He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Upon hearing this...

Yang Guang's hand holding the chopsticks froze instantly.

Taking a girl to fight monsters?

After listening to Yu Zixin's words.

Yang Guang's hand, which was holding half a fried dough stick, froze in mid-air, and his brows instantly furrowed into a deep knot.

Should I take her out to build her courage?

What a joke!

If anyone else had made this request, Yang Guang would have spat in their face without hesitation.

Why?

Going out for a walk in the middle of the night instead of sleeping not only damages your liver from staying up late, but more importantly, it also consumes your physical energy!

Exerting physical strength means having to eat an extra late-night snack, and eating an extra late-night snack means spending money.

In his view, every penny wasted was the start-up capital for him to get married, have a big son, and earn a dowry in the future!

Could Yang Guang really do something like this, which loses money?

No way!

But Yu Zixin is no ordinary person; she is the biological daughter whom the old sergeant personally entrusted to him by his half-sister!

Moreover.

This girl has now been favored by that old man from Longhu Mountain and has obtained the Yin Transmission Taoist Method, which means that she is destined to make a living from metaphysics for the rest of her life.

Taking her out for a walk is like training an apprentice to familiarize herself with the business in advance.

The most, most, most important thing is!

Taking her out for a walk in the middle of the night, in the pitch black wilderness!

What if you encounter some kind of wandering ghost or lost little devil?

Just casually accept an order and complete the commission; isn't that a sure way to accumulate merit and ghost pearls?

One hundred thousand!

If you complete a few more orders, you'll easily make hundreds of thousands.

Even if we take a step back and say...

Even if she doesn't encounter any wandering ghosts, having a free talisman-making machine by her side, allowing her to practice her courage while drawing talismans, can save her a lot of money on buying talisman paper!

This is hardly a way to test someone's courage.

This is clearly like bringing a human-shaped, self-propelled money printing machine to buy goods!

This wave of blood is worth the money!

Thinking of this.

Yang Guang's face, which had been full of disdain, instantly brightened.

Like a Sichuan opera face-changing act, he immediately put on a smile even brighter than the sun.

"Hey!"

"It's no big deal!"

Yang Guang stuffed half a fried dough stick into his mouth, waved his hand dismissively, and said with an air of magnanimity, "Who told you to be my daughter!"

"Now that you've asked, how can your father refuse your ambition?"

"so!"

"Don't just sit around during class today."

"Besides listening to the lecture, draw all the talismans that the Old Master taught you yesterday."

"Draw as much as you can!"

"Prepare as many corpse-suppressing talismans, exorcising talismans, and heart-purifying mantras as you can."

"Don't wander off after school tonight. Wait for me at the school gate. I'll take you to a good place."

"I guarantee you'll develop a guts that surpasses even that of a simpleton!"

Hearing Yang Guang agree so readily...

Yu Zixin's eyes lit up, and she nodded happily, "Mmm!"

"Don't worry, I'll definitely prepare extra talismans today!"

"I absolutely won't hold you back!"

Done.

Yu Zixin, as if she had been injected with chicken blood, happily ran towards the teaching building with her schoolbag on her back.

That silhouette was incredibly energetic.

Yang Guang sat in the chair and patted his belly with satisfaction.

Such highly skilled workers who don't need money and even bring their own food are incredibly hard to find!

Chu Sheng, who was sitting to the side, witnessed this scene.

The meat bun he was holding in his mouth fell back into the bowl.

He stared at Yang Guang in disbelief, his small eyes filled with incredulity and intense jealousy.

"no……"

"Brother Guang, that's such a double standard!"

Chu Sheng touched his bald head and leaned closer with a wronged look on his face: "This humble monk usually wants to go out with you to broaden his horizons, but you always say that my fat body takes up too much space."

"They even said I get out of breath after walking just a few steps, and that taking me out is a waste of air."

"Why did you agree so readily when it came to your eldest niece?"

"Is it because she's pretty?"

Er Lengzi also crawled out from under the table.

With its two front paws resting on the stool, its heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, were fixed on Yang Guang.

"Woof!"

Even with outsiders around, it cannot speak human language.

But that wise look seemed to be accusing you: You scumbag who forgets his lover when he sees a woman!

Yang Guang rolled his eyes in annoyance and kicked Chu Sheng's stool leg.

"Get lost!"

"You don't know anything!"

"What rank is he at now?"

"The last disciple of the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain, a legitimate successor of the Yin lineage!"

"The talismans they draw carry the seal of the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain; they can save your life and save you money in a pinch!"

Yang Guang pointed at Chu Sheng's bald head and launched into a tirade of abuse: "And you?"

"Besides playing the Great Compassion Mantra on a Bluetooth speaker, what else can you do?"

"You can eat twenty baskets of steamed buns in one meal?"

"If I take you out and we run into a vengeful ghost, even it would find your physique disgusting!"

"You still dare to compare yourself to others?"

Chu Sheng shrank back as he was scolded.

Although I felt aggrieved, upon closer reflection, it seemed to make perfect sense.

I don't really have any special skills; my only special skill is that I can eat a lot.

Chu Sheng asked hesitantly, "Then... what are Dog Brother and I going to do tonight?"

Yang Guang stood up and casually put the two remaining steamed buns on the table into his pocket.

"What are you doing?"

"Of course we went together!"

Upon hearing Yang Guang's words, Chu Sheng, who had been sourly complaining just moments before, immediately wilted like a frostbitten eggplant.

"No way, Brother Guang?"

"When you take your eldest niece out to practice her courage, that's called 'adding fragrance to the room,' that's nurturing her."

"Why are you taking me and my brother there?"

"Wandering around outside in the dark in the middle of the night instead of sleeping, that's such a waste of energy!"

"We'll see."

"You know my physique; I get hungry easily after walking just a few steps."

"If you get hungry in the middle of the night, you have to have a midnight snack."

"Prices are so high these days; even grilled gluten skewers are now two yuan a skewer."

Chu Sheng is a money-grubbing guy, even though he's usually carefree.

But when it comes to calculating economics, he's definitely on par with Yang Guang.

In his view, going out to work at night was simply losing money on food!

It's more worthwhile to go back to the dorm, lie down, and sleep comfortably.

Er Lengzi nodded vigorously beside him.

"Woof woof!"

Clearly, this dead dog also thought Chu Sheng was right; a dog that doesn't sleep in the middle of the night is no good dog.

Yang Guang rolled his eyes and slapped Chu Sheng's bald head hard, making a crisp "smack" sound.

"You don't know anything!"

"You think I want to take on such a burden like you?"

"This is because we're considering the possibility of encountering wandering ghosts or all sorts of dirty things at night."

"Your Great Compassion Mantra Bluetooth speaker can at least be used as a group attack control skill."

"At worst, if you throw your fat body out, it'll at least stop a few more bites from zombies, right?"

Chu Sheng's face turned green: "Brother Guang, you're really inhuman!"

"So you brought me there just so I could be cannon fodder and take the hits?"

"This humble monk is a future eminent Buddhist monk, not a human shield!"