He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

He had only spoken halfway through his sentence.

A sudden flash of inspiration struck Yang Guang.

Holy crap!

He slapped his thigh sharply.

"broken!"

"That fat bastard Chu Sheng!"

"He used the principal's meal card to beg for alms at the school cafeteria!"

We'll be having a seafood feast tonight, why bother using a meal card now!

Yang Guang frantically swiped his phone and quickly dialed Chu Sheng's number.

The phone rang almost ten times before it was answered.

Chu Sheng's indistinct voice came from the other side.

The background noise also included the wailing of a school cafeteria worker, her voice trembling with sobs.

"Little fatty, stop eating!"

"Auntie, you've almost broken that ladle you're using to serve the food! You've already eaten fifteen bowls of rice!"

"If we keep eating, there won't be any left for anyone else!"

"Amitabha."

Chu Shengli's confident voice came through the phone: "Auntie, monks believe that sincerity is key to success when begging for alms."

"This humble monk has money on this meal card. Please feel free to use it until it's empty."

"Give this humble monk two more bowls of braised pork, with plenty of broth for soaking rice."

"Shut up, you fatso!"

Yang Guang roared into his phone, "Put down your food bowl and get out of the cafeteria right now!"

Chu Sheng was stunned for a moment on the other end.

With braised pork still in his mouth, he mumbled, "Brother Guang?"

"What's wrong?"

"This humble monk has only just eaten the bare minimum; I'm not even seven-tenths full yet."

"Is there some urgent work to be done?"

"What kind of work are you doing!"

Yang Guang trembled with heartache: "Someone's treating us to a big meal tonight!"

"The ultimate seafood feast!"

"You'd better save some room for me, we're going to rip off a rich guy tonight!"

Upon hearing this...

Chu Sheng fell silent instantly.

Followed by.

There was a loud "clang," like the sound of a large stainless steel rice bowl falling to the ground.

Then came Chu Sheng's hoarse voice, trembling with excitement.

Holy crap!

"A seafood feast?"

"Amitabha Buddha, may Buddha protect us!"

"Brother Guang, you should have said so earlier!"

"Ma'am, I don't want this half-bowl of braised pork anymore, please give me my money back!"

Upon hearing this on the phone, Yang Guang's face immediately darkened.

This fatso actually wants the old lady to return the money?

Is this something a monk would do?

I didn't expect this guy to start eating dry food again.

And judging from the noise over there, the cafeteria lady's wailing was almost deafening, which shows that this guy definitely ate a lot.

If I hadn't gone to school today, this guy would have completely let loose in the No. 3 Middle School cafeteria.

Fortunately, he was stopped in time.

Otherwise, when the principal goes to pay the bill next month with his meal card and sees the outrageous amount, he'll probably have a heart attack on the spot and be rushed to the emergency room!

After hanging up the phone.

Without any hesitation, Yang Guang immediately sent a message to Chu Sheng, Jia Youcai, and Yu Zixin, inviting them all over.

Yu Zixin is in a pretty good mood right now.

Although my father is dead, he lives on in another way.

This gave her a lot of hope.

Upon receiving Yang Guang's notification, he immediately rushed over with his canvas bag.

As for Er Lengzi, upon hearing that there were wealthy people he could fleece, he naturally didn't want to be left behind.

The dog's tail wagged wildly, following closely at Yang Guang's feet.

Yang Guang directly searched for the most expensive seafood buffet restaurant in Fengdu on his phone.

It's all about high-end luxury, with an average spending of several thousand yuan per person. The king crab, Australian lobster, and Kobe beef they sell are all top-quality.

Not long after.

Jia Youcai drove his pink old-man's car, with Chu Sheng and Yu Zixin in tow, and parked it in front of the magnificent golden gate.

When Chu Sheng and Jia Youcai got out of the car and saw the upscale entrance and the hostesses, they stood there dumbfounded.

They never expected this.

Yang Guang, that miserly, stingy guy, actually invited them to eat at this place!

This is even more outrageous than a sow climbing a tree!

Jia Youcai took three steps at a time and walked directly to Yang Guang.

The old man looked nervous and reached out his withered hand to touch Yang Guang's forehead.

"What are you doing!"

Yang Guang slapped his hand away in disgust.

Jia Youcai, looking completely bewildered, asked, "Brother, what happened?"

"Don't scare us!"

"What insurmountable obstacle have you encountered?"

Jia Youcai earnestly advised, "Tell us, and we'll work together to find a solution. Please don't do anything rash."

Upon hearing this, Yang Guang stared at him in utter bewilderment.

Meanwhile, Chu Sheng stood to the side, one hand raised in front of his chest, nodding earnestly.

Clearly, he completely agreed with Jia Youcai's words.

Even Yu Zixin looked at Yang Guang with a worried expression.

This left Yang Guang speechless.

Yang Guang said irritably, "You son of a bitch."

Is that how you all perceive me?

The words had barely left his mouth when...

Jia Youcai, Chu Sheng, Yu Zixin, and even Er Lengzi who was squatting on the ground.

Everyone nodded very seriously.

Their movements were synchronized and uniform.

Jia Youcai rolled his eyes and said speechlessly, "Brother, you're just a greedy creature, don't you realize that?"

"You're usually so stingy that you'd make me buy a bottle of mineral water for less than two yuan at the supermarket, but today you're here eating seafood that costs over a thousand yuan per person?"

"What else could it be but that you've been traumatized?"

Yang Guang was so angry at the old man that he laughed.

With his hands in his school uniform pockets and chin slightly raised, he said dismissively, "What do you guys know?"

"Can't I just be in a good mood today?"

"Anyway, it's my treat today, are you guys going to eat or not?"

"If you don't eat, I'll take Er Lengzi inside and eat!"

Upon hearing those domineering words...

The eyes of Jia Youcai and Chu Sheng instantly lit up like 200-watt incandescent light bulbs.

They immediately nodded and shouted, "Eat!"

Jia Youcai's old face beamed with a wide smile: "If you have food to eat and don't work, you're out of your mind!"

Chu Sheng patted his round belly, his face full of compassion: "Amitabha, Brother Guang is so compassionate, this humble monk must save all the seafood in this restaurant tonight!"

Done.

The two of them swarmed away, laughing and joking.

He led the way and rushed into the revolving glass door.

As they walked, Jia Youcai turned back and shouted, "Brother, we're not going to stand on ceremony with you!"

Yang Guang followed behind, waving his hand magnanimously: "Don't be shy, eat as much as you want!"

"Choose the most expensive one!"

"Anyone who doesn't walk out here leaning on the wall today is disrespecting me, Yang Guang!"

The group entered the restaurant in a grand procession.

The hostess at the entrance was completely dumbfounded when she saw the queue.

A high school student in a faded school uniform, and an old swindler in a tattered Taoist robe.

A fat monk wearing a tattered robe and holding a large porcelain cup.

A pretty high school girl carrying a canvas bag, and a husky with heterochromia.

What an amazing combination!

But hearing Yang Guang's arrogant tone, the waiter still respectfully led them into the most luxurious private room.

I had just sat down.

Chu Sheng couldn't wait to pick up the tablet to order food.

That chubby finger was frantically poking at the screen, leaving almost a blurry afterimage...