He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Yang Guang pointed at Er Lengzi's dog head.

"At the crucial moment, you can still rush up and let the evil god bite you."

"If all else fails, I can throw you out as bait to buy myself a few seconds to escape."

"Isn't this a definite strategic resource?"

"If it weren't for you guys being there to take the fall."

"If I, a mere lad, were to go and fight alone, that would truly be suicide."

Upon hearing this, Er Lengzi immediately broke down.

Is this even human language?!

To describe throwing something out as bait in such a refreshing and unconventional way.

The dog opened its mouth.

He let out a piercing scream.

The sound was even more pitiful than a male cat in heat in the village that couldn't find a mate.

"Oh my god!"

"This is outrageous!"

"You're not human anymore!"

"Father Yang, you're truly ruthless!"

"How did I end up with such a scourge!"

Er Lengzi sat on the ground, slapping the ground with his two front paws incessantly, like a sullen old woman throwing a tantrum.

"You can't do this!"

"I have an elderly mother dog who's probably not even old yet, and puppies that haven't even been born yet!"

"Although I made up 'Xiaohua' in a moment of panic, I've never even had a proper relationship in my entire life!"

"I've never even touched a female dog's paw!"

"I'm still a pure, innocent yellow puppy!"

Er Lengzi cried harder and harder, drool mixed with tears streaming down his face.

"Your heart is harder than stone!"

How could you be so heartless?

"Do you really want to drag me down with you to my death?"

"This is a terrible sin!"

"This violates animal protection laws!"

"I'm going to report you to the neighborhood committee for animal abuse! I'm going to expose you!"

Yang Guang's head was buzzing from the howling of that damned dog.

This sound was even more torturous than the Great Compassion Mantra playing from Chu Sheng's broken Bluetooth speaker.

He walked straight up to them.

He slapped the simpleton on the head with a disgruntled slap.

The slap was delivered with perfect force, making the simpleton's head tilt to the side.

The wailing stopped abruptly.

It covered its head with its two paws, looking at Yang Guang with a pitiful and foolish expression.

"Shut up, you brat!"

Yang Guang glared at him, displaying the absolute authority of the last Celestial Master: "The sky hasn't fallen yet, what are you wailing about!"

"Didn't that old bald monk say it in his dream?"

"The seal can last for another six months!"

Yang Guang put his hands back in his school uniform pockets and snorted coldly: "Half a year is too short to call him an evil god."

"Even if a true god were to come, we could still give it a shot!"

Er Lengzi slumped to the ground, rolled his blue dog eyes wide, and with a smirk, unceremoniously poured cold water on the situation.

"Father Yang, please stop!"

"Still willing to fight the true god?"

What are you going to use to gamble?

"Are you going to use your unopened virginity-training skills, or your 180 days of lifespan, to stage an accident?"

"If all else fails, you should pre-order one of those 199 yuan faux-wood plastic urns now, just in case the crematorium raises its prices!"

Yang Guang was so angry at the damn dog that he ground his teeth and raised his foot to deliver a lightning-fast kick.

But at that very moment...

"The vast horizon is my love, and flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills!"

A powerful, penetrating ringtone, with a deep bass and a crisp treble, suddenly rang out in the main hall of the chargé d'affaires office.

Yang Guang paused.

He casually pulled out his newly acquired cell phone from his school uniform pocket.

Looking at the brand-new screen, Yang Guang couldn't help but give it a thumbs up in his mind.

This new phone is really something else!

Listen to this sound quality!

This far superior stereo surround sound is leagues ahead of my previous crappy setup, which was riddled with three cracks.

Yang Guang glanced at the caller ID with a smug look.

But when he saw the words "Ah Zeng" on the screen, the smile on his face instantly vanished.

My pleasant mood just now has suddenly turned sour.

Damn it!

This guy is the head of the 749 Bureau stationed in Chongqing.

When we worked together to resolve the issue, he personally promised me a generous bonus afterward.

They even owe me a top-notch seafood feast!

How much time has passed?

I didn't see a single hair!

He was already so worried about the evil god that he was about to go bald, and this old bastard actually dared to call him?

Isn't this just walking straight into the line of fire?

Without hesitation, Yang Guang swiped to answer the call and turned on speakerphone. Before the other party could speak, he launched into a barrage of questions.

"Hey Lao Zeng, that's a bit unfair of you!"

"What about the bonus we were promised?"

"What happened to the promised feast?"

"I haven't even complained about your inefficiency and went to you for help, and you still dare to call me?"

"When are you going to give me the money?!"

"And that meal you owe me, when are you going to treat me to it?"

"Let me tell you, even capitalists aren't as good at making empty promises as you. If this were the old society, you'd be a ruthless exploiter like Zhou Bapi, squeezing the blood and sweat of the working people!"

An eerie silence fell over the other end of the phone.

Several seconds later, two awkward dry coughs were heard from Ah Zeng.

"Cough cough..."

"Brother Yang, please don't get agitated, please don't get agitated."

Ah Zeng's ever-smiling, good-natured voice came through: "You can't blame me for this bonus issue. Our company is a formal department after all, and the financial approval process is very complicated."

"Don't worry, the bonus is already under review and should be issued soon. I guarantee you'll get yours!"

Yang Guang sneered and crossed his arms.

"Don't give me that nonsense!"

"How soon is 'soon'?"

"Is your next life coming soon?"

"If you don't have any money on you today, don't expect me to take this lying down!"

Ah Zeng quickly smiled apologetically, his tone suddenly becoming serious.

"Brother Yang, given our friendship, would I ever cheat you?"

"I'm calling you today because it's extremely urgent."

"Things have been getting quite turbulent in Fengdu lately!"

"Through our 749th Bureau's covert investigation, we've discovered that a large number of heretical cultivators are converging on Fengdu City from all over the country!"

"These bastards are elusive and ruthless; they've already committed several crimes in the surrounding area."

"The higher-ups take this very seriously. Headquarters issued a direct order, commanding me to personally lead a team to investigate!"

Ah Zeng paused for a moment, his tone filled with helplessness and a plea for help.

"But these evil cultivators are all no good, they're as slippery as eels, and the terrain and feng shui of your old city of Fengdu are ridiculously complicated."

"We outsiders have no idea how things work out."

"so……"

"As the main force on our side, and also the local strongman of Fengdu, we really have to ask you for help with this!"

Upon hearing these words...

Yang Guang's heart skipped a beat.

His eyes instantly sharpened.

Everything matches perfectly!

What that old bald monk said in his dream was indeed true!