He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

A series of rapid explosions rang out in the living room.

Although these talismans are the most basic exorcism talismans, Yu Zixin has only infused them with a pitifully small amount of magical power.

But this quantitative change eventually led to a qualitative change.

The key is that this thing has too much yin energy, which can completely activate these talismans.

More than thirty talismans exploded at the same time, their power no less than that of a double-bang firecracker set off in the arms of an evil cultivator.

The evil cultivator was blasted so badly his face was charred black, his hair stood on end, and he flew out again amidst billowing black smoke.

He lay on the ground, twitched twice, and then became completely still.

The living room was deathly silent.

Even Chu Sheng turned off the stereo and stared at the school beauty who was now raging.

Yang Guang turned his head and looked at Yu Zixin, whose face was flushed and who was still breathing heavily.

His eyelids twitched wildly.

Grandpa's.

This woman is such a spendthrift!

These worthless things, you just threw them all away?

I feel sorry for you, but that's all I feel for you.

But seeing the evil cultivator lying outside, half-dead from the explosion, Yang Guang still walked to the door.

He grabbed the evil cultivator by the collar and dragged him back to the living room like a dead dog.

He threw it on the ground.

"Playing dead, huh?"

Yang Guang sneered and turned to wave at the idiot who was still licking his plate.

"You stupid dog, stop eating."

"This bastard is playing dead and not saying a word. He'll be perfect for your midnight snack. Go bite off his little brother and use him as a teething toy."

"Woof!"

Upon hearing this, Er Lengzi's heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, instantly lit up. He swung his tail and approached, opening his blood-red maw to aim at the evil cultivator.

Warm drool dripped down.

The evil cultivator originally wanted to stand up for himself, but seeing Er Lengzi like this, he couldn't hold back on the spot.

He suddenly opened his good eye and shouted in a shrill voice, like a broken gong.

"No, no, no!"

"I'll say it!"

"I'll tell you everything!"

"Get this mad dog away right now!"

Er Lengzi snorted unhappily, his eyes seeming to say, "This is so boring. I thought I'd get an extra meal."

Yang Guang kicked the evil cultivator in the thigh.

"Wouldn't it have been better to cooperate like this from the beginning?"

"You're forcing me to use some tricks."

"Hurry up, what deep-seated grudge do you have against Old Lin?"

"Does it really have to be this way?"

The evil cultivator gasped, clutching his charred face, but his eyes blazed with intense hatred as he stared intently at President Lin, who was hiding under the table.

"Deep-seated hatred?"

"He has cut off my path to heaven!"

"This hatred is no less than that of killing one's parents!"

Hiding under the table, President Lin looked completely bewildered, peeking out his chubby head with a face full of grievance and confusion.

"You can eat anything, but you can't say anything!"

"I, Lin, have always conducted business in accordance with the law. I've never even met you. When did I ever cut off your path?"

The evil cultivator trembled with rage and pointed at President Lin, cursing him loudly.

"fart!"

"I was originally hiding in the back mountains of Blackwater Village outside Fengdu City to cultivate."

"That place has excellent feng shui and is a perfect place to raise corpses. There are many wandering ghosts in the village. I painstakingly ravaged all the vengeful ghosts in the surrounding area and captured them to use as my training furnace."

"My 'Ten Thousand Ghosts Devouring Soul Technique' is almost complete, just one final step away from perfection!"

Speaking of which...

The evil cultivator was so angry he almost fainted, spitting out a mouthful of bloody saliva.

"You bastard!"

"What are you doing, running off to that godforsaken place to develop an ecotourism project?!"

"Once you started this project, not only did you flatten the entire back mountain, but you also..."

"You even went so far as to give all the surrounding villagers demolition compensation and send them away, what kind of collective relocation is this!"

"There's no living person left within dozens of miles, not even a newly deceased one. Where am I supposed to find new souls?"

The evil cultivator became increasingly agitated, his eyes nearly bulging out of their sockets: "Ten years of my life's work!"

"Because of your few excavators, they're all ruined!"

"Isn't this a blood feud?"

"I could have easily become a formidable force, but you've forced me into a backlash, causing my cultivation to plummet. I won't be satisfied until I've wiped out your entire family!"

Upon hearing this earth-shattering confession, everyone in the restaurant was stunned.

The air was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

Jia Youcai held half a chicken leg, his mouth wide open enough to fit an egg.

"Holy crap?"

"Is this what you call commercial development to precisely target cult members?"

Chu Sheng touched his bald head and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Amitabha."

"Benefactor, your luck is truly extraordinary. Others cultivate the Tao by taking advantage of the right time, place, and people, but you are simply destined to be a real estate developer."

Mr. Lin was on the verge of tears.

Who the hell can I complain to about this?

His project was a government-led poverty alleviation and development project, and Lin himself still contributed a portion of the funds out of his own pocket, considering it an act of good deeds.

The compensation for the demolition was generous, and the villagers moved out with great fanfare, even presenting him with a banner!

The result was completely unexpected.

The living are grateful to him.

The evil cultivators hiding in the mountains regarded him as their mortal enemy.

Mr. Lin crawled out from under the table, his fat jiggling with grievance.

"This...is this my fault?"

"Who would have known you were doing such shady things in that remote mountain village?"

"If you had told me earlier, I would have given you two more resettlement houses!"

Yu Zixin was also taken aback after hearing this, and then shook her head speechlessly.

This heretical practitioner is simply insane.

You hide in the wilderness practicing harmful evil arts, while others are conducting normal commercial development. How does that become targeting you?

Yang Guang put his hands in his pockets and pursed his lips.

"Mr. Lin, it seems this is a calamity destined for you."

"But you've inadvertently done a great thing. If that bastard had actually mastered that evil magic, who knows how many lives would have been lost around Fengdu."

Yang Guang looked down at the evil cultivator on the ground, his eyes instantly turning cold.

"But just because his practice was interrupted, he wanted to kill the whole family."

"Your heart is even more venomous than Lao Ba's secret-recipe mini hamburger."

The evil cultivator gritted his teeth and glared at Yang Guang.

"Stop talking nonsense!"

"I've really messed up today!"

"But don't be so smug. Once my senior brother emerges from seclusion, you will all be dead!"

The villain died because of his talkativeness – that classic line.

Yang Guang couldn't bear to look anymore.

"Alright, alright, you've got the villain's lines pretty good."

"Give me back my senior brother?"

"Even if your ancestor crawls out of his coffin, I'll still send him down to meet the King of Hell today."

Yang Guang suddenly raised his right hand, his sword fingers pointing together.

A dazzling golden aura suddenly erupted from his fingertips.

That powerful energy was pure and masculine, emitting a faint rumbling sound in the air.

"What...what do you want to do?"

The evil cultivator sensed that devastating masculine energy and was now truly panicked.

His voice changed, and he frantically twisted his body, trying to back away.

"What are you doing?"

Yang Guang sneered, his eyes cold and ruthless: "Of course, I'll let you taste what it's like to have your Dao Fruit destroyed."

"Your evil magic, built with human lives and vengeful spirits, is nothing but a scourge on the world. Today, I, your humble servant, will act on behalf of Heaven and cleanse you of this evil!"