He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

Ah Zeng took a deep breath and pulled out his specially made communication phone: "We have to fight, even if it means bayonet charges!"

"Fortunately, there is a six-month grace period, which is neither too long nor too short."

"Given the time, I can request the highest-level transfer order from headquarters!"

"Invite all the Taoist masters and Buddhist monks from the various sects to come out of seclusion!"

"If we make proper arrangements and lay a trap, we might even have a chance to bury the evil god back into the ground the moment it breaks free!"

Upon hearing this...

Yang Guang remained outwardly calm, but inwardly he was overjoyed!

That's exactly what I wanted to hear!

Yang Guang knew perfectly well that when the evil god was born, that thing would come running towards him as soon as it smelled him.

Going to fight alone?

What a joke! That's called door-to-door delivery, and it's even free shipping!

Now that these regular soldiers have taken on this job, they can blend in with the hundred-man squad and slack off. This move is like Qin Shi Huang touching an electric wire – they've won big!

but.

Yang Guang clenched his fists silently, his mind taut with reason.

Blacksmith need its own hardware.

Who knows if the people from Bureau 749 are reliable or not?

What if these guys fail and can't withstand the evil god's slap? Then I'll still have to go see my great-grandmother.

These past six months have not only been a buffer period for Bureau 749, but also a race against time for my own life and death!

We must frantically acquire business in the next six months!

First, pay off the huge debt of merit that Dad owes to the underworld. Once you're free of debt, you can use the remaining merit to improve your cultivation!

As long as my cultivation level soars, even if the sky falls, I'll be able to outrun these people!

Yang Guang cleared his throat, feigning reluctance.

"Alright."

"Since you 749 Bureau are so responsible, then I can't fall behind."

"You guys are in charge of calling for reinforcements, I'll stay in the old town."

"Let's also see what tricks those bastards, Ghost Hand Seven, are up to."

Ah Zeng nodded solemnly and patted Yang Guang on the shoulder: "Brother, that's true righteousness!"

"I immediately reported to headquarters that very night and requested the mobilization of all available resources!"

"Xiao Bai, let's go! We need to get back to the branch office immediately for an emergency video conference!"

Bai Sheng snorted coldly and glared fiercely at Yang Guang: "You better not try anything funny. If I find out you're lying about military intelligence, I'll definitely not let you off the hook!"

"Say that again, and I'll beat you up, you idiot!"

Upon hearing this, Bai Sheng immediately shuddered.

He got beaten up by Yang Guang last time, and he's almost in a state of shock now.

How could I dare utter another word?

He turned and got into a black SUV.

Ah Zeng waved to Yang Guang, quickly got into the car, and disappeared into the night.

Watching that SUV drive away.

Yang Guang's smile gradually became more unrestrained.

"Woof woof!"

Er Lengzi squatted by the roadside, picking at the bits of meat stuck between his teeth with his paws, and started speaking in a thick Northeastern accent.

"My goodness, Mr. Yang, you really nailed this 'using someone else to kill your dog' move!"

"Let's trick these idiots into taking the hits, and then we'll pick up the scraps from behind."

"high!"

"That's brilliant!"

Chu Sheng touched his bald head, raised one hand to his chest, and said with a mouthful of caviar, "Amitabha."

"Brother Guang, although this old benefactor Zeng is a bit stingy, he's really good at being a sucker."

"I have never eaten such a full vegetarian meal in my entire life."

Jia Youcai, picking his teeth, hummed a smug rhyme: "Following Brother Guang, you'll go hungry nine times in three days—no, I mean, you'll eat fish and meat every single day!"

"This old man has truly seen something new today!"

Yu Zixin stood aside, looking at these unreliable people, her clear eyes still showing some worry.

"Yang Guang, what should we do next?"

"Are we just going to wait in the agency for those six months?"

Yang Guang, with his hands in his pockets, suddenly turned around, his eyes gleaming with a green light, like a money-grubber seeing a mountain of gold.

"wait?"

"Just waiting to die!"

Yang Guang slapped Jia Youcai on the shoulder: "Old Jia, are you sure you can still get rid of those pink memories?"

Jia Youcai was taken aback: "Sure, the battery still has 80% left."

"As long as it can run, that's fine!"

"Starting today, all of you get moving!"

Yang Guang pointed at them one by one: "You fatso, stop begging for money at the school cafeteria, go stake out the ICUs of the major hospitals in the city!"

Chu Sheng was dumbfounded: "Brother Guang, what are we doing there?"

"nonsense!"

"Of course, I'd go and stake out business opportunities!"

Yang Guang said irritably, "Those who are about to pass away, hurry up and hand out business cards, ask them if they want to apply for the super value end-of-life care package from the funeral service agency!"

"If someone has a dying wish, we'll take care of them; if not, we'll guarantee their reincarnation!"

Yang Guang turned to Jia Youcai: "Old Jia, aren't you a conman?"

"You have a wide network of connections, so hurry up and ask around in various neighborhoods."

"If anyone's house is haunted or cursed, I'll bring them all here, no matter how big or small the job, as long as you offer some merit!"

Jia Youcai's face fell: "Seriously, brother? Are you trying to use this old man like a shady real estate agent?"

"Enough talk, if you want a seafood feast, you'll have to work!"

Yang Guang stared at Er Lengzi on the ground one last time.

Er Lengzi shuddered and quickly covered his dog face: "Father Yang, I'm a dog!"

"I know you're a dog."

"So you go to all the parks and roadsides and ask the stray dogs and cats for information."

"Animals can see things that humans cannot!"

"Where do evil cultivators lurk? Where are the places with heavy yin energy? I'll write it all down for you!"

"If you dare slack off, I'll have you sterilized tomorrow!"

Er Lengzi jumped up in fright, tucked his tail between his legs, and nodded repeatedly: "I guarantee I'll complete the mission!"

"I'll fight tooth and nail to save my QQ account!"

After arranging these things.

Yang Guang looked at Yu Zixin, his tone softening slightly.

"As for you, just focus on your studies."

"Go back tonight and study Taoist magic diligently with your old master. Try to raise your level in the next six months so you'll have more ability to protect yourself."

Yu Zixin nodded vigorously: "I understand, I will definitely try my best!"

Clear division of labor.

Yang Guang waved his hand: "Get in the car!"

"Back to the agency!"

"We're about to go into crazy sales mode!"

The pink electric scooter emitted a piercing electrical hum as it carried this odd group of people, swaying and rattling towards the old city of Fengdu.

We arrived at the entrance of the agency.

As soon as Yang Guang got out of the car, he sensed that something was wrong.

The two white lanterns hanging at the entrance, though unlit, had inexplicably developed a thick layer of frost on their surfaces.

Even the red cloth covering the eyes of the pair of stone unicorns guarding the house was being blown about by the eerie wind.

The temperature was at least five degrees lower than usual.

Yang Guang raised an eyebrow, put his hands in his pockets, and sneered.

"Yo ho."

"This business opportunity just came out of nowhere."