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As soon as Tadashi Yoshiko went up to the second floor, his eyes frantically searched through the crowd.

When he saw Yang Guang and his group sitting by the window with a mountain of steamed buns piled up in front of them, his eyes lit up instantly.

It was like seeing a savior.

He strode over, his belly fat jiggling.

The voice could be heard even before the person got close.

"Oh my goodness!"

With a look of urgency on his face, Tian Si happy rushed to the dining table, leaning on it and panting heavily.

Upon seeing Yang Guang, Tian Sixi clearly breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Master Yang!"

"I knew you guys would be in the cafeteria!"

Tajiki wiped the sweat from his brow, his voice trembling with barely suppressed tears: "I've finally found you!"

Seeing Tianji Xi rushing over, panting and covered in sweat.

Yang Guang's first reaction was not concern, but rather to reach out his hand abruptly.

He grabbed the remaining half of the roast duck on the table and hugged it tightly to his chest.

"Where are the dried chicken feathers?"

"Old Tian, ​​why are you so agitated?"

Yang Guang glared at Tian Siqi warily: "Are you worried about your unlimited meal card because we're eating so much?"

"Let me warn you, the principal of a school is a man of his word."

"You said you could swipe as much as you wanted, and now you want to take it back?"

"No way!"

Upon hearing this, Chu Sheng reacted swiftly.

He picked up the bowl of steamed buns and poured them all into his large porcelain cup.

He was leaning to one side while shouting incoherently.

"Amitabha!"

"Headmaster, monks do not lie."

"This meat bun is already part of this humble monk's sacred implements; even if Buddha himself came, he wouldn't take it!"

The simpleton on the chair next to him was even more ridiculous.

Its two front paws pressed firmly against a steamer of crab roe soup dumplings, its heterochromatic eyes, one gold and one blue, staring intently at Tian Sixi.

It made a gurgling, possessive sound coming from its throat.

"Woof woof!"

If you dare touch my food, I'll make sure your Mediterranean-patterned head turns completely bald today!

Tian Si Xi stared at this bizarre group of man, dog, and monk, his lips twitching uncontrollably.

He had no time to worry about his meal card!

"Master Yang, what are you thinking!"

Tajiki, in a panic, slapped his thigh repeatedly and said breathlessly, "I can't help but get excited!"

Something happened at our school!

"A child was admitted to the hospital this morning!"

Yang Guang was stunned for a moment upon hearing this.

He put the half roast duck he was holding back on the table and tore off a tissue to wipe the oil off his hands.

He stared at Tianji happy with a completely bewildered expression.

Chu Sheng also stopped stuffing ribs into his mouth and looked up in surprise.

He touched his shiny bald head and asked in confusion.

"Amitabha."

"Headmaster, I don't understand what you're saying."

"The child is already in the hospital, shouldn't they be left to the doctors to save him?"

"What are you doing here in the cafeteria looking for us?"

"We don't perform surgery."

"Did the doctor say he's beyond saving, and asked you to contact us beforehand to play two recitations of the Great Compassion Mantra for him to undergo a physical ritual of deliverance?"

Yang Guang rolled his eyes and echoed her.

"that is."

"Old Tian, ​​this is the Office for the Disposal of the Dead. We deal with the dead; it's a job for the underworld."

"You're asking me to steal doctors' jobs? What kind of logic is that?"

"If you let me go over and measure the coffin dimensions for him, or pick a burial plot with good feng shui, I can give you a 2% discount."

Tajiki's face turned green upon hearing this.

What does this even mean?!

"It's neither a ritual for the deceased nor a feng shui consultation!"

Tian Siqi was sweating profusely with anxiety. He quickly pulled over a chair and sat down, lowering his voice as he spoke.

"This is too bizarre!"

"I had no other choice but to come to you!"

"After the child was taken to the city's central hospital, he underwent a thorough examination, inside and out."

"They used all sorts of imported equipment, including blood tests and brain CT scans."

"And guess what happened?"

Tajiki swallowed hard, a look of fear in his eyes.

"The doctor said all his test results were completely normal!"

"Healthier than a normal person!"

"But that person is just not normal!"

"The hospital can't figure out what's wrong either, and the doctors are going crazy."

Upon hearing this, Yang Guang immediately became interested.

He leaned back in his chair and crossed his legs.

"What exactly is abnormal about it?"

"Tell me in detail."

Tajiki wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and began to describe the experience with lingering fear.

"This kid's name is Zhang Hao, he's a second-year high school student."

"I was fine in the dorm last night."

"As a result, around 3 a.m. this morning, the people in the dormitory were suddenly woken up by a strange noise."

"When my roommate opened his eyes, he found Zhang Hao squatting on the ground."

"His mouth was full of blood!"

As Tian Si happy said this, his body involuntarily trembled: "His roommate turned on the light and almost died of fright."

"Zhang Hao is holding two live rats and is gnawing on them raw!"

"Swallow it whole, skin and bones!"

"My roommate screamed in fright, and when Zhang Hao turned around, his eyes were completely white, without even a trace of iris."

He grinned at his roommate.

"Then he crawled all over the dormitory floor, faster than a dog."

Hearing this, the simpleton next to him bared his teeth in dissatisfaction.

"Woof woof!"

What do you mean, faster than a dog? Don't you dare insult me!

Ignoring the simpleton, Tian Si Xi continued speaking.

"Later, the dormitory manager and several security guards rushed in. Four tall men, each over 1.8 meters tall, couldn't even hold down this skinny high school student."

"He scratched and bit me, and it was only with great difficulty that I managed to tie him up with a bed sheet and get him to the hospital."

"After arriving at the hospital, he alternated between crying and laughing."

"He insisted on crawling under the hospital bed, saying that was his home."

"Several nurses were bitten by him."

Tian Si looked at Yang Guang with a pained expression: "Master Yang, this doesn't seem like an illness at all!"

"This is clearly possession!"

"If this leads to someone's death in the hospital, or if word gets out, our school's reputation will be completely ruined."

"You absolutely have to come to the hospital with me to get it checked out!"

After listening, Yang Guang tapped his fingers lightly on the table.

His black eyes disappeared, he ate raw mice, and he possessed immense strength.

This is a classic case of bumping into someone while visiting another's home.

This is commonly known as being possessed by a ghost.

Moreover, judging from the symptoms, the thing on the upper body is quite powerful, probably an old ghost or some kind of wild immortal.

Yang Guang smacked his lips.

He was still upset about losing 200,000 yuan last night.

Business is coming to us so early in the morning.

It's like a pillow being delivered just when you're about to fall asleep.

However, business is business, and the price has to be raised.

"Old Tian."

Yang Guang sighed, deliberately making a troubled look on his face.

"This sounds like a big deal."

"This thing can take hold of a living person and torment them like this; it's a bit tricky."

"I haven't even had a proper breakfast yet, and I'm already going to work so hard this early in the morning."

"this……"

Having served as the school principal for so many years, Tian Sixi is completely ignorant of social etiquette and interpersonal relationships.

He immediately understood what Yang Guang was doing.

This is a call to action against him.