He just became the last Celestial Master, and the school beauty is already calling him "Dad&quo

The crowd instantly dispersed in a huge circle, as if fleeing from a plague.

Wang Hao disregarded all of that, carrying a pungent odor that could leave nothing but barren land within a ten-meter radius, and charged straight toward Yang Guang.

Yang Guang was laughing so hard he was doubled over when he saw Wang Hao's posture and his scalp tingled.

What the hell!

It's a big game!

Is this guy planning a suicide bombing attack?

He quickly jumped down from the flower bed, clutching the scalding yellow talisman tightly in his pocket, muttering under his breath, "Class monitor, calm down!"

"Every wrong has its perpetrator, every debt its debtor. It was your sphincter that betrayed you first, so why are you yelling at me like that!"

"I'll kill you!"

Wang Hao spread his arms wide, running wildly while brandishing his claws.

He's hiding a hidden weapon with every step he takes!

The students nearby were terrified.

A chubby boy who was recording a video was unable to dodge in time and was hit directly in the face by a hidden weapon.

The chubby boy paused for two seconds, then reached out and touched it.

I sniffed it.

The next second, the chubby boy's eyes bulged out, and he immediately performed a regurgitation on the spot.

With a "vomit," he even swallowed last night's midnight snack, which ended up in his school uniform collar.

"Yang Guang, don't you dare run away!"

While chasing, Wang Hao also launched sneak attacks on those around him.

He has now completely relinquished control of his body and entered an extremely bizarre state.

The thousands of people on the playground, who were originally in the middle of a well-organized sports meet, were completely turned into a chaotic battle royale.

The principal was so anxious on stage that he was stamping his feet, and his microphone was trembling: "Security!"

"What are the security guards doing?"

"Quickly, restrain this uncivilized student!"

A dozen or so school security guards, each carrying a riot fork, were about to rush forward.

It ended up only halfway there.

The security captain, who was leading the team, turned pale instantly upon smelling the overwhelming biochemical blast.

He abruptly stopped, slammed the riot fork into the ground, and muffledly roared while covering his mouth and nose, "No!"

"This job deserves extra pay!"

"This is outside the scope of our duties in protecting campus security; it falls under the category of handling a biological or chemical crisis!"

At this moment, Yang Guang was weaving and dodging through the crowd.

He displayed the agility he had during military training exercises, weaving in and out like an eel.

"Class monitor, let me explain!"

As Yang Guang ran, he turned back and shouted, "You have acute abdominal pain caused by excessive stress; it's a medical miracle!"

"You should be at a research institution, not chasing after me!"

"What the hell is this miracle?!"

Wang Hao's speed is astonishing; he's only three meters away from Yang Guang.

He seized the opportunity and lunged forward.

That kind of presence.

It looks exactly like a bird returning to its nest, only with a slightly heavy-handed filter.

Yang Guang slipped and twisted his body into a C-shape with incredible agility.

Wang Hao flew past him, brushing against the hem of his clothes, and plunged headfirst into the honor display board of the Third Middle School next door.

"Bang!"

The sound of shattering glass rang out.

Wang Hao was hanging on the bulletin board, his face pressed against the ID photo of the "Outstanding Alumnus".

It's a pity for these outstanding alumni.

They probably never dreamed that one day their faces would turn so yellow.

"vomit……"

The sounds of retching echoed across the playground, creating an eerie background symphony.

Yu Zixin hid in the distance from the crowd, her hands tightly gripping the hem of her school uniform.

She watched Yang Guang jumping up and down, her expression extremely complex.

A farce of this magnitude could probably only be orchestrated by Yang Guang.

Although she knew Wang Hao had only himself to blame, seeing Yang Guang's excited expression, she always felt that if this guy couldn't find a wife in the future, it would definitely be because he was too talkative.

"Class monitor."

"Even if we're in a hurry to reopen a club of your caliber, you can't tarnish the school's honor wall."

"You smashed all the glass, how much resentment must you have?"

"We'll see."

"The distinguished alumni's ID photo didn't offend you, why did you have to smear it all over their face?"

"You little rascal, you have no manners at all."

Wang Hao stared blankly at Yang Guang, feeling incredibly angry!

What a damn little rascal!

Today I'll show you just how naughty I can be!

He struggled, still wanting to die together with Yang Guang, but the school doctor and several support staff finally arrived.

"This child is insane, take him away immediately!"

Two strong and sturdy support staff members, holding huge nets, stretched them out from a distance as if catching wild boars.

Wang Hao struggled violently in the net, and the sounds he made were no longer human language.

As he struggled, he stared intently at Yang Guang with his bloodshot eyes.

That expression was no different from that of a vengeful ghost whose soul had been taken away.

Several of the student council underlings, who usually swaggered around with Wang Hao, now wished they could disappear into the ground.

He frantically wiped the mud splattered on his shoes.

"What are you looking at!"

"Never seen a madman before?"

The head of teaching affairs was furious on the podium.

He was frantically wiping his face with a dozen wet tissues; half his head was bright red, clearly from trying to wash off the "wealth" earlier.

He shouted impatiently, "Quickly, carry him away!"

"Send him straight to a mental hospital!"

"Also, notify the students' parents that we cannot teach students with mental illnesses!"

The principal clutched his chest, almost needing to go to the school clinic to get some nitroglycerin pills.

Wang Hao was forcibly lifted up by four people, like a biohazardous pig waiting to be slaughtered.

Just as he was being lifted onto the stretcher, he suddenly straightened his neck and spat out a mouthful of bloody phlegm in Yang Guang's direction.

"Yang Guang!"

"I'll haunt you even as a ghost!"

"Absolutely!"

"I'm definitely going to kill you!"

His voice faded into the distance.

And this farce has finally come to an end.

The remaining thousands of teachers and students on the playground were still in a daze, staring at each other in disbelief.

The school anniversary sports meet is completely ruined.

The school's loudspeaker blared an exasperated voice: "Everyone back to your classrooms!"

"Keep quiet!"

"Anyone who discusses what just happened again will be publicly reprimanded!"

That's what he said, but someone has to listen to it.

Although everyone walked to the classroom in an orderly manner, they were all having a heated discussion about what had just happened.

Yang Guang was also very happy at this moment.

With his hands in his pockets and one hand clutching a yellow talisman, he chuckled and asked, "How was it?"

"Was my suggestion good?"

"Isn't this more satisfying than just killing him?"

At that moment, Lin Ran's voice rang in Yang Guang's ears, and he could hear the ease in her tone.

This shows that some of the resentment in her body has dissipated: "Hehehe, Master, your move is too cruel. Although he is still alive, he is already dead."

"But Celestial Master, can he really withstand it?"

Yang Guanghun said nonchalantly, "Don't worry, he's terrified of dying."

"Everything will be alright."

"Don't worry."

however.

Just then, Yang Guang's phone suddenly vibrated.

He took out his phone and saw it was Lin Yue calling. He immediately raised an eyebrow and answered, "Officer, good heavens! Calling me so early, is it because my bonus has arrived?"