He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Yu Zixin said somewhat anxiously, "This is so inappropriate!"

"I've already gained an enormous advantage by being willing to teach me Taoist arts in my dreams."

"I didn't even pay a single penny for becoming an apprentice."

"It's already quite good that we can learn; why should the master pay for the apprentice's education?"

"No, no!"

"You absolutely cannot accept this money. I'll have my mom transfer it back to you right away."

Looking at Yu Zixin, who was so anxious she was about to jump up and down.

Yang Guang rolled his eyes in annoyance.

He simply reached out his finger and flicked Yu Zixin's smooth forehead.

"Ouch!"

Yu Zixin covered her forehead and looked at Yang Guang with a wronged expression.

Yang Guang looked at her with exasperation and began to patiently impart his unconventional moral values: "You're really stubborn to the core. You're incredibly dense."

"Why can't you think straight?"

"Just take it without worry, it's yours!"

"We'll see."

"You don't need to be polite to Longhu Mountain, no matter who you're polite to."

"You think they're short of money?"

Yang Guang crossed his arms and started calculating the costs for her on his fingers: "Think about it."

"Longhu Mountain is such a large place, how many tourists go there every day to burn incense, worship Buddha, and enjoy the scenery?"

"The entrance fees and donations they collect each year are astronomical!"

"They're so rich they're practically rolling in oil; even a single hair on their leg is thicker than our thigh."

"This 100,000 yuan is nothing to them, not even a drop in the ocean!"

Yang Guang got more and more excited as he spoke, his face full of self-righteousness: "Let's talk about seniority!"

"You are now a disciple personally accepted by the previous two Celestial Masters!"

Do you know what this means?

"This means that you were a senior disciple of the previous Celestial Master, and a senior to the current sect leader!"

"You're the junior uncle of the current head of Longhu Mountain!"

"Isn't it a natural and virtuous thing for younger generations to give their elders some pocket money when they ask for it?"

"What's wrong with him giving you some money to spend?"

"That's called respecting your elders, don't you understand?"

Yang Guang waved his hand and concluded directly: "So, this money was obtained legitimately."

"Keep it safe, not a single penny can be refunded!"

"Don't feel guilty. Take the money and buy some good food for you and your sister-in-law to help them recover."

Hearing Yang Guang's shocking remarks, Yu Zixin was completely stunned.

He stood there with his mouth agape, unable to react for a long time.

Is that how it can be calculated?

Without realizing it, he had become an elder of the Longhu Mountain sect leader.

Do they expect their juniors to give them money as a sign of respect?

This kind of logic would make someone a perfect candidate for running a pyramid scheme!

Yu Zixin stared at Yang Guang in astonishment, then couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter, clutching her stomach.

no way.

In this world, probably only Yang Guang could describe this matter so elegantly and refinedly.

After all, no one has a skin as thick as Yang Guang's.

It's so thick that even armor-piercing bullets can't penetrate it.

Seeing Yu Zixin laughing so hard she bent over, the awkwardness from before dissipated considerably.

Yang Guang patted her shoulder with satisfaction.

"Alright, alright."

"Don't think about it too much, hurry back to class."

"Listen carefully and memorize more formulas so you don't miscalculate angles when drawing symbols later."

Yang Guang adopted a fatherly tone and instructed, "Don't run around after school tonight."

"Didn't you say you wanted to broaden your horizons and build your courage?"

"Perfect."

"The opportunity just came knocking on our door."

Yang Guang's eyes gleamed with an intense desire for 300,000 yuan, and the corners of his mouth turned up in a wild grin: "Old Jia got a big job worth 300,000 yuan tonight."

"Let's go together!"

"Stay close to me then, and let me see what you're capable of. This is a great job where you can build your courage and earn money at the same time!"

"Tonight we have to teach this boss a lesson, show him what it means to cure a disease instantly!"

Yu Zixin nodded obediently, "Mm!"

"Then I'll make some more time to draw talismans today."

Looking at his well-behaved and sensible eldest daughter, Yang Guang's smile quickly faded.

He touched the secondhand, war-damaged cell phone in his pocket, now a black brick, and began sighing again, gazing at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

Three hundred yuan!

That's it!

Seeing Yang Guang's lifeless state, Chu Sheng couldn't stand the oppressive atmosphere any longer.

He touched his shiny bald head and leaned closer, looking embarrassed.

"Um... Brother Guang."

"If you're really itching to play, how about I lend you my phone to play games?"

As Chu Sheng spoke, he pulled out the secondhand smartphone he had swiped from Jia Youcai from his pocket: "Anyway, this thing is just decoration in my hands. Monks are pure of heart and don't play those games that involve fighting and killing."

Upon hearing this...

Yang Guang's eyes instantly lit up like two 100-watt light bulbs!

The dejected look he had just given away vanished instantly.

His face immediately broke into a smile brighter than any flower, and he rubbed his hands together, saying, "Oh, Lao Chu!"

"How could I possibly accept this?"

"Your phone was given to you through alms; if I use it to play games, wouldn't that defile the purity of Buddhism?"

"What a sin! What a sin!"

Although Yang Guang said he was embarrassed, his hands moved with incredible speed and fluidity!

With a "whoosh".

Chu Sheng didn't even see how Yang Guang made his move before the phone was already in Yang Guang's hand.

Yang Guang even skillfully slipped his phone into the pocket of his faded sweatpants.

Yang Guang patted his pocket and, without batting an eye, patted Chu Sheng's shoulder: "But since you're being so sincere, Lao Chu..."

"If I refuse, wouldn't that be disrespectful to you?"

"The Buddha said, 'Helping others achieve their goals is better than building a seven-story pagoda.' You are accumulating merit in this way!"

Thanks!

"Walk!"

"Time for class!"

Done.

Ignoring Chu Sheng's reaction, Yang Guang hummed an off-key secondhand rose jingle and strode towards the teaching building with his hands in his pockets, looking like he didn't recognize anyone.

That back view was incredibly arrogant.

Chu Sheng stood frozen in place, still in the position of handing over the phone.

It took me several seconds to realize what was happening.

Looking at his empty hands, Chu Sheng's lips twitched wildly.

Damn it!

I shouldn't have asked that question!

What kind of situation is this?

He looked at the sky with a look of utter despair, and could only sigh helplessly in the end.

Knew it.

I still can't beat this stingy, shameless, living devil!

Although he was two years older than Yang Guang, when it came to shamelessness, this fat pig of his was still too green!

The time spent in class each day.

Besides Yu Zixin listening attentively to the lecture, she also frantically practiced drawing corpse-suppressing talismans and exorcism talismans on draft paper.

Yang Guang and Chu Sheng sat in the back row, looking like two outstanding figures.

Chu Sheng was snoring so loudly that he almost got a physical exorcism from the teacher with a piece of chalk.

Meanwhile, Yang Guang was hiding under the desk, holding Chu Sheng's phone, and frantically fighting in the King of Glory arena.

He had originally planned to take advantage of the smooth feel of his new phone and reach the Platinum rank today.

but.

Reality is often this cruel...