, the two men and the dog strode headed towards the school cafeteria with an air of nonchalance.

Ten minutes later.

At the cafeteria on the first floor of No. 3 Middle School, there is a large round table closest to the window.

Yang Guang and Chu Sheng sat facing each other, with a simpleton squatting next to them.

In front of them were twenty large steamers of meat buns!

Also, some random food.

This setup is just like a Manchu Han Imperial Feast!

The key point is that this is breakfast!

Chu Sheng grabbed a meat bun in each hand and devoured it in two bites, not forgetting to call out to Yang Guang, "Brother Guang, eat it while it's hot!"

Yang Guang was not to be outdone. He held a fried dough stick in his left hand and a steamed bun in his right, and didn't forget to throw two meat buns to Er Lengzi.

"Eat, eat, eat!"

"Enough for everyone!"

"The principal will pay the bill!"

Because they arrived early, there weren't many people in the cafeteria yet, so they moved all the food piled up onto the table.

As time went on, more and more students came to have breakfast.

When these students passed by with their cups of soy milk and steamed buns, they all involuntarily stopped in their tracks.

Everyone stared wide-eyed.

They stared in utter astonishment at the two reincarnations of starving ghosts.

"Holy crap?"

"These two must be refugees who fled here during the famine, right?"

"My goodness, twenty baskets of steamed buns! Did they raid the cafeteria's kitchen?"

"Has that fat monk been starving for eight lifetimes?"

"And that dog, it can even peel tea eggs?"

The students around them whispered among themselves, looking at them as if they were monkeys in a zoo.

If it were an ordinary person, being surrounded by so many people would probably make them blush and want to disappear into the ground.

But who are Yang Guang and Chu Sheng?

These two have skin thicker than the corner of a city wall!

Let others think what they want.

As long as I am not embarrassed, others are embarrassed!

Chu Sheng swallowed a steamed bun, and while doing so, he put his hands together in prayer to a dumbfounded boy next to him: "Amitabha, benefactor, do you think my eating manners have any trace of Buddha's compassion?"

The boy was so frightened that he shuddered and quickly ran away with his soy milk.

Yang Guang rolled his eyes, slurping his hot and sour soup as he mumbled, "Stop embarrassing yourself, hurry up and eat."

"We can pack up the leftovers and eat them at lunchtime!"

"It's free anyway!"